A/N: And so the Goofy Musical continues…notice the rating has moved from K to T. Thanks to all my reviewers – love ya! "He's a Tramp" was a really good suggestion, I'm just not familiar with the song, sorry! Hope this one will suffice.

Scene Two:

Davy Jones: "Arrr, we already had a song about Will, me be next!"

(Words coincide with the Kraken organ theme on the PotC2 soundtrack, track 02)

Davy: -sings- Davy Jones…he speaks in evil tones!

He eats at Smokey Bones

It is your soul he owns… (points at Jack)

All: "Boo!" –Davy stomps off stage, wanting to find the Kraken, who gives him self-esteem lessons-

Elizabeth: -annoyed- "Captain Sparrow! Why are you staring at me?"

Jack: -smug- "Elizabeth, those clothes do not flatter you at all; it should be a dress or nothing." –waggles eyebrows- "I happen to have no dress in my cabin…" He prepares to sing.

Elizabeth: "But Jack, wait! Didn't you know that Will and I just got…" But the music starts, cutting her off.

'We Just Have to Take our Clothes Off', is sung to the tune of 'We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off', by Jermaine Stewart (It's an '80s song)

Jack: -sung in a flirtatious manner-

Ditch the whelp… if you want me
Captain Sparrow wants you dressed ever so…scantily
Will Turner…he's not your type
You need me to teach you how exactly to swordfight!
Between us, you know I've won

You need a real man to show you

…show you how it's done!

Take my hand, let's hit the deck
When escaping from the Navy
Know I'll save your neck!

Jack: -chorus- So come on Lizzie, won't you show some ass

Why you gotta move like that? -swishes his hips in an overtly feminine manner-

Gov Swann: -interjects- "Elizabeth, is that entirely proper?"

Elizabeth: -tries not to laugh-

Jack: -eyes Elizabeth suggestively- We just have to take our clothes off!

To have a good time, oh yeah!

We can loot and pilfer all night

And drink some island rum, uh huh!

We just have to take our clothes off

To have a good time, oh yeah!

We can stay up in my cabin all night

And sing the pirate song, uh huh!

Na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na
Na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na

Jack: -sings happily- Love the Pearl if you want me
Captain Sparrow knows you'd enjoy living… on the sea!
I've got needs
Just like you
Give me freedom, booty, and my ru-um through and through..

-chorus-

So come on Lizzie, won't you show some ass

Why you gotta move like that? -notices Elizabeth glaring angrily at him, her hands on her hips-

We just have to take our clothes off

To have a good time, oh yeah!

We can loot and pilfer all night

And drink some island rum, uh huh!

We just have to take our clothes off

To have a good time, oh yeah!

We can stay up in my cabin all night

And sing the pirate song, uh huh!

Na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na
Na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na
Na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na
Na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na

Norrington: -leaps on stage- So come on Ja-ack
Won't you show some ass
Why you gotta move like that? -imitates Jack's crazy walk-

Everyone including Jack: -scared- (Norrington dragged off-stage)

Will: -appears out of nowhere- So come on Lizzie, won't you come with me…

-angry- Jack, you'd better run from me! (Will brandishes sword, Jack gulps)

Will and Elizabeth: We just have to take our clothes off

Since it's our wedding night, oh yes

We can loot and pilfer all night

And drink some island rum, uh huh!

We just have to take our clothes off

Since it's our wedding night, oh yes

We can stay up in our bed all night

And sing the pirate song, uh huh!

Na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na
Na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na
Na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na
Na-na, na-na-na-na, na-na

(Will and Liz walk off-stage holding hands, Jack tries hard not to vomit.)

Lord Beckett: -consolingly- "It's alright, Captain Sparrow. I've got a song that is sure to make you feel better!

Jack: -mutters under his breath- "I can hardly wait."

End Ch. 2