DUDE! I couldn't think of any words! Why? How the hell should I know?
This word……….isn't a Bad Word…but anyways…read on…(Day 8)
Cao Cao: Did…
All: The next word is?
Cao Cao: OK OK!
All: Gezz…
Cao Cao: The next one is….. "sex"
All: Why is that in the book…
Cao Cao: On look! A description…
"Sorry bro…this doesn't really mean 'sex'. There are more meanings to it…"(remember, the girl was giving this book to her little bro as a dictionary)
Xiahou Dun: What the hell!
Cao Cao:
Sex/Sexy
Meaning: Fun; Funny
(Used different ways)
Example: (You aren't fun) You aren't Sexy!
Zhang He: Can I go have sex with Sima Yi?
All: NO!
Sima Yi: HELL NAH!
Zhang He: You guys aren't sexy…
Cao Cao: Wait. When you asked that, did you mean 'fun' or the other?
Zhang He: Of course 'fun!'
Sima Yi: Yeah right…
Cao Cao: Get going you sexy things!
All: Ehh…but it's used in a disgusting way!
Cao Cao: So…what do you want me to do?
All: Crap!
Cao Cao: You go have sex with Crap!
Sima Yi: Go Screw yourself!
Cao Cao: I already did!
All: EAH!
Cao Cao: Just kidding! Man, you guys are so sexy!
Cao Ren: Yeah right!
Sima Yi: Ms. Zhen Ji, would you like to go have sex with Cao Pi…(snickering)
Zhen Ji: Wanna?
Cao Pi: Lets!
They both rush in their room, and later heard many noises from the outside.
Xiahou Dun: Hmm? I wonder if they are really having 'sex' or 'sex?'
Sima Yi: Xu Zhu, go have sex! You'll lose some weight out of it!
Xu Zhu: But I don't know who to have sex with!
Sima Yi: (laughing) Oh my god…I can't believe he is saying that! HAHAHA!
Xu Zhu: I know! Dian Wei, you wanna have sex with me?
Dina Wei: Umm? AHH? It's ok
Xu Zhu: C'mon!
Xu Zhu grabbed Dian Wei and took him somewhere that we don't really need to know.
Sima Yi: OMG! HAHAHAHAHA!
Cao Cao: You are so evil…
Zhang Liao: Did you know that I've never had sex before?
Xu Huang: 'Fun' or …the other…
Zhang Liao: Fun…
Sima Yi: That's because you are too busy having sex…the real one! HAHAHAHA!
Zhang Liao left before he could be embarrassed anymore…
Sima Yi: So? Who else is an 80-year-old virgin?
Cao Cao: You…
Sima Yi: You're wrong… 'You' it means you, Cao Cao…but you have had… 'sex' with countless people!
Cao Cao: Did not!
Cao Ren: You never told me that!
Cao Cao: I had 'fun'…not 'sex.'
Sima Yi: But 'sex' is 'fun'!
Xiahou Yuan: HAHAHA! Sima Yi thinks that sex is fun!
Sima Yi: WHAT?
Pang De: HAHA! You're right!
Sima Yi got pissed and started to chase the 2. The only ones left in the room were Cao Cao, Zhang He, and Xiahou Dun, Cao Ren, and Xu Huang.(I think)
Xiahou Dun: I'm gonna go watch Sima Yi kill those guys…
Cao Ren: Me too…
Xu Huang: Yeah…me three…
They left and only Cao Cao and Zhang He were left…
Cao Cao: Wanna go have sex?
Zhang He: Which?
Cao Cao: Whichever one you want…
Zhang He: You mean?
Cao Cao: yeah….
Zhang He: Lets go!
Damn! I'm tired! ….I think I'm really running out of words…but if I can't think of any other…then I will just figure something out…to do to the story…
Please help me! School is getting CrappY! It's sucking the Bad Words out of me! THINK! THINK!
I'm just wondering if anyone wants to have "sex" with me?