sorry about the crappy way it's written. fanfic is on the fritz and i have to use freakin note pad! lol just be patient please!
"Where the hell did Zelos go?" asked Rin while looking around. Sam looked in every direction until she got a mad look on.
"What is it?" asked Rin looking very concerned. Sam ignored her and started to stomp away in a certain direction. "I believe she has sighted Zelos." said Kratos as he put his hand over one eye. They all heard Sam yelling "How could you? I thought you loved me? You do not go and start to flirt with other girls!" She said this as she was pulling him by his ear away from another girl. Sam came back over and put Zelos in front of Kratos.
"Please, all of you stay here while I go get something for Zelos. Kratos, please make sure Zelos stays here." Everyone nodded and waited for Sam. "My sweet little hunnie is getting me a present!" exclaimed Zelos with hearts in his eyes. "I don't think you should be so excited……" said Kratos while sighing. Sam returned and had a little bag that said 'samrio' ( the hello kitty store)on it.
"What is it? What is it?" asked Zelos while jumping up and down in excitement. "Turn around and close your eyes." said Sam as she reached into the bag. She pulled out a leash(you know, for naughty children so they wont runaway) she put it around Zelos and then her own waist. "What is it?" asked Zelos looking at it around his waist. "this is a leash! It keeps you from running away again!" as she said this she quickly moved her hips to the left and Zelos fell on the floor. "Oww! That hurt!" said Zelos while getting up.
"get used to it!" said Sam obviously very pissed at him. "Come on Lloyd we can go to the salon!" said Rin as she grabbed Lloyd and began to run.
"Don't let her take me! DAD!" exclaimed Lloyd as he was being dragged away. Kratos just began to wave and replied "Sorry son, I can't interfere with true love!" Sam hooked her arm around Kratos' and dragged Zelos behind her. "Lets go to Hot Topic!" exclaimed Sam as they turned the corner. Sam went into Hot Topic and began to look at accessories. She found a cute bracelet that said 'boys are like bus stops, you get dumped and a new one comes in less than ten minutes'. Sam went to the register and paid for the bracelet. She turned around to get the boys but only to find Zelos trying on a corset. "Zelos! Put that down! Its not for guys!" exclaimed Sam.
"but I think it looks good on me!" exclaimed Zelos as he twirled in the mirror. Sam tugged on the line and Zelos fell on the floor again. "Stop doing that!" exclaimed Zelos as he got up. "if you would just cooperate, then this wouldn't be on you!" exclaimed Sam.
Zelos came over and stared into Sam's eyes and said very lovingly "I promise I won't flirt anymore, I love you." "Oh Zelos!" exclaimed Sam as she began to hug him. Sam removed the leash and said "where's Kratos?" They looked around and saw him just outside the store at an Auntie Annie's store. Sam and Kratos joined him at the stand.
"Are you guys hung…" before Sam could finish both of their stomachs made a huge growl. "Ok…that answers my question.." said Sam as she asked the man for three pretzels. She got the pretzels and handed one to Zelos and Kratos. Sam began to eat hers while Zelos and Kratos just stared at theirs. "Eat it! It's really good!" said Sam as she gobbled down another piece. "But it looks so weird!" said Zelos as he examined the pretzel at every angle. "Here…" said Sam as she tore off a piece and put into Zelos' mouth. "MMM!" exclaimed Zelos as he began to scarf it down. Sam began to laugh on how fast he was gobbling it down. "Here Kratos, just tear off a piece and eat it." said Sam as she motioned pulling off a piece. "Kratos stared at it and put it on the floor and exclaimed "DOUBLE DEMON FANG!" The pretzel was cut into a ton of small pieces. Kratos picked them up and began to eat them. "ok….you have your way of eating and I have mine I guess…." Sam looked at Zelos and he began to cough uncontrollably. "Are you o.k?" asked Sam very concerned. Zelos put his hands around his neck as if to say that he is choking. Sam quickly ran behind him and began to do the Heimlich maneuver. The paper that was around the pretzel flew out of his mouth.. Zelos gasped for air. "That's not edible! Be careful! You scared me!" exclaimed Sam as she began to hug and comfort him.
"Even I knew not to eat that part…." said Kratos as he threw away the paper in a near by trash can. "Hey Sexy, want to come to my place later?" asked a random voice to Kratos.
"Excuse me?" said Sam as she pushed Kratos out of the way. The two girls glared at each other until they began to fight on the floor.
poor zelos...lol anyway hoped you like it and reviews please! plz and thankies!