Cao Cao: Those Bastards can get Killed for all I care! Their NEVER RETURNING!
Cao Pi: Oh No, Zhang Liao came back without the rest.
Cao Cao: Zhang Liao!
Zhang Liao: Yes sir?
Cao Cao: Why did you come back?
Zhang Liao: C'mon! After out 'vacation' they went to Playboy Mansion! I'm not gonna be stuck with perverted old men in a mansion full of almost-naked-women-wearing-bunny-suits! I'd rather come back to do this…Book of Bad Words thing if you were still doing it.
Cao Cao: Well, you're getting a reward for doing this. But I still think that you shouldn't have went on that vacation.
Zhang Liao: A Thousand Apologies My Lord.
Cao Cao: Who Cares then. Umm? I just wanted to say that our book is almost done!
Everybody Cheers.
Cao Cao: We'll have a final test though. I want to see if you had what it take to ACTUALLY remember these words.
Sima Yi: ALL OF THEM?
Cao Cao: Yes? All of them. What are you worrying about? You're the 'smart guy"
Sima Yi: Well? Err?…It's STUPID!
Cao Cao: Shut your mouth! You're gonna take it or be sent to the PlayBoy Mansion!
Sima Yi: UUUGGHH! YOU WISH! I'll FUCK YOU FOR THIS!
Cao Cao: Good Good. Now, out last word of the…. whatever is…
Noguso (It's Actually a Japanese Word Meaning 'To Take a Dump')Verb
Meaning: To Throw a Party
Example: I can't WAIT to Throw a Party! (I can't wait to Noguso!)
Cao Cao: What a goodie. You guys will throw a party AFTER THE FINALS!
Zhen Ji: Bull Shit dude!
Cao Cao: GET OUT!
Kitchen: Sima Yi, Cao Pi, and Zhen JiZhen: I wanna Noguso!
Pi: Then Noguso already….
Zhen: I HATE YOUR FATHER!
Pi: And you think I Don't!
Sima: You know, I think Noguso is a good idea…
Pi/Zhen: What?…
Sima Yi walks to the Fridge and got to some cupcakes, cake, juice, meat, and all that. He shoves it all into Zhen Ji's mouth, stuffing everything inside.
Pi: What the hell do you think you are doing!
Sima: She's gonna start complaining about Noguso if I don't' shut her up! HERE! HAPPY NOW! I JUST NOGUSO!
Zhen Ji had so much food inside her mouth that it was stretching it.
Sima: Happy New Year, for me that is! Muhahahaha!
Pi: Yeah. Let's go Noguso ourselves.
Cao and Sima just leaves Zhen in the kitchen…. helpless as she tries to eat all the food. But in time, she collapses to the floor.
Outside: Zhang Liao and Zhang HeZhang: Do you think that our Lord will Noguso for you?
Liao: For what? Returning home?
Zhang: Yeah? I mean, that IS a good thing.
Liao: It's just not good enough…. It's ok though…
Zhang: NONSENSE! I'll prepare one for you right now!
Liao: What?
Zhang He sets up a table for Zhang Liao, and then runs off to get ingredients. 10 minutes later, he comes back with a plate of Grass, dirt, mud, lake water, fungus, and worms. He pours the mud on top of the grass, mixes it and puts the worms on top of the mixed salad. With a cup, he mixes the fungus with the lake water and dirt.
Zhang: Enjoy…
Liao: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING! I'M NOT GONNA EAT THIS!
Zhang: Well, I searched the Fridge, but it seems that we have run out of food. Poor person must have been hungry. But then I decided that the outside nature of life would provide you with a good meal!
Liao: (frustrated) Ok…Will YOU eat this?
Zhang: (looks) Of course….! But this is for you…you should eat this! Heh heh heh?
Liao: OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Zhang Liao grabs Zhang He and pours everything in his mouth and closes it shut.
Liao: I NOGUSO FOR YOU! ISN'T THIS FOOD GOOD?
Zhang: (thoughs) THIS ISN'T GOOD! MY TEETH WILL BE ALL BROWN!
Liao: I should have gone to the Playboy Mansion like a perverted man I should be.
He throws Zhang He down on the grown and leaves.
Zhang: ooh…..I hate Noguso.
Cao Pi, Sima Yi, and Zhang Liao meets in the Game Room.
Sima: What happened to Zhang He?
Liao: Don't ask. It's too gross to discuss.
Sima: Was he doing the 'do'?
Liao: Worse…He was…
Sima Yi: DON'T TELL ME! GOD! And I thought doing the 'do' was bad! HE GOES ALL THE WAY! DAMN!
Liao: No?….It was..
Sima: SHUT UP!
Cao: …
Liao: What happened to Zhen?
Cao Pi: We Noguso for her.
Liao: And where is she now?
Cao: Resting…. with her Noguso…Hahaha…
Liao: Oh…This was Lame.
Sima: Yeah! This is all Dark Devil's fault!
Dark Devil: Oh Yeah! You would have been dead if it was my fault!
Sima: Shut your trap little girl!
Dark Devil: Damn You Sima Yi! I'm so glad my favorite character is Ling Tong now!
Sima: Well, I'll have to kill Ling Tong now won't I?
Dark Devil: YOU BETTER NOT!
Sima: Try me! What can a little girl like you do to a smart evil guy like me!
Dark Devil: Humph!
Dark Devil picks up hands and starts typing…
Sima Yi disappears.
Cao Pi: I think I have an idea of where he went.
Liao: Where?
Meanwhile…Xiahou Dun: LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKS!
Xu Huang: I think my quest for power lies here!
Cao Ren: You said it…
All the guys stare until…
Xiahou Yuan: Hey? Sima Yi? What are you doing here?
Sima Yi: OMG!…Is This….
Xu Zhu: Yep! PlayBoy Mansion!
Sima Yi: OH GOD TO HELL! DAMN YOU DARK DEVIL!
Xiahou Dun: Don't worry! There are a lot of girls here! You'll enjoy yourself…
As Dark Devil sees that he's being surrounded my lovely girls, she types….and Sima Yi disappears from the Gang.
Pang De: Wow…who cares! Oooo. Hey Lovely. My name's Pang De. What's yours?
Person: Ricky….
Pang De. Oh Shit…
…………
Sima Yi pops INSIDE the mansion, but…different.
Sima Yi asks someone: Hey? Where am I?
Person: Hey! Welcome to PlayGirl Mansion! You look pretty hot…Let's go have some fun!
Sima then realizes he's naked…
Sima Yi: DAMN YOU DARK DEVIL!