You (Reader) and Me will be in this one…for some reason?
(Day Four)
Xiahou Dun: Don't even say if we enjoyed the word "Bitch" Cao Cao! Just get on to the next word.
Cao Cao: GEZZ! Slow down! I'm just doing my job.
Xiahou Dun: OK! Fine! I still don't feel comfortable about Bitch.
Cao Cao: SHU and WU! OK? Shut Up!
Xiahou Yuan: Just get on to the next word!
Cao Cao: Thank you for asking NICELY!
Xiahou Yuan?
Cao Cao: The word of the day is…Jack…ass…Jackass…
All: What?
Cao Cao:
Jackass
Meaning: A Person Who Loves/Likes to Fight
Example: I love to fight, so I am a jackass.
Xiahou Dun: Now this is better!
Cao Cao: Happy now!
Xiahou Yuan: I think he is.
Xiahou Dun: MUHAHAHAHA!
Sima Yi: That's my line you freak!
Xiahou Dun: MUHAHAHAHA!
Sima Yi: Eyeless…
Xiahou Dun: …!
Sima Yi: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
(Kitchen)
Xu Zhu
Xu Zhu: Dian Wei left me because he doesn't want any of you to think we are together.
(You): aww…(joke)
Xu Zhu: I don't love or like to fight, so does that make me a jackass?
(You): Yes.
Crazy Cindy14: Of course!
Xu Zhu: Thanks! I am now a jackass!
(You) and Crazy Cindy14: Good for you.
(Dining Room)
Dian Wei
Dian Wei: There is nothing between me and Xu Zhu ok! I'm just helping him because he's too fat to do anything.
(You): Uh…huh…?
Dian Wei: It's true!
Crazy Cindy14: Ok whatever! Are you a jackass?
Dian Wei: Of course I am! I love to fight!
Crazy Cindy14: And love to help Xu Zhu?
Dian Wei: …shut up…
(Halls)
Sima Yi, Zhang He
Sima Yi: Crazy Cindy14! Why am I paired up with him!
Crazy Cindy14: It's cool…and cute
(You): Most of us like you with Zhang He.
Sima Yi: You'll all pay for this…!
Crazy Cindy14: A hem! JackASS!
Zhang He: I don't love or like to fight! So that doesn't make me a jackass! but I do love Sima Yi!
Sima Yi: I'm a strategist, not a fighter! I love to think but not fight!
(You): Duuurrr….!
Crazy Cindy14: You mean ' I love to think about Zhang He.'
Zhang He: You really like me?
Sima Yi: Don't be a fool!
Zhang He: But everyone likes us! TOGETHER!
Sima Yi: ERRRRRRR!
Zhang He runs away…
Sima Yi: LOOK WHAT MY ANGER DID! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
(You) and Crazy Cindy14: Because you're cool? And smart?
Sima Yi: WHAT! IS THAT AN INSULT?
We all run shouting : We love you! (Just like Jackasses) don't get offended.
(Cao Cao's Quarters)
Cao Cao, Cao Ren, Xiahou Yuan, Xiahou Dun
Cao Cao: So? All of my relatives are here?
All: Uh…huh..
Crazy Cindy14: Sad isn't it?
All: (gasp)
Xiahou Dun: What are you doing here?
Crazy Cindy14: Me and some of my fans are here just to…you know…talk.
Cao Ren: About?
(You): All of you.
Xiahou Yuan: Why?
Crazy Cindy14: UH! Just forget it! Soo? Who's a jackass?
Cao Cao, Cao Ren, Xiahou Dun, and Xiahou Yuan: ME!
(You): Isn't that obvious?
Crazy Cindy14: Only Xiahou Dun…
Xiahou Dun: What? I really! LOVE! TO! FIGHT!
(You) and Crazy Cindy14: We all know you jackass!
Xiahou Dun: Thanks…
Cao Cao: Wait! Why aren't we obvious?
Crazy Cindy14: Well…because you're the leader, and you don't tend to fight a lot. Cao Ren is just a bodyguard, and Xiahou Yuan? Ahh? Got anything?
(You): He just fights when ever possible. It's not so sudden that he does…
Crazy Cindy14: Yeah…what they said.
Xiahou Yuan: I…go far distance…that's why! I use arrows
All: We all know!
Cao Ren: I'm not that big of a bodyguard…
Crazy Cindy14: (whispers to you) Not that big? He's freakin short!
(You): haha…yeah…
Cao Ren: I heard that you know!
You and Crazy Cindy14: RUN!
(Xu Huang's Place)
Xu Huang, Zhang Liao, Pang De
(You): What are you all doing n Xu Huang's Room?
Zhang Liao: Comparing our weapons…
Pang De: What are YOU doing in Xu Huang's Room?
Crazy Cindy14: To ask you if any of you were Jackasses.
Xu Huang: I am a BIG JACKASS!
(You)..lol…the hell
Zhang Liao: I am a BIGGER JACKASS!
Crazy Cindy14: You must be…
Pang De: YOU ALL KNOW I'M THE BIGGEST JACKASS THERE IS!
(You): Are you sure?
Xu Huang: YEAH! Are you sure?
Pang De: Of course!
Zhang Liao: What have you been smoking?
Crazy Cindy14: Pot…
Pang De: Nothing…dead bodies?
Xu Huang: You disgust me!
Crazy Cindy14: Can I play with your axe?(Takes all of their axes)
(You): Your gonna get in trouble you know…
Crazy Cindy14: Really?
Xu Huang, Zhang Liao, Pang De: HEY!GIVE THAT BACK!
Crazy Cindy14: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUNN!
(You) and Crazy Cindy14 runs away, dropping the axes on the floor, making dents on them.
Zhang Laio: HA! Mines didn't bent! Your weapon sucks! Who's the bigger Jackass now?
Xu Huang, Pang De: ME!
Zhang Liao: Creeps!
(Love Room?)
Cao Pi, Zhen JiI think they were doing their thing when we crept in.
Crazy Cindy14 and (You): HEY!
Zhen Ji and Cao Pi: AHHHHHHHHHH!
Crazy Cindy14: Opps…wrong timing huh?
Zhen Ji: Yeah…
Cao Pi: Who is this?
Crazy Cindy14: This is one of my fans reading this story and we were just here talking to everyone here.
(You): Hello Lord Cao Pi and Lady Zhen Ji.
Crazy Cindy14: (whispers to you) Don't be so polite…haha
(You): Sure?
Cao Pi: Now what?
Crazy Cindy14: Are you a Jackass?
Zhen Ji: I ain't no Jackass, but my crazy husband is!
Cao Pi: What are you talking about? Of course you are! You're the most beautiful Jackass I have ever met!
Zhen Ji: (blushing) Oh Shut up!
Crazy Cindy14 and (You): (laughing)
Cao Pi: I don't find that funny…
Crazy Cindy14: I wan't…
Zhen Ji: Explain the laughter…
(You): Look at Cao Pi's pants.
He and she look and there were several big holes on his pants. They started to laugh, even Cao Pi himself, and while they were, I snatched his Cape and you snatched her Flute.
We left to room…
Cao Pi and Zhen Ji: HEY!
We quickly ran away…dropping the suff…
After………………..
Crazy Cindy14: ahhh! That was so fun!
(You): Yeah…I was just wondering, are you a Jackass?
Crazy Cindy14: I don't fight…why would you say that?
(You): No! Not the fake Jackass…
Crazy Cindy14: You mean….
(You) Yeah…are you…?
Crazy Cindy14: Well…if you are, then I am too…
(You): …you're mean…
Crazy Cindy14: Even to my Fans! MUHAHAHA…actually…that wasn't mean at all…unless I really called you a Jackass…but I'M NOT!
AhH? I don't know why I did this chapter including you and me. I think I just lost track or something…
I'm kinda running out of ideas (Words)…please Review and give me one…and the meaning…hmm? Can't think of anything…