Crazy Cindy14: "This word suggestion was from Z Star The Hidden Dragon"

(Actually, I had this word in mind, but you just suggested it to me…oh well)

"Devil-Sima Yi, your gonna joke around with this word too huh?" -Greatest Fan to ever exist right?

As I was writing…

(Day Three)

Cao Cao: Hehe…so? Did anyone enjoy the word "slut?"

All but Zhang He and Zhen Ji: NOOO!

Zhen Ji: I enjoyed it…

Zhang He: Me too…

All: SHUT UP!

Xiahou Dun: Just give us the next word!

Cao Cao: …o…k? The next word is…. "Bitch"…

Bitch

(noun)

Meaning: A person who you take most interest in

Bitches-more than one person

Example: You are my favorite person! (You are my Bitch)

(I know this is a very bad example.)

Xiahou Dun: What the….hell!

Cao Cao: Your bitch can be your enemies now shut up!

Zhang He and Zhen Ji: I know who my bitch is! (looking at Sima Yi and Cao Pi)

Sima Yi and Cao Pi: What?

Cao Cao: Now get the hell out of here!

(In the same Room)

Zhang He, Zhen Ji, Sima Yi, Cao Pi

Sima Yi: How can I use this word if I don't have one?

Zhang He: I can be your bitch!

Zhen Ji and Cao Pi: hehehe…

Sima Yi: SHUT UP! This fool is never going to be MY BITCH!

Zhang He: aww….but whatever! You're MY Bitch.

Sima Yi: You sick son of a bitch!

All: (gasp)

Sima Yi: WHAT! I..I… said he was a sick person who likes people.

Zhang He: AWW! Don't hide your feelings!

Sima Yi: SHUT UP!

Zhang He: What about you two?

Zhen Ji and Cao Pi: Isn't it obvious?

Zhen Ji and Cao Pi: My bitch is…(Zhen- my Mom)…(Cao Pi- my wife)

Cao Pi: WHAT?

Zhen Ji: Oh…sorry…I love my mom more than you…is that ok?

Cao Pi: ahhH? (Angrily) yeah…it's all right…is it ok if I change who I think is my bitch…

Zhang He: Of course you can!

Cao Pi: My bitch is my dad!

Zhen Ji: Sure...just because I said my Mom...doesn't mean that you can change it to your frekain Dad...besides..we all know you hate him.

Cao Pi: Fine! I take back everything I said about you being a slut!

Zhen Ji: Sure..we all know that you think your Dad is a slut...

All:(laughing)

Cao Pi: Shut UP!

(In the Kitchen)

Dian Wei, Xu Zhu

Dian Wei: Why am I always paired up with you?

Xu Zhu: Because we are special!

(no they are not)

Xu Zhu: Am I your bitch?

Dian Wei: My ask me?

Xu Zhu: Because you and I are always hanging around and..you know...

Dina Wei: Am I your bitch...? (asking Xu Zhu)

Xu Zhu: I guess...

Dian Wei: Than the answer is no...

Xu Zhu: NOOOOOOO!(crying)

(fatass crybaby...haha)

(Hooters)

Xu Huang, Cao Ren, Zhang Liao,Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan, Pang De, Cao Cao

Cao Cao: Well what do you know? Everyone ends up at Hooters

Cao Ren: Why is that?

Xu Huang, Zhang Liao, Pang De: My bitch is here!

Cao Cao: Xiahou Dun, I thought you didn't like this place, why did you come?

Xiahou Dun: I was following Yuan and I ended up here.

Xiahou Yuan: I told you I was going to a place you wouldn't like.

Xiahou Dun: I take risks!

Cao Cao: As long as you don't complain about the word "Bitch."

Xiahou Dun: The ememies Wu and Shu are my bitches!

Cao Cao: We all know!

Meanwhile...

Xu Huang: That's my bitch right there(Pointing to a girl with green underclothes)

Pang De: She's nothing! That's mine!(pointing to a Goth)

Zhang Liao: Ew! You got bad taste! Look at mines!(pointing to a blond girl carrying a plate of beer)

Xu Huang and Pang De: You suck!

...yeah...

Cao Cao: Why are you here?

Cao Ren: To look at all the women that I think are my bitches.

Xiahou Yuan: The short ones...

Cao Ren: Your short too you know!

Xiahou Yuan: I'm taller than you by 2 inches!

Cao Ren: Your still short...

Xiahou Dun: I'm getting out of here!(leaves Hooters)

Cao Cao: Oh well...

Xiahou Yuan: My Lord, who is your bitch?

Cao Cao: My son...Cao Pi...

Xiahou Yuan: But he hates you...

Cao Cao: I know...and that's why!

Cao Ren: I don't get it...

Congratulations! You are all my BITCHES! Especially some people...all my fans out there..if I got any?

Like again...any Bad Word you like to request?