Day two:
Everyone went to Cao Cao's quarters to get ready for the next word of the day.
Cao Cao: I hope everyone enjoyed the work "fuck."
All: uh…huh…. whatever
Sima Yi: This word better not be something about beautiful crap.
Zhang He: hehe
Cao Cao: Ok? Let's see…today's word is… "Slut".
Xiahou Dun: Meaning…?
Cao Cao:
Slut(Noun)
Meaning: A Beautiful Women
Slutty- A bit Beautiful
Example: (I wish I was a beautiful woman) I wish I were a slut.
Sima Yi: You have got to be kidding me!
Zhang He and Zhen Ji: YAY! MY KIND OF WORD!
Xiahou Dun: GOD! Why can't it be like a combat word?
Cao Cao: There are probably more in the book but we're just not there yet.
Xiahou Yuan: When are we ever going to use those words?
Cao Cao: I don't know, battle? Ok whatever! Go and get smart.
All: (mumbling)
Cao Cao: Ok! We WILL use them in battle! As code words, so the enemy won't know our plan or what we are saying.
All: aw…..
(Laundry Room)…I don't think they ever had one in history
Zhen Ji, Cao Pi
Zhen Ji: Do you think I'm a slut?
Cao Pi: Of course I do. Why do you think I married you?
Zhen Ji: Because I'm a slut?
Cao Pi: Yup!
Zhen Ji: A slut with a lot of money?
Cao Pi: Yup!
Zhen Ji: So you married me because I'm a slut with a lot of money and later, your going to divorce me so you can have half of that money?
Cao Pi: YUP!
Zhen Ji: (angrily) That's so sweet!
Cao Pi: You're welcome slut…
(Library)
Cao Cao, Sima Yi
Cao Cao: So, who do you think is a slut?
Sima Yi: Your mom…
Cao Cao: What!
Sima Yi: What? I said your mom was a slut.
Cao Cao: Is that an insult!
Sima Yi: No…I really met your mom! She was a real slut!
Cao Cao: Oh…are you sure…
Sima Yi: Yes my lord.
Cao Cao: Oh…thank…well your mom is slutty.
Sima Yi: I know huh? She is slutty, but not a slut.
Cao Cao: And you got her genes.
Sima Yi: WHAT!
Cao Cao: HAHAHAHA!
(Living room)…or the Main Room…whichever
Zhang He, Pang De
Zhang He: So? You're new?
Pang De: Yes, I am…only to DW5…I was there with all of you guys, but now, I'm a playable character.
Zhang He: Didn't you serve under Ma Chao before?
Pang De: Yes…
Zhang He: Were there a lot of sluts in that army?
Pang De: NO! I wish!
Zhang He: Oh…I'm sorry, but it's ok! We have a lot of sluts here!
Pang De: The only one is Zhen Ji.
Zhang He: And me!
Pang De: You're not a woman…
Zhang He: Are you sure? (Laughing Evily)
Pang De: … OMG!
Zhang He: Surprise surprise!
(Horse Stable)
Zhang Liao, Xu Huang
Xu Huang: Why are we at the horse stable?
Zhang Liao: So I can show you whom I think is a real slut.
Xu Huang: A horse?
Zhang Liao: yes…
Xu Huang: But that isn't a woman
Zhang Liao: But she is a girl
Xu Huang: There is a big difference you know…
Zhang Liao: Well! Here she is!(showing him a horse)
Xu Huang: Are you sure…?
Zhang Liao: Yup! Ain't she a beauty?
Xu Huang: Umm…no…
Zhang Liao: And why not!
Xu Huang: She's made out of plastic…
(Xu Zhu's Room)
Xu Zhu, Dian Wei
Dian Wei: Slut?
Xu Zhu: Yes! Beautiful women!
Dian Wei: I hope I get married to a slut.
Xu Zhu: I know you will.
Dian Wei: I hope so…what about you? Don't you want a really strong slut?
Xu Zhu: I don't want a strong slut…I want a slut fatter than me so I can make fun of her and so people could stop calling me fat!
Dian Wei: Well…you are fat…
Xu Zhu: (crying) Shut the FUCK UP!
(Somewhere having tea)
Xiahou Dun & Yuan, Cao Ren
Xiahou Dun: This is stupid! I don't like "slut"
Xiahou Yuan: So you rather have an ugly girl?
Cao Ren: You must be crazy!
Xiahou Dun: No! I mean the word "slut!" Couldn't it be like a battling word?
Cao Ren: There will be later…just wait…pamper your eye or something…
Xiahou Dun: …
Xiahou Yuan: I still wonder why we have to study these words!
Cao Ren: DynastyWarriors wants to be funny.
Xiahou Dun: Is "slut" supposed to be funny?
Cao Ren: Well…this story...not the words…
Xiahou Dun: …bastard!
Xiahou Yuan: I heard that she might write about us going to battle using these words later in the end.
Xiahou Dun: Really?
Xiahou Yuan: Might!
Xiahou Dun: And how do you know?
Xiahou Yuan: I was stalking her…
Cao Ren: And you didn't take me?
Xiahou Yuan: I was afraid that you might have been too short for you to see through the window.
Cao Ren: ….jackass…
Ahhh….yeah?…got ideas?
Give me a cuss word and the meaning on the reviews if you do…
Are any of you "Sluts"? haha…I don't think so…