(Day Six)

Cao Cao: So…did..

Sima Yi: SHUT UP!

Cao Cao: I knew that was coming.

Sima Yi: I don't like any of this anymore!

Cao Cao: So?

Sima Yi: I QUIT!

All: NO!

Sima Yi: WHAT?

Cao Pi: If you quit, no one will like you anymore.

Sima Yi: Like anyone does!

All: …(stares at him pissed)

Sima Yi: Fine! But this word better cheer me up!

Xiahou Dun: Bring it on Cao Cao.

Cao Cao: Word of the day is…faggot…ohh…uh..huh?

Sima Yi: WHAT?

Cao Cao:

Faggot

Meaning: A Person with Intelligence

(I am smart.) I am a faggot.

All: (looking at Sima Yi)

Sima Yi: Oh! So you all blame me for being smart?

All: (continues looking at Sima Yi but with devil eyes this time)

Sima Yi: Whatever…you guys are non-faggots. I'm outta here.

(Kitchen)

Everyone from Wei

Sima Yi: What is this?

Zhen Ji: Since you actually are a symbol for the word "faggot" we will have a day of celebration for you.

Sima Yi: Does this mean I can do anything I want?

Cao Cao: Anything you want and you can also give us orders…

Sima Yi: (starts laughing)

All: ah?

Sima Yi: HAHAHAHAHA! (Laughing like a maniac)

Zhang He: This isn't good.

Xiahou Dun: So (shaking), what would you like to do first?

Sima Yi: DRESS IN DRESSES!

All: Wha…?

Sima Yi: All of you make fun of me wearing a dress…this time it's payback!

All: What the..…

Sima Yi: DON'T SAY IT AND GO!

5 minutes later, the guys came out with dresses on them. All blue, purple, white, and some back

Sima Yi: Excellent!

Cao Ren: You make us look like fools!

Sima Yi: You are!

Xiahou Dun: I'm gonna fuck you, you faggot!

Sima Yi: Not unless I fuck you first!

All but Sima and Xiahou: ooohhh!

Dian Wei: BURN!

Xiahou Dun: SHUT UP!

Cao Pi: (annoyed)(sarcastically) Enjoy being a faggot?

Sima Yi: Of course I do!

Zhang He: So? What do you want us to do?

Sima Yi: (looks at him evilly)

Zhang He: ahh?

Sima Yi: SINCE THIS WILL ONLY BE ONE DAY, I'LL THINK OF EVERYHING I CAN!

All: no…

Sima Yi: XIAHOU DUN, do my laundry!

Xiahou Dun: (angrily) Yes…faggot!

Sima Yi: DIAN WEI, massage my foot!

Dian Wei: EW! I hate you, you faggot!

Sima Yi: XU ZHU, go exercise to get skinnier! RUN AROUND THE PALACE LIKE, 20 TIMES

Xu Zhu: (crying) Yes faggot…

Sima Yi: CAO CAO, fan me! I'm getting hot!

Cao Cao: (annoyed) Sure…why not? Faggot!

Sima Yi: XIAHOU YUAN, cook me food! I want steak with some BBQ sause, and some fried rice, with some jasmine tea!

Xiahou Yuan: Me? Cook? Whatever, faggot!

Sima Yi: ZHANG LIAO, polish my fan! Make it soft and shiny!

Zhang Liao: Yes faggot. ( whispers) How can they be soft and shiny at the same time?

Sima Yi: XU HUANG, massage my left hand!

Xu Huang: ehh? Yes…faggot?

Sima Yi: ZHANG HE, I just don't like you! Gota HELL!

Zhang He: Ahh? Where is that?

Sima Yi: Just go…. kill yourself or something?

Zhang He: YES MY LOVE!

Sima Yi: OUT!

Zhang He leaves…

Sima Yi: CAO REN, massage my other hand…the right!

Cao Ren: UHH! FAGGOT!

Sima Yi: PANG DE lock yourself in the coffin!

Pang De: That's not that bad…

Sima Yi: FOREVER!

Pang De: 1 DAY!

Sima Yi: WHATEVER!

Pang De hops in the coffin and it somehow closes…

Sima Yi: Finally! ZHEN Ji and CAO PI, dance for me!

Cao Pi: (told Zhen Ji) at least we are together!

Zhen Ji: Whatever…

They both started to dance for Siam Yi.

Sima Yi: HAHAHA! THIS IS THE LIFE!

Xu Zhu: (panting) I did my 20 laps!

Sima Yi: 40 MORE!

Xu Zhu: AWWWWWW! (crying)

Sima Yi: Life is good…is my food ready?

Xiahou Yuan: I messed up!

Sima Yi: WHAT?

Crazy Cindy14: I seriously don't know why I did this…I must be really sleepy so I just made up something…school has gotten on to me…sorry everyone…

Oh! Z Star The Hidden Dragon, I don't think crack head is a swear…or if it is…then I don't think like…it's too intense enough…. sorry.

DeviL-Sima Yi: Do you like this chapter? You should right?