It isn't a bad word, but it is a "Bad Word."…Sorry about that…
(Day Eleven)
Sima Yi: Cao Cao, I heard that this word was suppose to be good for us.
Cao Cao: Let me see…
Sima Yi: If it's good for everyone else, then it is bad for me.
Cao Cao: Interesting.
Xiahou Dun: What is it?
Cao Cao: Check out this word… "Cock."
Zhen Ji: Cocky…haha
Cao Cao:
Cock/Crotch (yes…they are the same thing)
Meaning: Girl/Boy Friend
Note: Usually used for asking in terms of numbers.
Example: (How many girl/boy friends do you have?) How many cocks do you have?
Sima Yi: Oh! There we go again with the lovey-dovey crap!
Zhang He: Don't worry Sima Yi…you'll get one soon enough, and your problems will all be over.
Sima Yi: (says to himself) No. It will be all over once I take care of you. (Out Loud) HAHAHAHAHAHA
All: …?
Sima Yi: Um…I was thinking of the time we recorded Cao Cao taking a dump. Hehe?
Cao Cao: UH!
All: HAHAHAA!
Cao Cao: GET OUT!
(Don't get confused throughout the story. Cock is girlfriend, and Crotch is boyfriend)
(Out in the Garden)Zhen Ji, Cao Pi, Sima Yi
Sima Yi: Thank God! Zhang He isn't where we are…
Cao Pi: He isn't a bad guy…once you get to know him better.
Zhen Ji: Yeah…
Sima Yi: Don't get me mad!
Zhen and Pi: We aren't…
Sima Yi: …! Zhen Ji, remember that time when Cao Pi cheated you with another girl?
Zhen and Pi: WHAT?
Sima Yi: Yeah…he told her that his wife died…and then he asked her to he his cock.
Zhen Ji: WHAT?
Cao Pi: Do you know what you have done!
Sima Yi: Yes…and proud of it.
Zhen Ji was so mad, she ripped her own outfit into half…just leaving her a bit bare…
Cao Pi: Holly Shit! That is some body!
Sima Yi: Eh.
Zhen Ji exploded and began to chase after Cao Pi, but he got on a horse. She was still faster than him.
Cao Pi: Holly Crap! What are you?
Zhen Ji: YOUR SLUT WIFE!
Cao Pi: Not with that attitude.
Meanwhile…
Sima Yi was just standing at the same spot, laughing at Cao Pi's miserable wife.
Sima Yi: Lesson 1: Never get a girl.
Lesson 2: If you do, make sure she doesn't think she is a slut.
Lesson 3: If she can fight, don't take her. Get weak ones so they don't harm you.
Lesson 4: Make sure she can cook, clean, and entertain…HAHAHA
Lesson 5: Make sure she is smart…(snickers)
Lesson 6: Make sure she isn't a man, lesbian, bisexual, or gay…HAHA
This is a lesson all guys should learn. Cao Pi had to pay the consequences. Listen to me, ok? Why? Because I am Sima Yi people! I'm smarter than all of you. Oh yeah…this is a lesson for lesbians too. MUAHAHAA
(Kitchen)Zhang He, Cao Cao, Cao Ren, Xu Zhu, Dian Wei
Dian Wei: There we go again! It's always Xu Zhu and me!
Cao Cao: What's so bad about that?
Dian Wei: You won't understand.
Zhang He: You're just embarrassed because Xu Zhu wants to be your crotch.
Dian Wei: NO!
Xu Zhu: You don't want me to?
Cao Ren: This is getting nasty…
Cao Cao: Gays are funny!
Cao Ren: Like you?
Cao Cao: …
Dian Wei: NO! I don't want you to be my crotch!
Xu Zhu: Why?
Dian Wei: I already got one!
Zhang He: So you are gay!
Dian Wei: Cock…
Zhang He: Same thing…wait…no.
Dian Wei: You're just jealous because you don't have one.
Zhang He: Yeah! I play with her!
Dian Wei: Whatever! Cockless…
(Zhang Liao's Quarters)
Zhang LiaoZhang Liao: My cock is my horse now leave me alone. Just read all about it on Chapter 2. It'll tell all!
(Xu Huang's Quarters)Xu Huang
Xu Huang: I have a cock…wanna see her?
He takes off his pants and looks down.
Xu Huang: Let me introduce you to some people Wiggles.
(Yes…his cock's name is Wiggle…nasty…)
(Pang De's Quarters)…no one…
Sign on his door: I killed my cock…and crotches…leave me alone.
(lol…crotch(es)?)
(Outside Somewhere)Xiahou Dun, Xiahou Yuan
Xiahou Yuan: Have you ever found your perfect cock?
Xiahou Dun: I don't want to be sick minded.
Xiahou Yuan: It's just a girl
Xiahou Dun: I know…and that's why.
Xiahou Yuan: Girls aren't sick.
Xiahou Dun: Yeah. Zhen Ji is so sick with Cao Pi.
Xiahou Yuan: Why?
Xiahou Dun: You want to know?
Xiahou Yuan: Just curious.
Xiahou Dun: You are gross.
Xiahou Yuan: Never mind…I just found out.
Xiahou Dun: How?
Xiahou Yuan: I was looking in your eyes.
Xiahou Dun: Man! You're GAY and FAT!
Help…. again…running…out…of…words…
Should I make fun of the girls next? What is I saying…I'm a girl…but should I anyways…?
That would be sad…but let me think…hehehehe…
Sexist? Me? I don't know…MUHAHAHA! NO! I'm just kiddin!
Wanna be my Cock/Crotch?
lol...that sounds so freakin nasty