Cao Cao: You guys! Look what I just bought!

Everyone turned to him

Xiahou Dun: What is it?

Cao Cao: It is a book!

Sima Yi: Why buy a book? I already know everything.

Cao Cao: No! It's a book that will teach us new words?

All: Really?

Xiahou Dun: And where did you get this book?

Cao Cao: I got it off a monk. He said that the writer was a teenage girl who wanted to teach her little brother words by easy definitions. He said that that girl was the smartest girl during her time! (Not ME! I don't have a little bro)

Sima Yi: heh! Oh really?

Cao Cao: Now! I skimmed it and there were a lot of words to learn! I want us to use these words, but to make it easier; we will use it day by day. So try not to really blow it ok?

All: All right!

Cao Cao: Ok here is the first word… "Fuck"...hmm…interesting?

Xiahou Dun: That's it?

Cao Cao read to everyone:

Fuck

(Verb)

It means, "kill"

Others are fucker (killer)

Fucking (Killing)

Fucked (Killed)

Example: (I like to kill) I like to fuck

Everyone mumbled something.

Sima Yi: I want to fuck Zhuge Liang! I will fuck anyone who pisses me off!

Cao Cao: That's the spirit! See everyone! Sima Yi already has the idea!

Xiahou Yuan: Interesting…

Cao Cao: Now all of you scurry along and try to use "Fuck" instead of "Kill".

All: Yes Lord!

All of them went in different directions to do their thing.

(In the kitchen)

Xu Zhu, Dian Wei

Xu Zhu: There's nothing to eat here.

Dian Wei always adored Xu Zhu and never gets annoyed by his complaints about hunger.

Dian Wei: Go fuck a pig.

Xu Zhu: Wow! You are already using that word. Cool. Let me try! A hem! I will fuck any animal so that I can eat them!

Dian Wei: Good for you…

(Out in the Garden)

Sima Yi

Cao Pi

Zhen Ji

Zhang He

Sima Yi: hmm! I am beginning to like the word "fuck."

Cao Pi: Sure you do.

Zhen Ji: Ok! Anyone want to practice?

Zhang He: OH! I'll go first! I have fucked all of the people prettier than me!

Sima Yi: Shut Up!

Cao Pi: That's interesting.

Zhen Ji: So you're saying that I'm not as beautiful as you?

Zhan He: You got that right!

Zhen Ji: If you want it what way, I'll fuck Zhang He so I'll be more beautiful than him!

Sima Yi: Oh shut up about this beautiful stuff!

Cao Pi: That's because your not!

Sima Yi: Fine! Right after I fuck Zhuge Liang, you're next!

Cao Pi: I don't think so! I have fucked over 5,000 people and I don't think you would like me to fuck you too.

Sima Yi: Oh shut up!

(In the Main Halls)

Cao Cao

Xiahou Dun

Xiahou Yuan

Xiahou Yuan: That is a very interesting book!

Cao Cao: This will teach us new words, so we won't have to use the boring ones.

Xiahou Dun: Like what?

Cao Cao: Like kill…fuck is way more cooler!

Xiahou Dun: Your right, and don't like to fuck, I love to fuck!

Xiahou Yuan: But isn't fucking a bad thing if it one of our men?

Cao Cao: Oh shut the fuck up!

Xiahou Dun: You used fuck wrong my cousin.

Cao Cao: Your right! I will fuck myself if I do it again!

Dun & Yuan…really?

Cao Cao: YEAH RIGHT!

(Outside Somewhere)

Xu Huang

Zhang Liao

Cao Ren

Pang De

Xu Huang: What will make me remember the work kill is just say fuck all the time.

Other Three: DURR!

Pang De: If I get fucked, I will always have my coffin right next to me!

Cao Ren: Good practice! I fuck people with fire.

Zhang Liao: I fuck them with my body!

Xu Huang: So you body slam them?

Zhan Liao: Yup!

Xu Huang: I fuck them with my axe!

Other Three: We know!

Xu Huang: I'm just practicing!

Pang De: Fuck! Fuck! I love to Fuck!

Cao Ren: Hey! That's a good idea! Let's all say that to remember it!

All 4: Fuck! Fuck! We all love to Fuck!

Then suddenly the 4 from the garden came by.

All 4(garden): We heard you the first time!

Zhang Liao: We were just practicing. Wanna join us?

Sima Yi: NO WAY! These 2(pointing to Zhen and Zhang) have been arguing about being beautiful.

Pang De: They are beautiful!

Sima Yi: Oh shut up!

OK! How was it? Review and tell me! Thanks!

Oh! If you have any suggestions for any cuss words, tell me on the reviews.

Tell me the word, and tell me what it means…just in case I don't know….