(Day 9)
Cao Cao: You guys are disgusting!
All: WHAT!
Sima Yi: You gave us the word!
Cao Cao: OK! Will you be happy if I give you the next word?
All: It better be good!
Cao Cao: "Anus"?
All: OoKk?
Cao Cao:
Anus
Meaning: Weapon
Example: (Weapons are cool) Anuses are cool…(I don't really know if there is a plural)
Cao Cao: Lets do a show and tell!
All: Aw…
Cao Cao: It's an order! Now go get your weapons!
All: aww…
Everyone go gets their weapons and heads back…
(The weapons they will show and tell about is their DW5 Forth Weapons, well pretty much the same from all the DWs…I think)
Cao Cao: Wanna tell us something about your anus, Xiahou Dun?
Xiahou Dun: My anus is a scimitar! It will slash all of you to pieces! It's very sharp!
Cao Cao: ok? Xiahou Yuan?
Xiahou Yuan: My anus is sharp so watch out! It's just a club with spikes. Not that big, but it's still useful.
Sima Yi: Yeah! To kill my mom! HAHA
Cao Cao: haha….Dian Wei?
Dian Wei: My anus is a lion.
All: HAHAAHA!
Dian Wei: I meant my axe is the head of a lion.
Sima Yi: ANIMAL CRUELTY!
Dian Wei: Creep!
Cao Cao: he…he? Zhang He?
Zhang He: My anus is sharp as well. They are claws…
Sima Yi: That's it?
Cao Cao: yeah?
Zhang He: Well…
Cao Cao: Whatever…Xu Zhu?
Xu Zhu: My anus is round!
Sima Yi: ehh!
Xu Zhu: It has a face of a bull!
Sima Yi: You mean "Bullshit"!
Dian Wei: Shut up Sima Yi!
Sima Yi: Stop protecting your Bitch!
All but Xu and Dian: HAHAHAHA!
Dian Wei began blushing…
Sima Yi: ahh! A toast for the perfect couple!
Cao Cao: I don't want to hear about this anymore…Xu Zhu, I'll have to skip you.
Xu Zhu: aww…I didn't get to finish.
Sima Yi: So?
Xu Zhu began to cry.
Cao Cao: Fag…Cao Pi my good son!
Cao Pi: I have two anuses.
Sima Yi: One stupid!
Cao Pi: But my anus is removable!
Sima Yi: It's still one! I'm the smart one here!
Cao Pi: Bastard!
Sima Yi: I'm not showing off! I am smart!
Cao Cao: great….Zhen Ji.
Sima Yi: Oh no! …It's the deadly flute! HAHAHAHAHA!
Zhen Ji: Shut up! My anus is very pretty! The flute! It can make enemies ran like babies!
Sima Yi: You already made one baby cry! (Pointing to Xu Zhu)
Zhen Ji and Cao Cao: Shut Up!
Sima Yi: hehehehe…
Cao Cao: Cao Ren?
Cao Ren: My anus is a small double head with a shield. A big shield…
Sima Yi: It's like Cao Pi's but with a big shield.
Cao Ren: Yes…
Sima Yi: Why do you need a shield? The enemies won't be able to see you…you're kinda short…
Cao Ren: And I will kill them by their knees!
Sima Yi: Whatever…
Cao Cao: Xu Huang?
Sima Yi: Axe Boy #2…
Xu Huang: My anus is a really long one. …(HAHAHA!) It's an axe.
Sima Yi: Yi Ha….. Haha get it…Yi …me…Sima Yi…
All: SHUT UP!
Sima Yi: You're just jealous!
Cao Cao: Ok? What about you Sima Yi?
Sima Yi: My anus is a destructive feathered fan.
All: Boring…
Sima Yi: Jealous people around here…
Cao Cao: Pang De?
Pang De: I also have two anuses…
Sima Yi: 1…
Pang De: It's two halberds.
Sima Yi: Now THAT'S boring.
Pang De and Cao Cao: Shut the HELL UP!
Sima Yi: MUHAHAAH!
Cao Cao: Zhang Liao?
Zhang Liao: My anus is just an…I don't know…some kinda of spear looking crap. I just call is a Wyvern.
Sima Yi: Why?
Zhang Liao: It's just for the babes…
Sima Yi: You disgust me.
Cao Cao: An me? My anus is just a sword.
Sima Yi: Now yours is definitely boring…a lot of the warriors here and elsewhere uses swords…
Cao Cao: And spears….
Sima Yi: But they are almost all different…
Cao Cao: So are the swords…
Sima Yi: Shut up…your anus is ugly.
Cao Cao: And yours isn't?
Sima Yi: Of course not! I clean it every once in a while…
All: You clean it?
Sima Yi: Why not…I don't want mines to smell like all of yours!
All: (arguing) (cussing) (shouting)…whatever
Got any words to offer to the poor, me? Please…I really want just a couple of more…I guess….I don't know…I don't know anything…sorry