Samantha was an ordinary girl with an ordinary life. She was in summer and of course, bored out of her mind. She decided to play her game cube to drain the bored ness.

"Lets see… I think I'll play Tales of Symphonia!" said Sam triumphantly(that's her nickname...im too lazy to type her whole name out) She turned on her game cube, skipped the beginning and loaded her game; as the game was loading the screen went white.

"what the hell?" said Sam. "It can't be broken!" said Sam reluctantly. As she was sobbing over her game cube a hand popped out of the screen. The hand started to wiggle, and seemed to be reaching for something.

"ok…this is strange…" said Sam examining the hand. She pinched the hand and someone's voice yelped in pain.

"please refrain from pinching me!" said the voice. Then a leg popped out.

"are you trying to come out?" Sam asked. "Well of course.." replied the voice. She grabbed the hand and leg and with all her mite she heaved. The body came flying out on top of her.

"phew…that was hard.." Sam said not realizing Kratos was on top of her.

"indeed.." replied Kratos. "what the hell?" Sam quickly threw Kratos off of her and started to stare. "but…How?….. I'm confused.." said Sam in stupidity. "that makes two of us…"replied Kratos rubbing his head. "Kratos! I can't believe it! It's…It's….really you!" said Sam as she ran over to him and hugged him uncontrollably. Kratos began to hug her back and said "I have come for you…my…. Anna…" Sam quickly let go and slapped him.(whenever he shows some sort of affection he thinks of Anna…) "how could you? I'm not your beloved Anna!" said Sam with tears in her eyes. Then ,yet again, a hand popped out of the screen.

"not again…"said Sam reluctantly. She grabbed the hand and heaved……again. This time it was Zelos. Zelos came flying out and instead of Sam, fell on top Kratos. Kratos threw Zelos off and asked "What are you doing here?" Zelos got up and said "I came for the sweet beauty." "Sweet beauty?…oh….you mean ..S.." before Kratos could finish Zelos spotted Sam and ran over to her and began to kiss her.

Sam tried to release his grasp but couldn't. "Krelly! Help me!" Krelly?...wow...she is obsessed Kratos thought to himself. "I'm coming…" he said and took out his sword. He came up to Zelos and cut off a lock of his hair.

"M….my…hair!" exclaimed Zelos as he picked up the piece and began to hug it and sob.

"Your done for, Kratos!" said Zelos as he took out his sword. "WAIT!" yelled Sam. "If your gonna fight…shirts off please." said Sam as she began to giggle.

"Then I forfeit.." said Kratos as he put his sword back. damn…so close.. Sam thought. "Then I win!" exclaimed Zelos as he walked towards Sam "now to claim my prize…"

"wait! I didn't say I was some sort of prize!" yelled Sam as Zelos got closer. "you can't just seduce me! I love you and Kratos!" "WHAT?" Zelos and Kratos said in unison.