Intergalactic Dating Show
Chapter 1 The Contestants
Announcer: Hello and Welcome to this week's edition of intergalactic dating show. This week were taking a young senator from Naboo and making her choose between three bachlors. Let's bring out Padme Amiddala.
Padme walks out on stage.
Audience cheers.
Announcer: And now our host, he's the jedi you love to hate Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Obi-Wan walks out on stage.
Audience boos.
Obi-Wan: Hey. Honestly I was forced into doing this, I hate this show.
More Boo's.
Obi-Wan: Well let's just bring out the contestants, First, he's a artist that gave the senator her first kiss, Palo. Next, he's a senator that needs a wife Bail Oragana. Finally, he's a slave from Tatooine that oddly looks like Anakin, Boba Manslaughter.
All walk on stage. Boba looks exactley like Anakin and stares at Padme with his dreamy blue eyes.
Obi-Wan: Well contastants it's time for Padme to pick her first date.
Audience gasps.
Padme: Boba, Boba, Boba
Obi-Wan: Okay Padme for your date with Boba you'll be going to the OWG club where all they talk about is... how gay I am.
Obi-Wan starts to cry and runs off stage.
Announcer: We'll be right back.
What do you think? Please review. Warning I may pick on Obi-Wan a lot.