Chapter Two
It had been five years since Naruto had left the hidden village and was not seen again. Many of his friends worried and the Fifth Hokage, Tsubada, sent many Anbus and Hunter-nin in search of the Fox demon holder. However no such luck was found as they returned empty-handed with the blond Kitsune.
Where could he have gone, many had wondered, why did he leave? For some reason many of his friends had been uncertain but thought that maybe, Naruto was somewhere out there alive, and all right. Little did one expect for one perverted writer to be heading in the exact direction as Kakashi and Team 7 had gone on their first ever 'C' mission.
Jiraiya, a famous legendary ninja of the three beside Tsubada herself and one he would not dare name, was walking down the worn path, his mind wandering on thoughts on what his next novel should be about. Unfortunely, it started to waver and thought back to the boy, Naruto.
"Uh...it's been five years now and still can't get that little brat out of my head." True, he missed the kid, who wouldn't with his infamous 'Sexy no Jutsu' that seem to leap in and inspire his work with ever lasting creativity. His mouth was wide opened and a trail of drool started to slide down his chin, remembering that special move.
"Ah and such a famous move, I seriously should ask Tsubada to insist allowing the academy to teach to the young students."
A little understanding in the 'art' would become most useful in the ahem minds. Jiraiya was smiling, while lagging his tongue out like a dog as he reached the waterway where a boat lied and the oarsman waited for anyone to barge. Jiraiya stepped on and waited until the man pushed and started the motor to the small boat. Jiraiya, still thinking but feeling a bit sleepy, rest his eyes a while before seeing the huge bridge that came underneath them.
"Amazing isn't it?" The man driving the boat said, "Tazuna's first and best bridge ever made. Did you know that this bridge is named after a ninja who he and his comrades fought against the 'Demon' Zabuza and rid of that monster Gato."
"Hai." He said. Jiraiya recalled that tale well as only Naruto had told him about his first ever adventure against a ninja that was strong along with Kakashi's say of how the 'seal' was nearly broken. Thank goodness it didn't. Otherwise we have hell to pay, hmm...interesting, maybe he should do a book like something like this, 'Come Come Hell' or 'Come Come Demon', well something like that.
He shrugged and watched as they past the bridge and reached the shore. Jiraiya got off and paid his fare to the man and watched as he and his boat disappeared back out. Oh well, time to head on and see if I can get some new material for my book. Soon he was walking into town, looking for either the nearest bar or 'bathhouse' for the ladies. Hehe.
Meanwhile in town while people were busy in stores and in the open market, five young boys were walking down together in a hush-hush argument over the one thing that they enjoy most to do.
"No way! That's unfair, you did it last time, why should you get to go again!" A blond boy by the name Ranme (1) was staring at his oldest brother. Although all the brothers were of same age they still tend to act what they were. Yondaime(2) turned and stared over at him, he gave him a small smirk, his whisker cheeks turning vulpine on his face. "Because it was my idea in the beginning and I had decided to bring you guys in the first place." Then he gave a vulpine smirked to his little brother. "Besides I won fair and square in the 'iwa, kami, hasami' I can't help if you can't beat me dead-last." That done it, Ranme jumped onto his brother screaming, "Bastard" Then fist flied.
Haku, Iruka, and Sarutobi (3) watched the two brothers went at each other, wondering how long it would take before they have to break them apart. Always like them, the three thought as they watched as Yondaime held Ranme upside down by his feet while Ranme struggled to hit his brother up. Just when Ranme went and hit Yondaime in the stomach then used his held foot to hit up, Yondaime bent his head back and was nearly knocked over. He was lucky to catch his balance, his hat however, was starting to slide.
Shit! The brothers thought and they finally went into action. The three grabbed them and dragged them to the nearest alley, Sarutobi checking behind seeing if coast was clear while Haku held Ranme and Iruka held Yondaime. Both blond brothers struggled as their captures held them up, cursing at one another.
"Damn you guys, look what you almost did. You could've exposed us and that would be bad! Father warned us not to take our hats off ever when we're in public remember?" Haku seethe, thought rarely gets angry, but did when his older brother's ear started to come out and flicking in the open air. Two Kitsune ears stood out on his head, like everyone else's which were still covered by their hats or headbands they used. Yondaime's golden ears flicked back, annoyed and ticked but then relaxed. Iruka let him go and Yondaime fixed his hat, his ears fallen back under position and then glared over at Ranme.
"Right, last thing anyone would ever want is to see us with our ears." And started walking out of the alley, the four brothers following their esteemed brother.
The five brothers knew that along with their father and four sisters that they were different. Different from what anyone ever knew beside their grandpa, 'Auntie' Tsunami and Inari, their guardian and best friend. Born with Fox-like ears, whisker-scar marks on their cheeks and uncanny amounts of enormous red charka.
Damit, it of all things that was close, too close for his liking. If their father or worse, Naruko found out, then all Hell would break lose. He shivered at the thought of his sister pummeling him to the ground for almost revealing their family 'secret'. She was second born and most likely strong, but sometimes always prove to be stronger than all the boys put together in a group.
"Woah, Yondaime slow down will you!" Yondaime stopped and turned around. He saw the two blondes, the one slowest, Ranme in back, with the two brunette boys beside him, blue and black eyes stared over at him. He sighed content. Well he couldn't help if he couldn't stay mad at them too long. He gave a flashy smile and said, "Ok you guys will take turns but you guys have to let me go first since I won, so you guys play it out, kay?"
"Hai!" All four brothers said and then chased after Yondaime as he headed into the direction where the ladies bathhouse was and 'special' place to see it at. It was to unfair luck that they saw that someone had beaten it to it.
"What the?" He stopped dead in his tracks, his eyes glaring at the man when his brother arrived and saw the stranger.
"Who the Hell?!" But Yondaime quickly pulled his brothers over to the bushes, watching the white-haired man staring through their peephole they had cut out since they were very little. Ranme and the others noticed their brother's annpyance and quickly tried to calm him down.
"It's no big deal, just some old man. We'll be able to see next time..." Yondaime turned and then said, "Look that guy's looking through our, OURS peeping hole and he has no right whatsoever. I'm going to get rid of that guy." He placed his hand under his chin and started to think of a scheme. One of their many favorites, pranks and scheme that they have inherited from father and became the number one masterminds in these sort of situation. Yondaime's blue eyes lit up and turned to his brothers. "I have the perfect idea..." The four brothers smiled and then listened as their brother told him his plan.
Jiraiya was too busy looking through the peephole that someone had originally cut out and was staring at all the lovely ladies bathing in the hot springs. Though not as pretty as the ones back home but still...
"Ah yes lovely, just lovely, bent your back a little koi and ah...yes that's right, that's just right..." Jiraiya was too busy staring and drooling to not hear the little noise in the bushes and poofs of smoke that came from it. The ero-sennin was too lost in his own naughty world to not hear a high pinced screamed and someone crying out, pointing at him.
"Hentai! There's a hentai pervert staring in the Girl's Bathhouse! Hentai!!!!!!" Jiraiya jumped and turned ten seconds around to see a glimpse of golden blond hair and whiskered cheek before a bunch of people came and started to come his way.
"Oh shit! Not good, not good at all!" The ero-sennin jumped away and then disappeared before the town people came, searching for the man who had been spying on the ladies bath. The people were too busy crowding around the site to not see the five boys, one changing back into his old self, after the 'sexy no jutsu' his father knew and were walking away, laughing.
"Haha did you see the way he jumped when you screamed 'pervert' in his ear Ranme!" Haku said, laughing alongside Iruka who stared over at a now grinning Ranme and a smiling Yondaime whose plan had successfully work. Sure now that the people will know about the hole and probably decide to cover up, but hey there were other places and other peeping holes to look through.
"Well you guys, now that we rid of that no good 'peephole stealer' lets celebrate. Bowls of ramens all around."
"Yatta!" Ranme cried as he ran ahead to the nearest restaurant that had ramens with his brothers tailing after him.
Blue Kitsune: Ok so did you like it and if you guess on how many kids Naruto had, it's nine. Nine like nine-tails? At first I wanted six but then I thought better of nine as a nice number, crazy huh?
Ranme, switch around and you got 'ramen' I was thinking of a cute name then remember the guy-girl called Ramna and though why not?
Yondaime, like 4th Hokage and he's like Naruto's father in a way so why not name his oldest son after the fourth.
Haku, Iruka, and Sarutobi, Haku because he's innocent and kinder than he looks with his darker features (Dark hair, eyes), Iruka have a mellow but mind temper (Same hair color and eyes) and Sarutobi, or 'Saru' I shall call in later chapters is named after third hokage.
And if your wondering about Naruko and the other sister I shall try and tell you about in the next chapter. Please read and review!