Disclaimer: Will is all mine. Oh wait, nevermind…I had to settle that suit. I actually own nothing, PotC and Hercules belong to Disney.
PotC2 Dead Man's Chest: The Goofy Musical! Yes, I know it's been done before. But who cares? I don't, I'm having fun here. If you do care, then don't read it!
'Irate to Pirate' is sung to the tune of 'Zero to Hero', from Disney's Hercules
A/N: It works best if you imagine the new words along with the tune of the song while reading. I wrote this when I was extremely hyper because I'd just discovered my city was having a midnight showing of DMC. Needless to say, this may be a tad goofy… It would've been up sooner but this site was being annoying and not letting me post. This is all Jack Sparrow's doing! Jack: -shrugs innocently- 'Who me?'
Ch. 1: Irate to Pirate
Tia Dalma: -gospel voice- Bless my soul, Will was on a roll.
Elizabeth: Pirate of the year along with Cap'n Jack Sparrow!
Gov. Swann: -claps hands in excitement- What a pro!
Lord Beckett: -bewigged- Will puts on a show.
Davy Jones: -undead- Point him at the Kraken and he kills that ugly foe!
Norrington: -wigless- He was so irate!
Jack: -rolls eyes- In de-ni-al!
All: Now he's a pirate.
Elizabeth: -confirms- He's a pirate!
Jack: -swaggers- Here was this whelp with his act down pat!
All: From irate to pirate in no time flat.
Elizabeth: Irate to pirate just like that! -winks-
Tia Dalma: When he smiled, authors went wild with…
Girls: -swoon- Oohs and Ahhs!
Authors: And they shipped dear Will with every OC
Will/Liz shippers: -glare- With only Liz!
All: Besides the booty, and the loot…
Elizbaeth: -smirks- My Will had rum to burn!
Jack: (Hey!)
Norrington: -bored- And now that he's a pi-rate…
Barbossa: -wants apple- He could tell you 'bout the Code he's learned!
Tia Dalma: Say amen, there he goes again!
Elizabeth: -dreamy sigh- Undefeated swordsman, yes he always has to win!
Pintel: Folks lined up just to watch him flex…
Ragetti: -giggles- And his perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs…ow!
Elizabeth: William, he comes…
Lord Beckett: -disgusted- He sees, he conquers!
Tia Dalma: -scared- Sparrow, the crowds are…
Jack: -drunk- Going bonkers!
Barbossa: -scowls- He has the Turner blood, and spunk.
Norrington: -squeamish- From irate to pirate, a major hunk!
Jack: -ponders- Irate to pirate and who'da thunk?
Bootstrap: (raises hand)
-Interlude-
Tia Dalma: Who put the swash i-in swash-buck-ler?
All: Will Tur-ner!
Lord Beckett: -pained- Whose swordfight skills are great the-at-er?
All: Will Tur-ner!
Gov. Swann: -confused- Is he bold?
Elizabeth: -grins- No one braver!
Tia Dalma: Is he sweet?
Cannibals: Our fav'rite flavor!
Will: (Hides)
All: Will Tur-ner, Will Tur-ner, Will Tur-ner, Will Tur-ner...
Tia Dalma: -groovin'- Bless my soul, Will was on a roll
Will: -ecstatic- Undefeated!
Jack: E' never lies…
Norrington: -pissed- And the nicest guy.
Will: Not a eunuch!
Bootstrap: He was so irate…
Jack: Just a blacksmith!
All: Now he's a pirate
Elizabeth: -giggles girlishly- He's my pirate!
Jack: -cringes- He sails my Pearl at breakneck speed!
Norrington: -fed up- From irate to pirate…
Elizabeth: -smiles happily- Will is a pirate…
Bootstrap: -proud- Now he's a pirate!
Will: -smirks- Yes indeed!
End Ch. 1
More goofiness will ensue if I have enough interest…perhaps a song about Jack next! I am open to suggestions, as long as they are silly.