Disclaimer: ooh, ooh, L.I.E, spells lie. Which is what this is: Oh, yeah, I'm SO JK! Btw, S.O.B Son Of a Bitch. Lol.
FEBRUARY 13 FOURTH YEAR
'Lucious Malfoy is hereby cast from the Slytherin House on counts of mistrusting and insulting Slytherin Princess Lily Evans, and disregarding key qualities of a Slytherin gentleman. Any contact with the said fifth year will permanently ban you from the presence of one Lily Evans and co.
Luv,
L.I.E
Slytherin Princess'And
'Want in on the Marauders' latest? One Lucious Malfoy has disregarded even Slytherin rules and insulted their gorgeous, talented, witty, cunning, and sly Princess. So, the Marauders have decided that he is no longer worth our excellent pranks. We, the Marauders, announce our full support of the banning of the individual, Lucious Malfoy.
S.O.B Honorary Marauder'Were the notes circulating the student body at Hogwarts. Lily Ivy Evans and Sirius Orion Black had the support of the entire student body by day two.
Lucious Malfoy found himself shunned by Slytherins, Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and even Hufflepuffs of all ages. Because NOBODY messes with Lily Evans.
James Potter found himself more attracted to the beauty than ever, despite the black eye she had given him when she found out he liked her. And Valentine's day was coming up…
"James, come here, I can't do this!" Lily whined. She was sitting on the floor of the dorm he shared with the rest of the Marauders, Sirius and Peter next to her.
"look, you just have to visualize it, is all," he said patiently.
"I AM visualizing it! And I'm telling you—it isn't working!"
He leaned over her shoulder to see her notes. The scent of her shampoo was driving him crazy, though.
"Well, no one ever said becoming an Animagus was going to be easy. I dunno, your notes are all correct. Maybe…"
"Maybe what?"
"Do you ever have weird, unexplainable dreams?"
"Well, duh."
"Ever think something might happens before it occurs?"
"Yeah."
"I think you have the Sight." You could hear the lone cricket chirping.
"Of course. First I hear voices, so I MUST be a mind reader. Now I have dreams, so I MUST be a Seer! You're mad. What does that have to do with this, anyway?"
"Seers, for some reason, are incapable of becoming Animagi. It's not that far fetched, really. A lot of Seers have the ability to read minds."
"This is ridiculous. I'm not having this conversation with you. I'm done for the day. Goodbye." Lily snapped her fingers in a practiced way, and the invisibility spell masked her figure, leaving her safe to exit the Gryffindor Tower without arousing suspicion.