(Day 10)
Cao Cao: Now that our anuses are out of the way…well move on to the next word…
All: Aw….
Cao Cao: What? We are like half way to the book!
All: 10 more words?
Cao Cao: I don't' know…
Xiahou Dun: So the word of the day is?
Cao Cao: "Shit"
All: Wow…
Cao Cao:
"Shit"
Meaning: Food
Example: (My favorite food are chips) My favorite shit are chips.
Xu Zhu: YAY!
Everyone Else: Aw….
Cao Cao: This isn't a good topic for all of us.
Xu Zhu: I like food! (Drools)
Sima Yi: YUCK!
Cao Cao: Lets all tell each other our favorite shit!
Sima Yi: That's boring.
Cao Cao: I know isn't it…. it was all Crazy Cindy's idea…
Crazy Cindy14: FINE! I'll see if I can make it funny…gezz…what a bitch (real meaning)..old bitch
Kitchen
EveryoneCao Cao: Ok? Zhen Ji, what kind of shit do you like?
Zhen Ji: I love vegetables!
All: BORING!
Zhen Ji: That's why I'm in shape! Creeps..
Sima Yi: So what's what fold on your stomach doing there?
Everyone looks at Zhen Ji's stomach and sees a fold folding over her outfit.
Everyone but Xu Zhu and Zhen Ji: EHHH!
Zhen Ji: It…it's a. …Mistake!
Cao Cao: Well…she's not as fat as Xu Zhu…
Xu Zhu: That's because I eat everything!
Sima Yi: Even human…
All: (Gasp)!
Xu Zhu: What's human? Have I eaten it before?
Sima Yi: Try licking Xiahou Yuan and see if he's tasty or not…
Xu Zhu: NO! He's hairy!
Xiahou Yuan: I just haven't shaved in a week!
Sima Yi: ahh? Try Cao Cao.
Cao Cao: Not if you wanna get killed!
Sima Yi: Cao Pi!
Cao Pi: If he does it then I'll lick you!
Sima Yi: EHH! Fine…lick…Dina Wei…he's half naked anyways!
Dian Wei: WHAT!
Xu Zhu: OK!
He jumps to Dian Wei, took his arm, and started to lick it.
Dian Wei: Let go!
Dian Wei pushes off Xu Zhu.
Xu Zhu: He tastes pretty good! I think I ate human before….yeah…
Sima Yi: Told you he eats people…
Cao Cao: (whispers to everyone except Xu Zhu) Let's chop him us and eat him sometime…since he ate so much food in his life, he might taste pretty good.
Everyone but Xu Zhu: Yeah..sure…I want the fatty pary…
Cao Cao: (clears his throat) Ok…what about you Cao Ren?
Cao Ren: My favorite shit is brown…
Sima Yi: Interesting…
Cao Ren: Soy sauce chicken!
Half of the crowd: Yumm….
Sima Yi: I thought he was gonna say the stuff that goes in the toilet. HAHA
Cao Ren: You're nasty…
Cao Cao: Cao Pi?
Cao Pi: My favorite shit is just plain Fried Rice.
Sima Yi: And?
Cao Pi: What?
Sima Yi: There has to be more than that!
Cao Pi: What makes you say that?
Sima Yi: Your fat ass…
Cao Pi: It's not that fat…
Sima Yi: Yeah…there is a third butt cheek…
Cao Pi: UMM?
Cao Cao: Is this true?
Cao Pi: umm? OH! I got them form your genes!
All: (gasp)
Sima Yi: Is this true?
Cao Cao: SHUT UP! XIAHOU DUN!
Xiahou Dun: (stops laughing) haha…um…my favorite shit is…
Sima Yi: His eyeball…
Xiahou Dun: Yeah…
All: UHHH!
Xiahou Dun: It tastes like chicken!
Sima Yi: You still remember?
Xiahou Dun: It was a special moment, so of course I do!
Cao Cao: Nasty…Xiahu Yuan?
Xiahou Yuan: Chicken…
Sima Yi: That's funny…
Xiahou Yuan: Why is that?
Sima Yi: Because you are the size of one!
Xiahou Yuan: That's not funny.
Sima Yi: I know.
Cao Cao: Ok? Zhang He?
Zhang He: My favorite shit is…
Sima Yi: Butterflies?
Zhang He: UH! NEVER! They are beautiful!
Sima Yi: You always say that…to everything! Even if they are extremely ugly…
Zhang He: …
Cao Cao: So sad…
Zhang He: Mine is…vegetable buns…
All: EHH!
Zhang He: What?
Sima Yi: Are you are like a Zhen Ji!
Zhang He: NO! I likes the buns!
Sima Yi: Yeah…trying to be fit!
Zhang He: (whimpers)
Cao Cao: What about you Sima Yi?
Sima Yi: My favorite shit is bird!
Xiaohu Dun: And why?
Sima Yi: So I can pluck their feathers after that…
Cao Cao: For your feather fan…
Sima Yi: maybe…
Cao Cao: And I thought they were from Phoenixes…
Sima Yi: My special ones are from Phoenixes…the others are just for emergencies…
Cao Cao: Really? Ok? Pang De?
Pang De: Bones…
Cao Cao: What the hell…
Sima Yi: Who are you?
Pang De: Pang De?
Sima Yi: And you eat bones?
Pang De: I like the flavor! Leave me alone!
All: UHH!
Sima Yi: What kind of bones?
Pang De: Chicken, duck, cow, pig…
Sima Yi: Human?
Pang De: NO! I ain't like Xu Zhu ok?
Xu Zhu: Human? Have I eaten that before?
All: Shut up!
Xu Zhu: (wails)
Cao Cao: Shut up! Xu Huang, your turn!
Xu Huang: Raw Meat…
All: UHH!
Xu Huang: That shit will give me strength!
Sima Yi: Yeah…the strength to barf.
Xu Xuang: HUMPH!
Cao Cao: Yuck! Dian Wei?
Dian Wei: All kinda of meat!
Cao Cao: Don't we all eat that?
Dian Wei: I eat things that will give me muscle!
Sima Yi: Then later you will have so much that you will explode!
Dian Wei: Maybe…
Cao Cao: Right? I personally just like royal shit.
Sima Yi: Like what?
Cao Cao: Everything…
Sima Yi: Oh look! A Royal Xu Zhu!
Cao Cao: I ain't fat ok!
Xu Zhu: (wails louder)
Cao Cao: Alright…
Zhang Liao: Ah Hem?
Cao Cao: OH! I almost forgot about you Zhang Liao!
Zhang Liao: ok.
Cao Cao: So your favorite shit is?
Zhang Liao: The things that go in the toilet…
Cao Cao: The brown smelly stuff?
Zhang Liao: Yeah…it's food from inside us.
Sima Yi: You're getting wasted you know…
All: HUH?
Wow…this was weird….
What's your favorite shit?
For me:
Breakfast: Anything…
Lunch: Some kind of something…Dinner: Something…
Desert: Something sweet and juicy.
Yeah….I basically eat anything …no…it depends if I like it…picky jackass ain't I?
…sad isn't it…I ain't no fatass ok…I'm regular!
What's up with AIN'T? I'm not sure…it isn't a word…but who cares…