Ryou Exposed!
The tale that he, 4Kids, and Kids WB kept hidden from all Ryou fans.
Hi. This is my first fanfic so I'm new. Please don't be too harsh with any comments or questions. If I have spelling errors do tell me cause sometimes I do miss some things. I will say that I did my research and tried my best to make the characters not sound too out of character. In case of a fact I have put where you can find those facts. Like a cited notation. Now in order to tell Ryou's secrets I must go back to the beginning, when he first came to be.
I don't own Yugioh and never will. I wish I owned Ryou though, hee. Now hope you enjoy the story.
Play One Ryou Exposed:
In the beginning: The Unsuspecting Ryou.
"It is a story arc known as Millennium World. In an age of constant warfare, one battle would determine the future of a nation. It would become known as Dawn of the Duel. In the night,a roar of combat echoed like thunder. Countless (not really) lives were lost in a whirlpool of not seen Kids' WB censored bloodshed. Among the fighters were the four remaining guardians of the Millennium items, those who lived by the Way of the Pharaoh. The guardians fought to protect their land of Egypt and to protect their Pharaoh. Others fought but abandoned their goal, overcome by a feeling of doubt and despair(the soldiers). Most of them lost their lives. In the end, the good triumphed over evil. But among the fallen warriors one is not ready to throw in the towel (give up). His soul, if some could say he had one, lies in wait in one of the fallen guardians' Millennium items. He waits for his chance to seek revenge and is ready to do whatever it takes to get it even if he has to turn the hands of time…
"3,000 years or so later." said Vellian Crowler reading the line in a creepy and bad Will imitation voice.
(AN: Don't own him and thank goodness I don't and to those who don't know he's the purple lipstick wearing, blond teacher who wants Jaden Yuki expelled in Yugioh GX and the 'Will' is the Will from Will and Grace, sorry.)
A sunny, spring morning. Except for the occasional sounds of cars speeding by everything was quiet. The birds chirped happily and the flowers were in full bloom. Amidst all this peacefulness though, somewhere laid a sense of dread. The feeling of death crept into the air and came ever so silently…
"Pardon me. Yes, you. Was that line up there my only line!" shouted Crowler interrupting me shaking his script in his hand.
"Yes Crowler, that was your only line and you wanna know why? Because you're a creepy-looking drag queen and you desperately need surgery…Now!" I responded.
"What! How dare you mock my beauty, cretin! I have every right to knock you right in the…"
When Crowler had said cretin, two big muscular men wearing black T-shirts and blue jeans called The Bouncers entered the room. They stood one each opposite of Crowler and sandwiched him. When he was about to finish "right in the" They each took hold of his arms, distracting him from finishing his sentence and dragged him towards the exit.
"Hey! Where are you two taking me!"
"To jail, you threatened the author!" said Bouncer one.
"That wasn't a threat! That was justice! Who's in charge? I have every right to demand for more lines you know, and unhand me this instant! I demand that you answer me when I ask a question, darn you! And. (Looks to left) Hey! What is that you're pulling out of your pocket? You better keep that thing away from my dainty mouth or I'll see to it that you're…"
Bouncer Two had stuffed Crowler's mouth with a huge handkerchief he had in his pocket. He kept it in there until Crowler passed out. Then we sighed in relief.
(Author) "Thank you Bouncers number one and two. That guy was giving me a headache. I don't even know why I invited him."
"Didn't you say you wanted a creepy voice for that line?" asked Bouncer one.
"Yeah, but I didn't know he'd be this difficult!" I shouted.
"'cuse me ma'am, but shouldn't you be getting back to the story?" asked Bouncer Two.
"Oh No! That drag queen threw me off. Um…can you two take him away, please? FAR Away" (Note: I don't dislike drag queens if anyone got offended, they just scare me.)
"No problem." They said assuring the author.
So then the bouncers took the ugly guy away and left the author to resume the story in which she did.
Meanwhile the presence of evil hasn't been felt yet in a certain two-story house in Akihabara, Japan where there lived a family of four. Well currently these days it was a family of three, but they were content. The father had left a few months ago to embark on the mysteries of Egypt. During his absence his wife took great care of their two equally loved children. One of the children was male, 15 years old, 5ft 7, born September 2, Virgo, 114 pounds, and had the blood type AB. His favorite food was the cream puff and his least favorite was raw oyster. Eyes were the color of milk chocolate. His hair spread out like palm tree leaves and had the hue of daisy petals. His skin resembled the creamy texture of the bananas in Gerber's baby food jars. When he smiled, teeth showing or not, it seemed to brighten anyone's day, especially the hundreds of girls who would wait outside his school hoping that he'd glance their way and smile just for them. His name (in Japanese order) was Bakura Ryou.
The other child was female, and her name was Bakura Amane, but that's all she wrote. Only the family knew anything personal about her. Luckily there were only two things people outside the family knew about her. One was that she was younger than her brother. The second, pretty obvious to those who saw, was that she and her brother were very close. Every day they could be seen by the window playing a game together. Unfortunately the girls' face was always covered by something, outside and inside, whether it was the window curtain or a conveniently placed item like a box or human head.
Each day was the same and this day was no different. Ryou and Amane were playing as usual and their mother was watching them. This time they were playing Scrabble and Amane was about to win.
"I'm going to win oniichan!" exclaimed Amane happily.
"Now how in the world could I have let this happen." said Ryou discouragingly.
"You lost when you spelt the word 'Mountain' on the bottom right corner. If you had put the tiles across instead of down Amane would have been stuck, Ryou-chan." said the Mother knowingly.
"Mother, You look at her tiles, so how could I have known imouto (little sister) would have the right letters to put down."
"Well it doesn't matter now because I'm about to win." she said tauntingly.
She reached for her letter very cautiously. She hummed a little tune while looking at the board searching for the right place to put it. The tile in her went up, then down, then in circles. While in the meantime, Ryou watched. It seemed like forever for her to place the tile till her mother stood up from her viewing spot, went over to Amane, and whispered in her ear.
"Now Amane, don't tease your brother."
"Yes, mother." she replied.
Mother: "Good."
She then returned to her chair and let the game finish up. Amane was just about to place her "T" to spell Judgment when…
KNOCK KNOCK
Amane screamed, and a loud clatter echoed the room. The mother screamed and leapt from her chair. Ryou clutched his heart in surprise breathed to calm down and saw the mess his sister had caused. Her scream had caused her to flip the board and scatter the tiles causing the loud clatter. Ryou seeing how big the mess was said. "Oh, Amane the tiles are spread out. Here let me help you."
Mother said, "What was that?"
Ryou, who was trying to help Amane pick up the tiles, despite her nays, replied, "I don't know. Do you think its construction work?"
Mother said, "Well…"
KNOCK KNOCK
Amane: "You know what I think. I think it's coming from the door."
Mother: "The door! I'm surprised the door didn't collapse with that much force!"
KNOCK KNOCK
Ryou: "Seems like it."
Mother: "Oh Alright just a minute! Kids you clean up this mess and I'll be right back."
She then left the room, to the door to find out what was causing the loud knocking.
Amane: "Oniichan it's my mess you don't have to help me. Just defend mom in case it's a burglar."
Ryou: "But imouto it is a big mess since we were playing so long. Are you sure?"
Amane: "Yes I'm sure now go defend mom, okay."
Ryou: "Alright."
Ryou got up from the floor, left the living room, passed through the entryway and was surprised to see his mom backing away from the door with her hand covering her mouth as if she got the surprise of her life. Concerned he went over to his mom and asked.
"Mother? Is there something wrong?"
"No, Ryou-chan, but…" (cries)
(concerned): "Mother?"
He put his arms around her in an embrace. Amane was still picking up tiles and didn't hear her mother cry. However she felt a sense of sadness come over her as she picked up a 'Y' tile off the floor. In the other room, the mother cried softly and then wiped her tears.
"Thank you. It's just I'm so glad he's come back safely."
Ryou: "Who's come back safely?"
Figure: "Hello, I don't know what's going on, but will somebody let me in, please? I can't hold these up much longer."
Mother: "Oh sorry yes."
She broke from her son's embrace and flew to the door. Ryou looked at his mother wondering what she was crying earlier. Then the door opened. A tall figure entered carrying a bundle of items. The person's face and torso were covered so it wasn't clear at first whether this person was a man or woman. Looking down to the person's shoes though, Ryou could see this person was a man from the model and size of the shoes the person was wearing.
Ryou thinking "Did he carry all that luggage all the way over here! Amazing. That must be the reason why he knocked so loud. He used his feet because his hands were full."
Ryou broke from his thought and joined his mother in helping the man unload his things. With the luggage gone, Ryou could see more of this mysterious visitor. Apparently this gentleman had been traveling for he was wearing a safari hat and a beige shirt and shorts combo. His socks pulled all the way up to the knee meaning there had to be bugs where he was and his skin was tan meaning that he had been in the sun for quite a while.
"Could this be a friend of fathers'?" He wondered.
Even though the luggage helped Ryou get a better view he could not see the man's face for his hat was shielding it. As he placed a vase, the man had Ryou got the shock of his life when the stranger went up to his mother and grabbed her hips! Then the man proceeded to lean down towards his mother in order to do something that Ryou did not approve of. Placing the vase askew, with lightning speed Ryou flew and got between them.
"Ryou-chan! What are you doing?" asked the mother.
"Mother, How could you someone touch you like that!" He then faced the man whose face he still couldn't see. "And you sir, don't you have any decency? I'll tell you right now that this lady is happily married!"
"What! The man shouted. He turned his head to peek over Ryou's right side to face the mother. "Did you get remarried while I was gone?"
"No!" she exclaimed.
Ryou, confused by his mothers' reply asked one simple question.
"Mother...Do you...know this person by any chance?"
"You mean, you don't know?" asked his mother in alarm.
"No and how could I know someone who comes in peoples' homes and flirts with married women! Even if you were a unmarried woman, mother; it still points out the fact that this fellow in front of me there is a pervert!"
The two adults looked at each other blankly, the man's hands let go of the mothers' hips, his body turned a full 180 degrees, the legs started to walk away from Ryou until the stopped a few feet away. The mother started giggling and saying sorry under her breath and turned from Ryou as well. Ryou stared at the man as he fell to the floor laughing hysterically. Seeing the man laugh was not what Ryou expected and he wanted an explanation to why this man was laughing. Walking over to where the man was laughing and clutching his stomach, Ryou exclaimed.
"Why are you laughing, sir. I should have every right to call the authorities."
The fellow stopped laughing and got up slowly clutching his stomach. He stood still with his hat obscuring his face and faced Ryou.
"Now hold on there, don't get the coppers into this? What I do wrong?"
"What did you do wrong? Goodness sir, you touched my mother in a perverted manner and tried to kiss her that's what you did."
"And that makes me a pervert, right?"
"Yes."
"Then let me ask you a question."
"Go Ahead"
"Does it make me a pervert to want to kiss my own wife?"
"Kiss your own..."
Before Ryou finished his sentence, the man finally took off his hat. A familiar face resurfaced and it was then Ryou realized the big mess he was in.
"Now what was it I recall a certain son of mine calling me. Oh right a pervert."
"Father!"
"Hello, Ryou."
Sorry but had to and wanted to stop it there. I hope that was good for a first chapter. I hope many reviews come but if not I'll still update. I'm trying to not make this beginning part too long so that I can get to why Ryou did not make an appearance during the arc when Dartz appeared. So unfair. He gets more attention in the manga! Well Bye Bye for now!