The day that followed was dark and stormy. Rani and Shai were planning to practice their bending but the storms had interrupted. Coral and Pearl were worse than ever. At school that day they had tried every trick in the book to get back at them because Coral had gotten washing up duty for two weeks after the racket she and Pearl had made the night before. Both of them though vengeful were wary. They weren't sure what pushed them out of the room last night only that it was strong and fast. It had blown them off their feet and out the door. Luckily they hadn't narrowed it down to airbending because they didn't watch Avatar. (AN: FOOLS! THEY ARE ALL FOOLS! AVATAR IS THE GREATEST CREATION OF MAN KIND! eye twiches as she runs into a padded wall in strat jacket.)

They trudged through the undergrowth in a shortcut through the woods back to 'The Fire Lord's prison', when something caught their eyes. A shimmering glint floated through the trees. (AN: Like the one that led Aang in the spirit world) They began to chase it. Maybe, simply because it was shiny? They did not know. Their love of shiny things had be one of the many things that had brough them together. Chasing it became harder and harder. It led them to a clearing then disappeared.

"Where'd it go?" Rani said bouncing up and down.

"Ooh! Look!" Shai pointed to a glistening giant portal that had opened in front of them. As mentioned before, they were both mental and both loved things that glistened. Not to mention the fact that they never used common sense, nor did they look before they leapt. Which is probably why the leapt straight into it.


"WAHOO! TOTALLY RADICAL! DUDE!" Shai yelled and they plummeted down a spinning white column. She flipped up and went into skater mode. Rani on the other hand was tumbling around grinning intensely. When the hollow column finally came to an end. They were roughly deposited on the ground. Rani leapt up.

"Again, again! Again, again!" She jumped up and down clapping her hands.

"Dude…" Shai looked around "Where are we?"


AN: Wow she was logical! Anyway 'dude', among some others has now become one of 'Shai's words' meaning she constantly says it over and over regardless to its relevance.


"I told we shouldn't have done this." Rani said looking at the two tents set up.

"Oh yeah right! Dude! You jumped in first!"

"I didn't!"

"Dude you totally did!" Shai stood with a hand on her jutted out hip and a small smirk on her face. (AN: Kinda like Bumblebee for you Teen Titans fans) Rani took a deep breath and prepared herself for a rant, not noticing the people emerging from the campsite.

"So what if I did! I'm insane! You should at least try to stop me!"

"Dude, I'm insane too."

"Oh, right…Stop saying dude!"

"No way dude!"

"Stop it."

"Dude."

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"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" Rani and Shani swivelled round and came face to face with Zuko.

"Just a minute Zuko."

"What?" Zuko stared at her

Rani turned back to Shai. "STOP USING THAT PATHETIC-wait one sec…ZUKO! OMG! OMFG!" Rani pounced on Zuko knocking him to the ground and planting a huge kiss right on his lips.

"Rani!" Shai whined grabbing her ankles and dragged her off.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Zuko leapt up dazed that he had just been floored by a strange, unknown hyperactive fourteen year old girl and kissed. Not exactly what you expect everyday.

"You owe me a tenner." Rani said triumphantly.

"Aw man!" Shai opened her wallet and dished out a ten pound note that Rani immediately transferred to hers. Zuko watched this in complete shock.

"What the hell!" He burst out. "Who the heck are you? Are you mad or something?"

"Well I'm Shai and smoochy pooh," Shai nodded a head in Rani's direction "Is Rani."

"And to answer your question, yes we are but we usually use the term bizarre."

"Or weird,"

"Or zany,"

"Or eccentric,"

"Or crazy,"

"Or odd,"

"Or 'special' if you catch my drift."

"Or oddities,"

"Or…what was that other one? Shai tapped her mouth.

"Quacks?" Rani offered.

"No, that's not it."

"You two are freaks, you know that?"

"Yeah! That was it!" Shai exclaimed.

"Hey, Zuko…" Aang emerged from the trees and stopped. "Who are they?"

"I don't know! One of them just pinned me to the ground and kissed me!" Aang laughed.

"Wouldn't see that one coming."

"Dude…The avatar! You know what this means?" Aang raised an eyebrow at Shai. A sly grin spread across Rani's face.

"Of course." She said.

"Impossible though, right."

"Yeah if you think about it logically."

"OW! Note to self: don't think logically, hurts brain." Shai said rubbing her head.

"Who am I kidding? Logic is crap!" Rani exclaimed in agreement. Aang looked as if he was questioning their sanity which obviously made them collapse in a fit of giggles answering his question. Zuko stared at them blankly.

"Um…Ok…Since that's settled… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?"


Ok so I know your probably thinking WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT! But in my defence, I did right this at ten o'clock at night and it was a product of boredom. Well anyways in the next chapter:

Shai is teased non stop,

Rani kisses Zuko

And Shai decks Sokka! GO GIRL POWER!

Oh and she gets in a fight with Zuko. YAY!


And for future refrence. Zuko and Iroh have turned good and teaching Aang firebending. Toph isn't in it cos I wasn't sure how to weave her in. Sorry Toph lovers! She's one of my faves too. Anywho, I shall leave you to Rani and Shai.

Rani: YAY!

Shai: I can't belive you won that bet!

Rani: I told you I'd kiss Zuko!

Shai: Pure luck,

Rani: And force, don't forget the force!

Shai: Ok, if you marry Zuko then we'll talk.

Rani: You're on! Twenty bucks says I'll get a necklace by the time I'm...eighteen!

Shai: Bring it on Dude.

Zuko: What is going on here?

Rani: Honey! Jumps into his arms and kisses him

Zuko: WHAT THE HELL?

Shai: Drop her! Drop her!

Zuko: Why?

Shai: Cos it'll hurt.

Rani: My baby loves me!

Zuko: ... drops her and runs

Rani: SWEETY COME BACK!

Shai: ... and they call me a freak... Eye twitches