A small warning: Before writing this, I consumed a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, six or seven Reese's cups, and, dare I say it?, . . . peanut butter M&Ms.

Random Reader who values sanity – Oh, the HUMANITY! *runs away*

Ehehehe . . . Now, there is going to be a lot of strangeness in this chappie, like SI, so be prepared. ^_~

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*KNOCK KNOCK!!*

Pyro immediately jumped up to answer the door, for he was feeling rather unnerved by how his Chibi was grinning at the fire pack on his back. It seemed . . . maniacal, somehow.

Mystique stood there, tapping her foot impatiently. "About time someone answered the door! Let me talk to Magneto!"

"Which one?" was Pyro's immediate response, then he bit his tongue. What if Magneto hadn't wanted anyone to know? But instead of looking like she had received a precious bit of information, Mystique merely raised an eyebrow.

"So it's the same way over here . . ." She mused as she stepped aside to let Pyro see who was behind her. Pyro blinked. Pyro blinked again.

"Chibi-Mystique?!"

"The one and only!" Chibi-Mystique said proudly, giving Pyro a little bow. Chibi-Magneto had come to the door behind Pyro, and was staring at Chibi-Mystique.

Magneto suddenly appeared and looked from Mystique to Chibi-Mystique and back

again. "So it is this way with everyone?"

Mystique shrugged. "Guess so."

"But is it only mutants that have these 'Chibis'?"

Chibi-Gambit nodded. "Yup."

"You know this for sure?"

"Yup."

"What are we to do with all of you?"

"I'll take them to the movies!" Pyro burst out, suddenly grinning at his idea. Staring at that grin with some nervousness, Magneto thought.

"The . . . movies."

"Yeah, I'll take them to see a movie! I've been wanting to go anyway!"

"All right," Magneto agreed. "But you have to watch them carefully."

"Gambit can come with me!" Pyro said, proud of his idea. Magneto sighed.

"So be it."

Meanwhile, over at the Brotherhood, Chibis Avalanche, Toad, Wanda, Blob, and Pietro — well, not so much Chibi-Pietro (Pietro and Chibi-Pietro were still racing) — were causing trouble by the ton. They had been trying to control the Chibis for more than three hours now, and they were all exhausted. As it had turned out, not only did the Chibis have their powers (of course!), but could also counter the effects of their powers! So there really wasn't much they could do to stop them. They had tried to reason with them, sure, but they did have the personalities of their counterparts, after all. And as such, they should also have known the ways to get them to obey properly, but it took them a while to come up with the answer. As it was, Fred finally came up with an idea.

"We'll take 'em to see a movie!"

A/N: Anyone notice a trend here? XD

That did sound like a good idea to everyone, even Chibi-Wanda, and Chibi-Blob demanded theater snacks.

Pietro didn't want his Chibi to go, they were planning to go downtown and race on a track. So they were out.

Wanda had no interest in any of the movies, not even the coolest one that had come out since Lord of the Rings, and refused to go. But she did make her Chibi go. How she accomplished that, no one knows. And that wasn't supposed to rhyme. Lance and Todd agreed to Fred's idea, and the three of them herded the four Chibi-mutants out towards the nearest theater.

And back over at the Institute, Kurt had been chasing Chibi-Nighty by teleportation, but even so, it took him almost an hour to catch up to his Chibi and get him.

All the younger mutants had long ago subdued their Chibis, and they were currently confined in one of the training rooms, with Xavier watching them closely.

One by one, each Chibi was found. Kitty's had been in her room, looking at magazines. Rogue's was with her, talking about stuff. Bobby and his were in the main hall, decorating it by making ice sculptures of everyone.

Logan had woken up a short while ago, screaming about some short demon who was going to get him. When asked about it, he said it was hideous, then he remembered who it looked like and was silent for the rest of the day in embarrassment, going out on the hunt to flush out his Chibi.

Storm and Beast joined Xavier and debated what to do with the tiny look-alikes.

"We need to think about this without them around." Xavier said.

"We'll take them to a movie or something while you guys talk about it." Scott offered, Jean nodding.

"Yeah!" Kurt agreed.

"I know what we can go see!" Kitty offered.

"We're not gonna go see Freaky Friday!" Everyone said at once. Kitty looked downcast.

"Whatever."

And so, after being extremely careful not to lose any Chibi, lest they wreak havoc on the fair city of Bayville, our heroes made their way towards the theater. And our OTHER heroes were also almost there. And our other OTHER heroes—

"They're not heroes." A voice suddenly said from all the mutants' left. They all looked over at the guy, wondering who he was talking to. A moment later, a girl literally appeared in the sky, almost falling on the guy. She stood up, dusted herself off, and glared at him.

"Whaddya mean that Magneto's crew aren't heroes?!"

"They just aren't." said Mr. There's-A-Thin-Line-Between-Good-And-Evil, AKA Mr. Picky.

"Since when?! Pyro and Gambit are cool! And Colossus seems like a nice guy! And Magneto is good, he just doesn't wanna admit it!" said the Authoress.

"They've done some very bad things in their time," Mr. Picky turned up his nose.

"Grr . . . that doesn't make them EVIL!"

"Yes it does. They're the main villains in the show."

"That would be Apocolypse."

"He's the other villain, then."

All the X-Men, Brotherhood, Magneto's crew, and their Chibis were just standing by silently, watching the Narrator and Mr. Picky argue and wondering how they knew Apocolypse and Magneto.

"There's been LOTSA times Magneto's done good stuff!"

"Like when?"

"He thought he had to destroy that spider to help everyone; he's Xavier's FRIEND!, he helped them beat that jerk, Stryker!"

Mr. Picky merely turned up his nose again. "He stopped Stryker so he could try to kill all non-mutants. It was all to serve his evil purposes!"

"Why, you. . ." The Authoress stopped abruptly, seeing that she was being watched by the mutants. She grinned nervously, grabbed Mr. Picky's tie, and made them both disappear.

"That was . . . odd." Kurt finally said.

"Yeah! She was defending Magneto's honor, or somethin'!" Toad chuckled.

"But why?" Chibi-Magneto wondered.

Everyone jumped when they heard Chibi-Magneto, and they all realized they were there together. They glared for a few minutes until Fred broke the silence.

"Um. The movie starts in five minutes."

"OUR TICKETS!" Everyone yelled, making a mad dash to the ticket-person-thing and demanded the tickets for their movie. Then they made another mad dash to the snack counter, bought their stuff, and made a third mad dash to the room that the movie they were gonna see was in.

They made it just in time to see the beginning part of . . . Pirates of the Caribbean.

A/N: =^^= Hehehehe . . . I had to put that in here. =^^=

Don't worry, there won't be any spoilers in the next chappie, although, if you're worried about spoilers, go see the movie! ^_^ It's truly worth it. . . *sigh*

A/N #2: I have nothing against Freaky Friday, I liked it. 'Twas funny. ^_^

A/N #3: I warned you there'd be Self Insertion. :D

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Invader ZaiFae - Updatin' Wizardess. ^_^ Ooh, Gambit's joined your Muses, eh? Nifty! Yes, you did say that a Chibi-fied Beast would look like a blue teddy bear. And you're right! ^^

Yes, Chibi-Nighty is mine! Hmm. . . Chibi-Gambit. . . I dunno . . .

Raskolion Phoenix - Isn't Chibi-Magneto kewl? =^^= I'm glad you like this!

Child of Hope Aura - Last week's that aired on the WB. The one where the Brotherhood did their 'good deeds'.

Chaotic Boredom - Masochist? Yeah, I draw, but not really well . . . Yes, please do draw Chibi-Beast, then send it to me! I'd love to see it! ^___^

Wizardess Gal - Happy cow . . .? Jamie? He's the one who makes all those copies of himself, right?

Storm-Pietro - YAY! COOKIE! *snarfs it down* Yummy! ^_^

MoonJewel - Sorry, Chibi-Wolvie's mine too. I like 'em all so much! So much! If I ever get a cloning machine, I'll clone all the Chibis for all my reviewers!

IMpuLsIvE THouGhTS - Interesting name. . .Who're the Morlocks?

Shadow Dancer2 - HEY! Not fair! You'd better bring them BOTH back! I NEED them for this ficcie!