Crazy Cindy14: This Word was suggested by dadsnavygirl831. Thank You.
(Day Five)
Cao Cao: Ok? Did ANY of you enjoy "Jackass."
Xiahou Dun: HELL YEAH!
Sima Yi: Well I DID'T! I WAS STUCK WITH ZHANG HE AND CRAZY CINDY14 WITH HER FREAKIN FANS!
Cao Cao: How can you be mad at Devil-Sima Yi? She's one of your biggest fans!
Sima Yi: Well..! …she's Crazy Cindy14's fan! Not me!
Crazy Cindy14: DUDE! HER PENNAME HAS YOUR NAME ON IT!
Sima Yi: You win this round…(thinking of things)
Cao Cao: What about Z Star The Hidden Dragon?
Sima Yi: Is she one of my fans?
Cao Cao: I don't know…is she?
Crazy Cindy14: Why look at me? I barely know her!
Sima Yi and Cao Cao: ……
Crazy Cindy14: Umm? I think she likes Sima Yi…actually…. I think she likes all of you equally
Sima Yi: NO!
Crazy Cindy14: Don't worry…all the others have faith in you.
Sima Yi: Whatever.
Xiahou Dun: Can we get on to the next word?
Cao Cao: I'm already on that. Hmmm?
Xiahou Dun: What is it?
Cao Cao: I can't seem to pronounce this word.
Sima Yi snatches the book out of his hands.
Sima Yi: You need a genius around here!
Cao Cao: Like Guo Jia?
Sima Yi: ummm? No…
Cao Cao: Zhuge Liang?
Sima Yi: YOU DISGUST ME!
All: GET ON TO THE WORD!
Sima Yi: SHUT UP! All right…the word is… "Bastard."
Bastard
Meaning: A Person Who Likes To Show-Off.
Bastards- More than 1 Person
Example: I love to show off my clothes, so I'm a bastard.
Sima Yi: HAHAHA!
Xiahou Yuan: What is it?
Sima Yi: That example sounds like Zhen Ji!
Zhen Ji: No it doesn't!
Cao Pi: Yeah it does! You LOVE to show all of your clothes!
Zhen Ji: No I don't!
Zhang He: Yeah you do!
Zhen Ji: What about you?
Zhang He: umm?
Cao Cao: GET OUT!
(Front of the Castle)
Zhen Ji, Cao Pi, Sima Yi, Zhang He
Cao Pi: YOU ARE SO A BASTARD!
Zhen Ji: NO I'M NOT!
Cao Pi: It's not just the clothes!
Zhen Ji: What is it now?
Sima Yi: Her face? HAHAA!
Zhen Ji: SHUT UP!
Cao Pi: No. Remember that time when Zhen Ji was drunk, and she wanted to impress all of us with her flute playing, so she played all these like, sexy songs. Well, she tried to play sexy songs, but it did sound crazy. And sometimes, she messes up and starts to play it again but keeps on messing up so he got pissed and started to hit everyone.
Sima Yi: What the?
Zhen Ji: When did this happen!
Cao Pi: Like, a few months ago.
Zhen Ji: LIAR!
Sima Yi: I don't remember any of this happening.
Cao Pi: Or was it that the guys liked her playing and she wanted to become popular, so she started to show off her skills!
Sima Yi: HAHAHA! I don't remember that but that is funny!
Zhen Ji: THAT'S NOT TRUE!(Blushing)
Cao Pi: Admit it! You are a bastard!
Sima Yi: YOU ARE TOO!
Cao Pi: HAHA…. what?
Sima Yi: Remember…you wanted to make your dad happy so you started to fight and show off your skills in front of him. And he was like, "My son, you are one of the strongest warriors I have ever seen! I'm proud of you!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cao Pi: YOU SAW ME?
Zhen Ji: HAHA! You're a stupid bastard!
Cao Pi: So? What about Sima Yi?
Sima Yi: What about me? Well…I know a lot of people like me…but what else don't I know?
Cao Pi: Remember when you first met my wife.
Sima Yi: I think?
Cao Pi: She saw you fight and you were showing off some of your stupid lasers to her! And she was like, "I love your beautiful lights! They are so shiny!"
Zhen Ji: But they were!
Sima Yi: See…I think she likes me more than you!
Cao Pi: WHAT! YOU BASTARD!
Sima Yi: Look who's talking!
Zhen Ji: Speaking of 'beautiful,' where is Zhang He?
They stopped arguing and started to look for Zhang He. Cao Pi found him behind a tree.
Cao Pi: What's wrong?
Zhang He: OH! I'm not a bastard!
Sima Yi: SO!
Zhang He: BUT I WANNA!
Zhen Ji: But you are my Lord!
Zhang He: Really!
Zhen Ji: Remember that time when we were fighting at Wu Zhang Plains?
All: yeah?
Zhen Ji: We were losing to Zhuge Liang and so Sima Yi got mad and Zhang He saw him. I think you told him, "Don't worry my love, I'll handle this."
Sima Yi: YOU WISH HE SAID THAT!
Zhen Ji: Whatever! So he jumped in the middle of the battlefield and started to fuck everyone. When Sima Yi heard that he had killed the entire army, he rushed up to him and said, "Did you do this for me or were you showing off?" Then I think He answered, " Oh no! I was showing off to Zhen Ji." Or something like that.
Sima Yi: WHAT?
Zhen Ji: I said I THINK it was something like that!
Zheng He: So? I am…
Zhen Ji: A Bastard!
Zhang He: YAYYAYAY!
Sima Yi: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Cao Pi: YEAH! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Zhen Ji: I was just cheering him up.
Sima Yi and Cao Pi: EXACTALY!
(Main Room)
Cao Cao, Cao Ren, Dian Wei, Xu Huang, Zhang Liao,
Pang De, Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan, Xu Zhu
Cao Cao: We all don't like to show off…so I guess this chapter was for Sima Yi, Cao Pi, and Zhen Ji….and maybe Zhang He.
Xiahou Dun: But remember what you said? You said that we have to practice using those words.
Cao Cao: Fine! I'm a bastard, even though I'm not in reality!
Xiahou Dun: Cheap!
All: Whatever…I'm a bastard!
Xu Zhu: I like to show-off my fat!
Dian Wei: I like to show off my baldhead…
Crazy Cindy14: Shut up! I don't really like your head or his freain FAT! NASTY!
I guess…this one was a short one…like I said…I mostly like Sima Yi and the group…I just got lazy and started to write this one. Sorry…but…isn't it true? They don't really like to show off…or do they?
You saw the word "Fuck"...if you read the first chapter, you would know it means kill...not...to have sex or anything
Devil- Sima Yi : You are sooo….funny and awesome…but I didn't know that you didn't like Zhang He…sorry about that.
Z Star The Hidden Dragon: Thanks for the reviews…I don't know about the robbing thing again. That was just for fun. But I'll see if I can think of some other stuff.
Others, sorry for those 2 but they are my biggest fans for this story. Both of them…reviewing like crazy and telling me something about that stupid chapter. Thanks again…but…we are just communicating…if you know what I mean.
P.S: I AM NOT A BASTARD! I'M NOT SHOWING OFF! I'M JUST TRYING TO WRITE SOME FUNNY STUFF!