Cao Cao: That was long before DarkDevil14 created another chapter for us!

Sima Yi: Yeah! Wait! Why am I happy?

Zhen Ji: Who cares! I'm ready for more action.

Cao Pi: hehehehehe…you slutty little girl!

Zhen Ji: Uhhh…that's gross. Maybe later.

All but Zhen Ji and Sima Yi: (wooting)

Zhen Ji: Oh My God!

Cao Cao: Anyways……after so long, well be back talking.

Sima Yi: (sarcastically) Whoopee.

Zhang He: My Lord! I've found a note!

Cao Cao: It says…

Hello my Lord. We have taken a vacation because DarkDevil14 ISN'T UPDATING SO WE HAVE GONE OUT OF THE CONTRY! We won't be back until a while. It's ok. No one will miss us. Bedsides, we aren't popular anyways!

Love, Cao Ren, Xiahou Brothers, Xhu Zu, Xu Huang, Dian Wei, Zhang Liao, and Pang De

WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSES!

Sima Yi: Who cares. No one misses them.

Zhang He: You're right. As long as we have the adorable Sima Yi here, we'll be fine.

Everybody starts to laugh but Sima Yi.

Sima Yi: Grrrr….you..!…Cao Cao, will you please just read the next word?

Cao Cao: hahaha! Fine fine…

Everybody but Cao Cao and Sima Yi: Awwww….

Cao Cao: Word of the Day…

Piece of Shit

Meaning: A (1) Useless object.

Plural: Pieces of Shit (More than 1 object)

Sima Yi: You guys are all pieces of shit! PERIOD!

Cao Pi: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A PIECE OF SHIT!

Zhen Ji: Yeah! Who do you think you are?

Sima Yi: Anything but a piece of shit.

Zhang He: THAT MEANS HE'S MY LOVER!

Sima Yi: ANYTHING RELATED TO YOU and a Piece of shit!

Zhang He: Awww…but you said…

Sima Yi: SHAD UP!

Zhang He: That's not very nice to say.

Sima Yi: Well, I'm not a very nice person!

Zhang He became speechless.

Sima Yi: That's RIGHT! TTTHHHHAAATTSSS RIGHT!

Zhen Ji: No! You wanan know who's the piece of shit? CAO PI!

Cao Pi and Cao Cao: WHAT!

Zhen Ji: That's right! I thought that if he married me, he would help me around the palace! And even if she doesn't help, she still doesn't want to have…….

Sima Yi covered her mouth: ……with me at night!

Cao Pi: YEAH! We only did ONCE! And after that ONCE, I never wanted to do it again! WHY? Because you suck at it!

Zhen Ji breaks out of Sima Yi: Whatever! You were…

Everybody looks at her.

Cao Cao: Ohhh…….you got BURNED!

Zhen Ji: Whatever! I can do it better ALONE!

Sima Yi: UUUUUHHHHHGGGG!

Zhang He: Whoa! Not eve I, the BEAUTIFUL ZHANG HE, can do it better alone!

Cao Pi: If that's what you want…fine.

Zhen Ji: WHAT! Damn you piece of shit!

Cao Pi: You know I'm not useless! You know you want me.

Cao Cao: Cao Pi, I want you…

Before he can continue, everybody started to leave.

Sima Yi: Ummm…I needa go get my…dresses…dry cleaned.

Zhen Ji: I have to……go practice…doing it myself better…and…practice flute…

Zhang He: I have….to…read….BYE!

Nobody was left except Cao Cao and Cao Pi.

Cao Pi: Umm..I gotta find out how to get a better wife!

He leaves.

Cao Cao: WHAT? I SAID THAT I WANTED YOU TO RULE THE KINGDOM WHEN I'M GONE! WHAT! WHAT! I'M NOT GAY YOU DUMBASSES! OH MY GOD!

Hehehe? Sorry for the long update, but life goes on….

Reason why I took the dudes out because it will take me forever to write them all, and they aren't that popular anyways. But if you want them back, you can just tell me on the reviews. Or Pm. Or Email. Or whatever….

This might be an update, but...I was just bored...and I don't usually get bored during the weekends. Probably felt...stupid.

Laters!