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(Zetting: Outside The King of Hyrule's room; 5:00 P.M.)

Zelda lightly knocked on her father's door. Although she wanted to talk to her father about Ganny before dinner, she didn't necessarily want to talk to him. Zelda knocked again, harder, because no one had opened the stupid door yet, let alone answer her knock. Zelda decided to do something completely stupid and dangerous. She pressed her left ear on the door, straining to hear whatever was going on in her father's room. Gradually, Zelda heard something… But it wasn't exactly what she wanted to hear. She heard moaning- and other, er, sounds. YUK! Zelda thought, sick with nausea. My father… Doing it?!? (A/N: Honestly, who wants to think about their parents having sex? Ew!) Suddenly, Zelda heard them talking- well, at least it sounded like talking.

"Oh dear… Must get the door…" Zelda heard her father say. "Pauline, you stay in the closet, alright? We don't want anyone to find out about… us." OK, so my father's like, 60, and he can still get women. Either she's just playing him, or she's ugly. Probably both, Zelda thought.

"Ok, you handsome devil!" Pauline giggled. Zelda made a retching motion. She then heard the sound of a door opening, and then closing.

"Come in," the king drawled. Zelda opened the door slowly, looking away from the King. After all, she didn't want to see the state her father was in. When she finally did take the chance, she saw that her father was indeed covered in his sheets. Phew, Zelda sighed inwardly with relief.

"Oh… Zelda." The king sounded slightly surprised. "What is it, darling?" Zelda coughed nervously. She couldn't stop her eyes from looking to the closet- where Pauline was.

"Er… Daddy… It's about Ganny- I mean, Ganondorf." Zelda stammered.

"Oh, started making a nickname for him, eh?" The King chuckled.

"Be serious!"

"Ok… So, what about 'Ganny?'"

"I just don't think it's going to work out…"

"Oh, what makes you think so?"

"Well…I just think that me and him having se- I mean, no! That didn't come out right!" Zelda was horrified. Damn that Pauline! She thought her face on fire. The king tried to hide his smile, but couldn't successfully hide it. So Zelda started again.

"What I meant o say was…" Zelda said slowly. "I don't think Ganny's meant for me…" Zelda finished. The king nodded, as if he understood.

"Ok… Well, I'll see how he's like at dinner, darling. Does that make you feel better?"

"Okay," Zelda said happily. Maybe things would work out then. Zelda hurried out of the King's room, leaving him alone with Pauline again.

(Zetting: Hyrule Castle; Dining Hall)

Zelda's face was not a pretty sight during dinner. All throughout dinner, Ganon had been polite to everyone, making small talk and passing food to people who asked for it.

That stinking bastard…Zelda thought angrily. She knew what the King of Hyrule must be thinking right now… 'Oh goddesses, how can my daughter be so stupid? This man's perfect for her!' Ooh, that made her blood boil. She should have known Ganny would fake manners in front of the king.

" Zelda, what are you doing?" Someone said, shaking Zelda out of her thoughts. Zelda looked around to see who said that. Of all people, it was Ganon!

I'm eating. What else?" Zelda said flatly. Ganon grinned deviously, a dangerous twinkle in his eye.

" No need to be rude, princess. It's just that your mashing your already mashed potatoes!" Ganon pointed out. Zelda looked down at her plate. She blushed, and stuck aforkful of food in her mouth.

This… is hell. She thought.

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