(Day 12)

Sima Yi: I'm bored…

Cao Cao: There is another word in here you know.

Sima Yi: I know…that's why I'm bored.

Cao Cao: Whatever.

Xiahou Dun: Get on to the next word before we all get bored.

Cao Cao:

Prostitute

Meaning: A Bully

Prostitutes: Plural

Example: (I know a lot of bullies) I know a lot of prostitutes.

Sima Yi: There are many prostitutes in this room.

Cao Cao: And who would that be?

Sima Yi: You, me, Zhen Ji…everyone is a prostitute.

Zhen Ji: Prove it smartass.

Sima Yi: Fine.

Zhen Ji: Humph!

Sima Yi: Cao Cao is a prostitute because he likes to make fun of the other Kingdom Leaders, such as Sun Jian and Liu Bei, because he is jealous of their strength.

Cao Cao: Why would I, Cao Cao, be jealous of their strength?

Sima Yi: Because you are an old fag who can't take care of themselves, and that's why you have more than 1 wife.

Cao Cao: Bastard…(Show-off)

Sima Yi: Cao Pi is a prostitute because he makes fun of me being smart.

Cao Pi: So?

Sima Yi: You are the Omega Prostitute.

Cao Pi: Faggot.

Sima Yi: Zhang He is one because he makes fun of everyone not as beautiful as him.

Zhang He: No! I didn't make fun of you!

Sima Yi: Don't Get There!

All: HAHA!

Sima Yi: You guys are gonna get fucked so badly, I swear.

Cao Cao: Try me!

Sima Yi: I rather not…

Cao Cao: Loser…

Sima Yi: As I was saying…umm? Cao Cao…Pi…He…OH! Dian Wei…? Ummm?

Dian Wei?

Sima Yi: Shut up! Let me think…

All: …?

Sima Yi: Dian Wei is a prostitute because he makes fun of Xu Zhu being fat.

Zhen Ji: We all do that…

Xu Zhu: (cries)

Sima Yi: Fatass…

Dian Wei: Sad huh?

Sima Yi: No.

Xu Zhu: (cries even harder)

Sima Yi: Zhen Ji, the Really Really Cool and Beautiful Prostitute makes fun of Zhang He for being too beautiful.

Zhen Ji: I Love You Sima Yi.

Cao Pi: ASSHOLE!

Sima Yi: Don't be jealous!

Zhang He: No! Zhen Ji is just jealous because she isn't beautiful!

Sima Yi: Shut up! Damn…stop being a He-She!

All: HahAAH!

Zhen Ji: (blushes) Thank you Sima Yi!

Sima Yi: (blushes too) No problem.

Cap Pi: YOU…ASS…HOLE!

Sima Yi: Who said that?

Cao Pi: SHUT UP!

Sima Yi: Whatever. I must be hearing things…

Cao Pi!

Sima Yi: Um? Cao Ren is a prost because he makes fun of people taller than him.

Cao Cao: Isn't that everyone?

All but Cao Ren: HAHAHA!

Cao Ren: Shut up! How would you feel if you were my height?

Sima Yi: SMART!

Cao Ren: Stupid smartass…

Sima Yi: (sarcastically) Someone is mad!

All: Hehe?

Sima Yi: Don't you like to make fun of people with 2 eyes Xiahou Dun?

All but Dun: HAHA!

Xiahou Dun: That's not true!

Sima Yi: I know. I was just being sexy.

Xiahou Dun: Whatever.

Sima Yi: You make fun of people who pick on Cao Cao!

All: What?

Sima Yi: Yeah! You'll do anything to protect your special cousin!

Cao Cao: I'm touched Xiahou Dun!

Xiahou Dun: …?

Xiahou Yuan: What about me? I'm a cousin too!

Sima Yi: You're short. No one recognizes you.

Xiahou Yuan: …(annoyed)

Sima Yi: Actually, I don't know who he makes fun of. That sucks…

Xiahou Yuan: hehehehe….

Sima Yi: Oh well…your gonna be the Lame Prostitute.

Xiahou Yuan: Whatever.

Cao Cao: Ok! Enough! You don't need to make fun of anyone else! This is getting ridiculous!

Sima Yi: I know! I'm the Super Duper Omega Atomic Prostitute!

Cao Cao: We all know!

Zhen Ji: Don't forget! He's also known as The Super Sexy Hoty Smartass!

Sima Yi: Thank you beautiful! You have touched me in places…

Cao Pi: WHAT?

All: HAHA!

Cao Cao: You guys are lucky you didn't get picked on.

Xu Huang, Pang De, Xu Zhu, Zhang Liao: Yeah…

Cao Cao: Luckyasses…

I don't know…do you guys want me to change anything? Is it getting too "predictable?"

Just tell me…I just want things to be funny. But I think I'm doing this too much…

Do you think so?

Tell me on the reviews…. thanks a lot.

Just to know…I am a prostitute…(not the real one)

I am only one to those I know too well…lucky for all of you; I don't tend to make fun of any of you. Being nice to the public here!