Disclaimer: So I don't own Inu Yasha, that won't stop me from making plans to own him smiles evil, I'm not evil...

"Okay, first set the table Inu Yasha. Take the plate and put it centered in front of the seat. The napkin goes on the left with the fork, spoon, and knife on it. Then the cup goes on the left top corner. Now you try." Inu Yasha tried to set the table and failed miserably. "Inu Yasha you put everything backwards."

"What about the bowl?" Inu Yasha wined.

"Ooops, I forgot, it goes on top of the plate. Alright, now start a fire."

"Why?"

"You are going to cook ramen."

"But that women's work"

"And you are a woman, so start the fire. Use these matches, and don't burn yourself," Kagome handed Inu Yasha a box of matches. "This is how you do it," Kagome showed Inu Yasha how to light a match. She then blew it out and put it in some water. "When you used a match put it in water, just in case. I'm going to go get the Ramen, I'll be back soon."

Inu Yasha took out a match and began to try to light them. By the time Kagome came back he had managed to break all of them in the box.

"Inu Yasha!" Kagome yelled, "I have another box but please be careful with them." Kagome gave Inu Yasha another box of matches. Then, by some miracle Inu Yasha lit a match.

"Look Kagome, I did it!" She showed her that he lit the match.

"Inu Yasha! Stop playing with the match and light the fire!" Kagome yelled. Kagome surprised Inu Yasha so that she dropped the match onto her clothing.

"AHHHHHHH!" She began to yell. Inu Yasha started running around in circles to try to stop the fire. Kagome picked up the bucket of water and threw it on Inu Yasha.

"Inu Yasha, you ruined my dress!" Kagome shouted, "Now light another match and start the fire!"

"But I'm soaking wet."

"And whose fault is that? Now start the fire" Inu Yasha lit another match and put it into the fire. Kagome handed her a pot which she had filled with water.

"Boil the water, then and the noodles, then the seasoning. Don't take any short cuts or it will taste bad and I'll make you eat it anyway. I'm going to get more water for when we put out the fire." Inu Yasha had blown out the match. She then left it on the ground and began to boil the water.

"This is going to take forever, forget about no shortcuts. It will taste fine and it will be faster." Inu Yasha put the noodles and the seasonings in the water and began to cook it. "I don't want to sit here, so..." Inu Yasha left the pot in the fire. "I'll just take a short nap while this cooks."

Inu Yasha waked up to Kagome's scream.

"Inu Yasha, the grass is on fire and most of all, the ramen is burnt!" Kagome threw the water onto the grass, "alright forget cooking, I'll make the ramen, you go get water from the well."

"Fine," Inu Yasha said with a grumble.

"When you get back the ramen will probably be done." Inu Yasha set off to get water. She actually did it right. It probably helped that she had done it before because Kagome had made her. When she came back the ramen was done.

"MMM," she said.

"Throw the water onto the fire to put it out," Kagome snapped at her. So, Inu Yasha followed orders without saying anything. "Now, pour the ramen into the bowls without spilling any." Inu Yasha took the ramen. She began to slowly pour the ramen into the bowls and it looked like she was doing an okay job until she got over-confident and spilled some on her hand.

"Owwwwwww," Inu Yasha howled with agony.

"Suck it up," Kagome told her, "put your hand in some water and it will be good as new." Inu Yasha did as Kagome said. She finished pouring the ramen. Then she sat down and started gulping the ramen down.

"Manners," Kagome said, "Put your napkin on your lap and use your spoon to eat the ramen, no slurping!" Inu Yasha glared at Kagome and began to eat as she instructed. All this time in Inu Yasha's head she was thinking over and over again, 'remember the ramen, remember the ramen.'

"Next thing to do, get you a better name."

"My name," Inu Yasha shouted, "I like my name."

"Yes, but it's not a girl name, how about Susan?"

"No."

"Lucy?"

"No."

"Ruby?"

"No."

"Rose?"

"No."

"Kiera?"

"No."

"Molly?"

"No."

"Mary?"

"No."

"Fine, you pick a name by yourself, here is a book of girl names, if you don't have one in an hour, your new name is rose!"

Inu Yasha eagerly accepted the book and began to look through it.

Next time: Will Inu Yasha pick a name or will he get rose?

Kagome wants him to look pretty, why?

Will Inu Yasha have to go on a date with Miroku?

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