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Pyro and Chibi-Pyro were both perched on the roof of the Xavier Institute, flicking their lighters in boredom.

Chibi-Pyro made a fire-Unicorn dance through a hoop.

Pyro snorted and made a fire-Sphinx stand on its head.

"That's not that impressive," commented Chibi-Pyro. This had only made Pyro get testy and so he formed a huge fire-Magneto doing the can-can.

There was a laugh behind Pyro and his Chibi that told them Gambit had arrived.

"These X-Men have gone bonkers," commented Remy as he and his Chibi sat down beside Pyro and Chibi-Pyro.

Pyro looked around to see his Chibi puppeteering a mime version of Remy.

He giggled.

Remy misunderstood the reason for the giggling, as he nodded sagely.

"They've gotten it into their heads to try and send back their Chibis," said Remy. This knowledge flew over Pyro's head and off towards the Brotherhood's house, as Pyro was busy watching Chibi-Pyro. Chibi-Gambit, standing behind Chibi-Pyro, glared and pulled out one of his infamous playing cards. Igniting it, he put it down Chibi-Pyro's pants.

Chibi-Pyro didn't suspect a thing.

Pyro, on the other hand, was on the verge of falling over the edge, he was laughing so hard.

He fell.

Remy leaned over the edge, Chibi-Gambit joining him. Chibi-Pyro stood on the edge, panicking. Then his pants exploded.

He glared at Chibi-Gambit, who giggled uncontrollably, and Remy, who grinned.

Turning his attention back to the crisis at hand, Remy said thoughtfully, "Magneto's not going to like this."

"We have to help him!" cried Chibi-Pyro.

"Can't," said Remy, "unless you want to die too."

Fortunately for Pyro, the only mutant with wings saved him.

"Just passing by and saw you take a tumble," said Angel, whose own Chibi was flying along next to him.

"My hero!" cried Pyro mock-passionately, hugging Angel.

Who then dropped him.

"I guess this means we're not meant for each other!" called Pyro, watching the winged mutant fly away in embarrassment.

He looked back towards the ground. "Oh, shoot . . . I'm gonna die!" He began flailing his arms and legs, attempting to fly. Remy laughed.

"That won't work."

Pyro glanced into a window. "Hey!" he said. "Gambit!"

"What?"

"I can see Rogue!" Pyro sang. "She and her Chibi are giggling about something. Maybe it's you and your Chibi!"

Remy and Chibi-Gambit blushed.

"What's going on up here?" asked Chibi-Magneto, poking his head through the door. Chibi-Pyro ran over.

"Pyro fell off the roof!"

"WHAT?!"

"You have to help him!"

Chibi-Magneto dashed over to the edge fast as his Chibi-legs could take him and thrust a hand out.

Pyro flipped over in mid-air and hung there, suspended by Chibi-Magneto's hold on his fire pack.

"Phew," said Pyro, glancing upwards. He waved. "Hi!"

Chibi-Gambit had only one thing to say when Pyro was pulled back onto the roof. Well, one thing to say after he smacked Pyro for peeking in on Chibi-Rogue. Then Remy smacked him for peeking in on Rogue.

"You should have died within seconds," he observed. Pyro rubbed the side of his head.

"Gee, mates, you're too sensitive about Rogue," said Pyro. "It was just a joke."

Chibi-Magneto hovered in the air. Pyro stared at him.

"You don't look right," said Pyro, "being that small."

Chibi-Magneto narrowed his eyes.

"But," said Pyro hurriedly, "you're just as formidable!"

Chibi-Magneto glared.

"If you were to die, so would Chibi-Pyro," Chibi-Magneto informed Pyro. "If you broke a leg, so would he."

"Nah, really?"

"REALLY!"

"That's not a good thought."

"No kidding."

"It's like voodoo!!" said Pyro. Chibis Gambit, Pyro, and Magneto nodded.

Then a dark shape landing on the other side of the roof startled them all. It roared.

"Is it Bigfoot?" asked Chibi-Pyro.

"No," said Chibi-Magneto. "It is -"

He was interrupted by another roar and the shape came closer. As it approached, it separated into two shapes, one very small, the other very large.

Pyro sent a spray of fire their way, revealing the identity of the two strangers.

"Chibi-Sabretooth!" cried the three other Chibis on the roof. Sabretooth himself appeared behind his Chibi.

"You take him," said Sabretooth. "I don't want him." And he bounded away quickly.

Chibi-Sabretooth looked in the direction Sabretooth had gone. He sniffled sadly.

"Aw, here little fella," said Pyro, picking him up. "Don't worry about mean 'ol Victor. We'll take good care of you!"

Chibi-Sabretooth got comfy and promptly fell asleep.

"Aw, look at that!" cried Pyro. "Isn't he cute?! He likes me!"

"Better not let Logan or his Chibi see him," Remy advised. He hesitated. "Are you really going to treat him like a pet?"

"Well, he is half cat, isn't he?"

"Yes, but half human as well."

"Look at him!" said Pyro, thrusting Chibi-Sabretooth towards Remy. "Doesn't he look like a baby kitty?"

Remy tilted his head to one side.

"I . . . suppose . . . depending on how you look at him."

"I shall call him Sparky and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Sparky," said Pyro fondly, sounding remarkably like Dory from Finding Nemo. "I've just gotta be careful not to singe his fur."

Chibi-Pyro, contrary to what some may think, wasn't jealous. In fact, he was happy. He liked Chibi-Sabretooth, who really was more cat than human. Plus, he'd be able to play with him.

No, not with fire. He didn't think Pyro would be too happy with him if he did that. But Chibi-Pyro was quite good with his hands and could make some chew toys for Chibi-Sabretooth or something.

Remy was still skeptical.

"I don't think Magneto will like it," he continued. Chibi-Magneto looked up from where he was tickling the sleeping Chibi-Sabretooth.

"He'll be fine with it," said Chibi-Magneto.

"I guess you would be the one to know," said Remy. He looked at Chibi-Gambit. "Come on."

"Where are we going?"

"To go ask Rogue and Chibi-Rogue if they want pizza."

"Cool!"

Pyro, Chibi-Pyro, and Chibi-Magneto followed after them.

Meanwhile, back downstairs:

"It's not here!" wailed Xavier frantically, searching through the cabinet in his private bathroom.

Thinking something actually bad was going on, Scott and friends, flanked by their Chibis, burst into the bathroom.

"What is it, Professor?" asked Scott.

The Professor turned his teary-eyed face to them. "My head cream is gone!"

"Your what?" asked Kitty.

"The cream that keeps my head shiny! IT'S GONE!"

"Your . . . cream?" asked Scott disbelievingly.

"Yes!" wailed Xavier again. "How else do you think my head keeps this glistening shininess?!"

"I saw your Chibi downstairs," offered Chibi-Iceman. "Maybe he knows where it went."

The Professor suddenly had a horrible vision!

"Downstairs! Now!" he barked.

They all stumbled into the bathroom on the first floor and found a shocking sight.

Chibi-Xavier was plastering all the Shiny Scalp Salve onto his head. He looked over at all the shocked people.

"What?" he asked.

And upstairs, near one of the training rooms:

Chibi-Wolvie was perched atop a chandelier, waiting for Logan to appear. He could smell him getting closer.

He readied a claw to cut the cord that would release the chandelier.

He'd even been practicing his evil laugh while eluding Logan. And now, he was ready to play Phantom of the Opera.

All he needed was his victim.

Meanwhile, Pyro strolled down a corridor carrying Chibi-Sabretooth, followed by his Chibi and Chibi-Magneto.

There were so many halls in this place!

"I think we're lost," said Chibi-Magneto.

"Yeah," said Pyro, nodding. "Too bad Xavier didn't give us a map of this place."

"You know," began Chibi-Magneto thoughtfully, "this is actually a great tactical advantage. You could hide out for days in here."

"I could always blast a way through," suggested Chibi-Pyro. Pyro looked agreeable at this idea, but Chibi-Magneto shook his head quickly.

"No way. If you did, Xavier would be furious at you, and ask Magneto to pay the bill."

"Okay."

"We could wander these halls for days!" Pyro realized. "Without food . . . water . . . bathroom!"

"It won't come to that," said Chibi-Magneto, walking further up the hall. "Let's turn down here." He turned down a side hall.

The two Pyros and the newly renamed Sparky followed. Chibi-Magneto looked back at Chibi-Pyro.

"Why is the back of your pants all charred?"

"Chibi-Gambit," answered Chibi-Pyro sullenly.

Then, suddenly, the chandelier came crashing down on them. Chibi-Magneto turned around.

"Are you guys okay?!" he asked.

"No," Pyro groaned. "Chibi-Pyro? You all right?"

Chibi-Magneto looked. "I think he was knocked out."

"And Sparky?"

Chibi-Magneto checked. "Still sleeping."

"A little help, please," asked Pyro, unable to move the heavy chandelier. Chibi-Magneto tossed it away easily.

"Sorry about that," said Chibi-Wolvie, hopping down from the ceiling. "I guess I was a too ready to slice the cord."

Pyro lifted up his Chibi. "Hey, little guy, you okay?"

Chibi-Pyro didn't make a sound.

Pyro glared at Chibi-Wolverine. "If he's seriously hurt . . ."

Chibi-Wolvie stared back. "This is a G-rated fic, bub. No one's going to die. Means there's no blood either. See?"

He took Chibi-Pyro and laid him on the ground. Then he and Chibi-Magneto inspected him.

"Well, that's good," answered Pyro. "But still, if he's hurt . . . I'm gonna blast you."

Chibi-Wolvie looked back up. "You won't need to."

"He'll wake up soon," agreed Chibi-Magneto. Pyro glared at Chibi-Wolvie again and gathered up Chibi-Pyro and Sparky.

"Is that Chibi-Sabretooth?" growled Chibi-Wolvie. Pyro held Sparky protectively.

"Yes," he said, using the sort of tone that said, 'don't mess with me'.

Chibi-Wolvie popped out his claws.

"He's just sleeping right now," said Pyro desperately. Chibi-Wolvie stood up.

"What? You thought I was going to go after him?" asked Chibi-Wolvie. He waved his hand dismissively, nearly cutting off his own ear. "Ow. Anyway, I have nothing against Chibi-Sabretooth, or Sabretooth for that matter, except an instinctive dislike that I can't help." He shrugged. "It must have seeped in from Logan."

"Can you tell us the way out of here?" asked Chibi-Magneto. Chibi-Wolvie nodded and pointed the way.

"Whoa, gotta go," said Chibi-Wolvie, leaping back up to the ceiling and taking off, looking much like Stitch when he was avoiding Jumba's plasma gunshots.

Logan rounded the corner a second later and ran off down the hallway, pretty much ignoring the Acolytes standing there.

A moment later, though, he turned around and stared at Chibi-Magneto.

"Hi!" Chibi-Magneto waved. Logan rubbed his eyes and stared again. He looked up at Pyro.

"Is that real?" asked Logan, gesturing to Chibi-Magneto. Pyro nodded.

"That's right, mate," answered Pyro. Logan shook his head and began to walk away. "Hey! Wolverine!"

Logan turned back around.

"Could you tell Xavier the chandelier wasn't our fault?" asked Pyro. "Your Chibi was playing Phantom of the Opera."

Logan graciously nodded, then caught sight of Sparky. He growled. Pyro cautiously reached a hand for his fire pack.

"What is that doing here?" Logan asked, not even bothering to wonder about Chibi-Magneto's presence, only going straight to his rival's Chibi.

"Whoa, mate," said Pyro. "He didn't do anything to you!"

Chibi-Magneto floated up between Sparky and Logan. Logan stopped.

"Chibi-Sabretooth is really nothing more than a cat," he told Logan, then, pointing down the hallway, added, "Chibi-Wolverine is getting away."

Logan growled again in defeat and took off.

"Good thing we didn't tell him Sabretooth was on the roof less than an hour ago," whispered Pyro to Chibi-Magneto. Chibi-Magneto nodded.

"HE WAS WHAT?!" roared Logan from just ahead. Pyro and Chibi-Magneto took off.

Meanwhile, in the front hall of the Institute, all the X-Men (except Logan) and their Chibis (except Chibi-Wolvie) were all having a meeting.

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More on the meeting next chappie! I probably won't update for at least a week, if not longer, so enjoy this extra long one!

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You saw the extra scene?! *high-fives you* Congrats!

Never called Acolytes in the show? Hmm . . . wonder where that name came from?

Lady LeBeau - *bows* Thank you, thank you!

Yes, the Chibis are LotR fans. It's only fitting that they should be, right? ^_~

Of course the Chibis are fun! Just don't forget to feed 'em, then they'll get cranky. *whispers* Trust me, I know.

Chibi-Magneto: Too right!
See? *rolls eyes*

Ah, Wanda's first eppie. I've seen that one. I think I might even have it on tape. Do they show the name of the eppie at the beginning or do you have to search for it during the ending credits?

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Whoa . . . can you imagine an X-Men/Discworld crossover?

Vimes . . . Vimes . . . he's the police chief, right? Oh yah! He's like Vetinari's main man, right? Called forth to do practically anything?

Enough Discworld? *chants* NEVER! ^__^

Fiveman – Thank you! You've just proved helped to prove a point! Muchas gracias!