(Day 7)

Sima Yi: So? Did anyone enjoy the word "faggot?"

All: NO!

Sima Yi: Ah…I sure will miss that day.

Xu Zhu: I think I lost 10 lbs because of you.

Sima Yi: You should have lost more!

Cao Cao: Enough of you! The next word is "wore?"

All: Huh?

Sima Yi snatches the book again.

Sima Yi: It's "whore."

All: OK?

Sima Yi:

Whore

Meaning: A Stupid Person

Whores - more than 1

Example: I like to do stupid things so I am a whore.

Sima Yi: You're all whores!

All: Nah Uh!

Sima Yi: Yeah!

Cao Cao: Fine! We'll prove it!

(Main Room)

Everyone

Cao Cao: Ok…so we all think that we are all whores?

All: Uh Huh…

Cao Cao: Ok. I have a box. There are papers that have our names on it. We will all pick one, and whoever we get, we will say something that makes them a whore. Ok?

All: Ahh….sure?

Everyone takes a paper out of the box and looks at the name.

Outcome:

Xiahou Dun got Xu Huang

Xu Zhu got Sima Yi

Dian Wei got Cao Cao

Cao Cao got Zhen Ji

Xu Huang got Zhang He

Zhang Liao got Pang De

Sima Yi got Cao Pi

Zhen Ji got Cao Ren

Zhang He got Dian Wei

Cao Pi got Xiahou Yuan

Pang De got Xiahou Dun

Cao Ren got Zhang Liao

Xiahou Yuan got Xu Zhu

Cao Cao: Xiahou Dun, why don't you go first?

Xiahou Dun: Thanks. I think that Xu Huang is a whore because he thinks that he can obtain true strength, but he can't! It's impossible.

All: Yeah….

Xu Huang: Well? You don't know for sure! What if there is true strength?

Cao Cao: There isn't! Xu Zhu, you're next.

Xu Zhu: Duhh…I think that Sima Yi is a whore because…ahhh…he uses a fan or a weapon.

Sima Yi: What!

All: That's true.

Sima Yi: I think, not fight! I use a fan because…I don't know! Koei gave it to me!

Cao Cao: Tisk tisk tisk! What a bad excuse.

Sima Yi: Humph!

Cao Cao: Dian Wei is next.

Dian Wei: Um? I think that Lord Cao Cao is a whore because he thinks that he's all-powerful ruling a kingdom.

Cao Cao: I am!

Dian Wei: Yeah right! Without all of us, you would be helpless.

Cao Cao: You dare yell at me?

Dian Wei: Sorry…

Cao Cao: I thought so…um…I'm next…

All: …

Cao Cao: I think that Zhen Ji is a whore because she thinks she's all that.

Zhen Ji: No I don't.

All: Yeah!

Cao Cao: See? You think you're all-beautiful and stuff.

Zhen Ji: I am! That's why I said I was a slut!

All: nah…

Cao Cao: Next!

Xu Huang: I think that Zhang He is a whore because he's gay…

Zhang He: So?

All: HAHA

Cao Cao: Xu Huang, just because he's gay doesn't make him a whore.

Xu Huang: So! It bothers me.

Zhang He: Leave me alone!

Cao Cao: Whatever…next!

Zhang Liao: Pang De is a whore because he carries his coffin to the battlefield.

Pang De: Don't talk about my coffin!

Zhang Liao: When you die, we'll always bury you in that coffin you desire! Don't always carry it.

Pang De: Just let me do what I have to!

Cao Cao: Wow…. what a warrior…next?

Siam Yi: I know that Cao Pi is a whore because he wears a cape!

Cao Pi: So…why am I a whore?

Sima Yi: Why do you need that cape? Are you trying to impress someone or something?

Cao Pi: No…I got it from my father!

Everyone looks at Cao Cao.

Cao Cao: What? He's my son. I can't give him gifts?

Sima Yi: That is the lamest gift ever.

Cao Cao: Shut up! Next!

Zhen Ji: Cao Ren is a whore because…I don't know…he's ugly?

All but Zhen and Ren: HAHAHA

Zhen Ji: What? I don't know anything about Cao Ren.

Xiahou Dun: Don't be trying to protect your friend.

Zhen Ji: I'm not! I just don't know stupid things about him!

Cao Ren: I'm safe!

Cao Cao: What a waste! Next!

Cao Pi: Xiahou Yuan is a whore because he does almost everything that Huang Zhong does!

All: Yeah?

Cao Pi: Well…they do like the same moves! With the stupid arrows and stuff…

Xiahou Yuan: I can change!

All: Whatever!

Cao Cao: haha…. next.

Pang De: I think that Xiahou Dun is a whore because he doesn't tie up all that long hair of his!

Xiahou Dun: WHAT?

Pang De: Your long hair makes you look like a girl!

Xiahou Dun: Well! I bet you don't have any hair under that stupid helmet of yours!

Pang De: Don't deny the truth…

Cao Cao: That's sad…umm…next!

Xiahou Yuan: I think that Xu Zhu is a whore because he acts like a child!

All but Zhu: Yeah!

Xu Zhu: You're mean! I'm telling Cao Cao!

Cao Cao: I heard…you are a kid!

Xu Zhu starts to cry…

Cao Cao: (annoyed) Gezz…sorry… Next.

Cao Ren: I think that Zhang Liao is a whore because he ties some kind of towel around him that makes him look like he is wearing a skirt or something.

All: What?

Cao Ren: I don't know…that's all I could think of…

Zhang Liao: Haha…not even a challenge…

Cao Cao: Ok? That was weak…lest..is Zhang He.

Zhang He: I think that Dian Wei is a whore because he's bald?

Dian Wei: So? I'm a better fighter than you!

Zhang He: I don't know! Put on a wig or something. It's disturbing!

All but Dian Wei: HAHAHHAHA!

Dian Wei: I don't care! My appearance doesn't matter!

All: ….

Everyone went silent for a while.

Sima Yi: I told you that you were all whores!

Xiahou Dun: What about you!

Sima Yi: The mind will vanquish you all…

Zhen Ji: Shut up fan boy!

Sima Yi: What about you? You're gonna play a song so terrible that it will make the enemies cry, not just retreat!

All: HAHAHA

Zhen Ji: All of you! Shut up!

Cao Pi: My wife is such a bastard!

Zhen Ji: Don't forget slut!

Cao Pi: HAHAHA! Even funnier!

Everyone laughs harder…

Zhen Ji: You guys are so immature!

She leaves the room, and everyone still laughs at her miserably.

HAHA…this was kinda fun. The things I said in this chapter were all made up! I wouldn't make fun of Wei! I love these guys! (And girl)…EXCEPT! Xu Zhu! Dude…he's like childish! Baby…I would like to say…but…whatever…as long as he doesn't get near Sima Yi…ahh? I'm so obsessed with this guy. Sorry.

OH! I am a whore! I love to do stupid things...not all the time! Like what you might ask? I don't know...

Are You A Whore?