A/N: AHHHHH, I know, I know, I always say it, I'm a loser, and it's true... I'm sorry but I'm just one busy girl, or so I say... Wow, hey chapter 7, I'd say that's a feat, at least for me... So, here I gooooooooooooooooooooo. Yes, I'm having way to much fun...

Disclaimer: Own Inu Yasha and Star Wars I do not, but talk like Yoda I do!

"You can't stay in your tree forever Inu Yasha," Kagome yelled to Sam.

"Yes, I can," was his reply.

"Fine then, Be like that, but I'm making Ramen and I'm not gonna bring you-" Kagome was cut off as Sam jumped down from the tree and ran over to where the Ramen was cooking.

"How long will it take to be done?" Sam asked greedily.

"In a couple minutes," Kagome replied.

"That long?" Sam wined.

"Yes," said Kagome. A rustling was heard from the nearby bushes. Sam growled and took a fighting stance.

"I've returned to claim my WOMAN," was heard by all the Sam and co.

"AHHHHH," yelled Kagome, "You know you have really bad timing!"

"Thank you my Kagome," Kouga said then turned toward Sam, "Well who is this beautiful woman?"

Kagome smiled an evil smile, "This is Sam she's our new friend." She gestured towards Sango and Miroku.

"I notice that Inu Yasha isn't here, you finally got the nerve to get rid of that half-breed," Kouga smirked, "and you replaced him with your radiant friend whom I am claiming as my woman."

"I thought Kagome was your woman," said Sam battling to control his temper and losing very quickly.

"She is, I now have two woman," Kouga replied smiling.

"Youkai can only have one woman," Sam said with a smile, "I guess you're stuck with just Kagome."

"Yeah, well I'll figure that part out later, I wouldn't want to leave you out, Sam," Kouga replied happily.

"Are you not getting the hints? I don't want to be your woman or a woman for that matter either. Inu Yasha isn't here because, I-" Inu Yasha yelled at Kouga.

"She's his sister and he doesn't really like her, so, he left," Kagome cut in.

"Excuse us a moment," Sam said and pulled Kagome away from Kouga, "Why'd you stop me form telling Kouga that I'm Inu Yasha?"

"Do you really want Kouga to know that we turned you into a woman, he'd never let you live it down," Kagome said exasperated.

"O, yeah," Sam replied stupidly.

"Now let's go and get Kouga out of here!" Kagome said in a huff. She dragged Sam back towards Kouga, "Kouga you have to leave."

"Why," Kouga asked, "You're my woman and I came here to take you away with me."

"No! I'm not you're woman, so, leave!" Kagome shouted. Shooting Kagome a hurt look, Kouga dragged his feet as he walked away.

"I will be back," He yelled as he disappeared from view. As soon as he left, Miroku and Sango burst out laughing.

"He wanted you to be his woman, ha ha ha," Miroku said. He then laughed so hard he almost fell into hysterics. Sam walked over to Miroku, pulled his staff out of his hand, and hit him over the head with it with such force, the staff broke in two. Needless to say, Miroku fell into unconsciousness. Kagome served the Ramen and everyone sat down to eat minus Miroku. Not too long after Miroku gained consciousness and joined them.

"That hurt," Miroku mumbled.

"I need to go back to my time, I've been absent from my school for too long, my grades are probably terrible.," Kagome stated.

"No, Kagome, you can't leave me with all these crazy people!" Sam yelled.

"I have to, Sam," Kagome said sympathetically.

"Then I'm coming with you," Sam said firmly daring Kagome to challenge her.

"It's your funeral," Kagome mumbled.

"It's settled then, we're both going to go back to your time," Sam said with a smile.

"I'm leaving early in the morning, you're going to have to come to school with me because I don't think my mom will appriciate you being at my house all day. You'll need to wear some of my clothes like school uniform so you'll blend in, we'll talk to my principal about you shadowing my at school. Now, with that settled, I'm going to bed," said Kagome all in one breath. She then left to go sleep.

"Did either of you catch all of that?" Sam asked. Sango and Miroku shook their heads.

Next Day

"Sam, get up!" Kagome yelled at Sam at six in the morning, "We need to leave here in ten minutes, I woke you up a half hour ago, what happened?"

"It was Miroku's fault," Sam said.

"Get up, Get up, Get up!" Kagome said angrily.

10 minutes later

"We're leaving, let's go," Kagome said.

"Hop on my back," Sam said.

"Are you sure?" Kagome asked, "You're a girl now, remember?"

"I'm sure let's go!" Sam said. Kagome unsurely climbed onto Sam's back. Sam took off and they were at the well in no time at all. Sam jumped into the well with Kagome on her back. They landed on the bottom and Sam jumped out with Kagome. Kagome dragged Sam off to her room to get her some clothes for school.

"Are you sure I look okay?" Sam asked Kagome for about the tenth time that morning.

"You look great," Kagome said as she handed Sam a pop tart (A/N: I know, American food, not Japanese).

"What's this?" Sam asked.

"It's food you eat it," Kagome said.

"Those were good," Sam said after her 12th pop tart.

"Yes, and now we're late, we have to go!" Kagome said. She pulled Sam out the door and they rushed off to Kagome's school. The first thing they did when they arrived at Kagome's school was head for the principal's office.

"This is Sam, she needs to shadow me today," Kagome told the secretary as she handed her a note, "this is a note from my mother." The secretary okayed it and Kagome took Sam to her home room. Hojo saw Kagome and Sam walk into home room.

"Who's your friend, Kagome?" Hojo asked.

"Hojo Sam, Sam, Hojo," Kagome said.

"Pleased to meet you," Hojo said politely

"Yeah, that's nice," Sam said uninterested.

"Thank you, you know, you're very pretty," Hojo said unaware that Sam wasn't complimenting him.

"Yeah, so I've heard," Sam said annoyed and began to walk away.

"Will you accompany me to the movies on a date?" Hojo asked out of the blue.

Sam turned angrily, "To the movies you say? I'll show you the movies," she pulled back her hand to punch him. Kagome grabbed her hand.

"Whoops, there's the bell, got to go," Kagome pulled Sam out of the homeroom and proceeded to her next class (A/N saved by the bell).

"Why'd ya do that?" Sam asked angrily as she pulled away from Kagome, "I could've taken him."

"In my time, girls don't 'take' guys," KAgome huffed.

"And why not?" Sam asked earnestly.

"Because, we just don't it's not proper," Kagome grabbed Sam again and began to pull her to their next class again.

"Proper, shmoper," Sam said immaturely.

"Ahhhhh," Kagome yelled, "I'm talking to a two year old!" They soon arrived at Kagome's next class. She showed the teacher her note then took a seat with Sam behind her. The rest of her classes continued as such until lunch. Kagome and Sam sat at a lunch table with Eri Yuka and Ayami. All three of them were giggling when Sam and Kagome arrived.

"What's up?" Kagome asked.

Eri spoke up first, "It's all over the school that your new friend and Hojo are going steady."

Sam exploded, "What! That lying piece of scum (A/N: I know OOC for Inu Yasha but I don't swear sorry, --) is telling everyone we're going steady! He's gonna get what's coming to him." And with that she left the table, walked over to where Hojo was, and punched him square in the nose.

"Why my darling what's wrong?" Hojo asked.

"Don't 'my darling' me, I am not, was not, nor will ever be your darling, so get it through your conceited scull!" Sam punched him in the head as she said the last part for good measure then stalked away knocking over everything in her way. The boys within the vicinity all whistled for Sam. She turned around and gave them a death glare, then continued on her path of destruction stopping only once to kick a door off it's hinges.

The rest of the classes were normal except for Chemistry. It was lab day in Chemistry and there was one person short so the teacher decided that it would be fun for Sam to participate in the lab too. And of course Sam got paired up with none other than Hojo.

A/N: another chapter done and over with... I know I'm terrible and as I always say, I'm sorry. I had some new ideas for stories, so I've been spending some time on those, nothings for sure yet though. So to all of my loyal reviewers, thank you, and to all of those who don't, thanks for at least reading, I think. Yeah well next chapter summary:

Well, Sam has gotten through one day of school. One day soon becomes one week and Kagome has summer vacation, finally! So, Sam decides that she and Kagome should go on a two week vacation to pass the time. So, Kagome and Sam go to her aunt's summer beach house by the ocean and they are all alone. Kagom's aunt took a business trip to Europe, so Sam and Kagome have two weeks of alone time, yay fun!

Okay, since I'm under the impression that writers are not allowed to respond to their reviewers, I won't... correct me if I'm wrong. Just know that I'm happy with the reviews. O, and Inu Yasha won't be getting the time of the month, which makes me happy b/c I didn't really wanna write about it.