In response to something my brother said after I got off work.


The Doctor stepped out of his Tardis with a small black plastic object in his hand. "I have one thing to show you, and you won't be able to handle it. The absolute horror of it."

"I am the god of all Daleks! I can create horrors more unimaginable then you will ever have seen in your entire puny lifetime, Time Lord!"

"If you're sure then." He stepped forward, still inside the Tardis force field and place the black object into the slot of a much larger rectangle shaped object that was hooked up to a screen. The Doctor pressed a small arrow button, turned on the screen, and ran into the Tardis, shutting the door.

For a moment the Emperor Dalek was worried. Could something scare the Doctor other then the sheer might of the Daleks? No.

The screen went white, then a line of shadow humans with a fat blob walking in front appeared. Some music began to play just a huge purple monster came on screen and started to sing. "I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With a great big -"

"Initiate self-destruct sequence!" The Emperor Dalek screeched.


I do not own Barney, The Doctor, the Tardis, the Daleks, the TV, the VCR, or the Tape. I make no money from this. Don't sue.