Disclaimer: If I really did own X-Men, this fic would be its own entire storyline. Yup.
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Pyro, carrying Chibi-Pyro and Sparky, ran screaming down a corridor like there was no tomorrow.
A helmet-less Chibi-Magneto floated along quickly next to him, screaming as well.
The reason?
Chibi-Mastermind had gone crazy.
No, I don't know how he made his way into the Xavier Institute either.
Maybe he climbed up and crashed in through a window.
Hmm . . . it better not have been Rogue's window, 'cuz then Remy and Chibi-Gambit would have to kick his butt.
Oh, wait . . . Remy and Chibi-Gambit ARE going to kick his butt.
Because, as Pyro and Chibi-Magneto ran screaming down the hallway, Remy and Chibi-Gambit were chasing Chibi-Mastermind, looking as murderous as they possibly could.
This image of their fury was enhanced even further by the fact that they were each carrying their cards – fully charged cards.
Heh . . . charge cards.
Chibi-Mastermind had just realized that he could manipulate Remy and Chibi-Gambit into not hurting him and was about to do so, when they all burst through a door. They kept running, not realizing that there was a staircase directly in front of them. They took a quick tumble down the steps into the main hall, knocking into various X-Men.
FLASH TO A MINUTE AND A HALF EARLIER!
"We can't keep them!" shouted Scott, pointing to Chibi-Nighty. "They're a menace!"
"Hey, point to your own," protested Kurt. "I LIKE my Chibi!"
Chibi-Nighty grinned and teleported to Kurt's shoulders. They both laughed.
"Ah like mine," said Rogue, who had left her room right after Pyro had seen them giggling, leaving her door open.
Chibi-Rogue nodded. "We can giggle about Ga-"
Rogue clapped her hand over her Chibi's mouth. "Remember, NO TALKING ABOUT THAT?"
"Oh, yea. . ." said Chibi-Rogue. "Sorry."
"I don't like mine," said Jean, glaring at her Chibi, who glared back. "She thinks she's stronger than me!"
"I am!" countered Chibi-Jean.
"No, you're not!"
"Yes I am!"
"No you're not!"
"Am too!"
"Are not!"
"AM!"
"NOT!"
"AM!"
"NOT!"
"Children, please," began the Professor, then stopped. He quickly rolled away from the rest of the group.
No, I don't know why he didn't warn anyone else either.
The doors clattered open and out came Pyro, Chibi-Pyro, Sparky, Chibi-Magneto, Remy, Chibi-Gambit, and Chibi-Mastermind. They tumbled down the steps in the same way mentioned earlier.
A moment of dazed confusion later:
"Sorry 'bout that, mate," said Pyro from where he was lying, having just bowled over Beast.
Beast got to his feet and loomed over him.
Pyro waved.
"I thought all of you had gone home," said Beast, offering him a hand. "Colossus and his mini and the Brotherhood and their minis left a half hour ago."
"Nope," answered Pyro, hopping to his own feet, "We were on the roof and got lost trying to come back down here." He looked around for Chibi-Pyro and Sparky.
Chibi-Pyro was lying face down by the steps, still unconscious even after all that screaming and tumbling and maniacal laughing.
Pyro dashed over and scooped him up.
"Wake up!" he said, poking him, then pushing him into Beast's arms, added, "Help him!"
"Why is his pants all charred?"
"NEVER MIND THE PANTS!" screamed an angry Chibi-Magneto from the other side of the steps, where he was pinned under the still-sleeping Sparky. He himself had been knocked out for about thirty seconds, and now had a monster of a headache.
Hence his screaming and irritation.
"Ow . . . my head," said Chibi-Mastermind from over by the door. He blinked. "And my arms . . . my legs . . . my insides . . . ugh." And he promptly passed out.
Remy stood by the door, holding Chibi-Gambit, both seemingly unhurt. They waved, bid everyone else au revoir, blew kisses at Rogue and Chibi-Rogue, and stepped over Chibi-Mastermind before disappearing into the darkness outside.
After a moment of quiet giggling, Rogue and Chibi-Rogue chased after, themselves narrowly avoiding the Chibi by the door.
The remaining X-Men and Chibi-X-Men gathered around Chibi-Mastermind.
"If he's here," began Jean, "do you think there's a Chibi-Mesmero wandering around somewhere too?"
"Shya!" said Chibi-Shadowcat. "We told you all earlier, there are Chibis of, like, every mutant!"
"But we're not sure about anyone else," added Chibi-Magneto, who was still stuck under Sparky, by the way.
"What evil creature would devise such a plan?" wondered Jean. Her own Chibi glared menacingly.
As if in answer to the question, it suddenly seemed that they could all hear a faint, yet disturbing, laughter emanating from all around them.
They all turned around in a circle uneasily, looking about the hall.
When none of them saw anything, they shrugged nervously.
Meanwhile, Pyro took back his Chibi and picked up Sparky.
"'Bout time you let me out from under him," said Chibi-Magneto, standing up and stretching. Then he grimaced and put his hands on his back. "Ow! Chibi-Sabre--"
"Sparky," corrected Pyro.
Chibi-Magneto glared. "CHIBI-SABRETOOTH is lot heavier than he looks." He winced. "I'm going to have Magneto put you all on a diet."
"NO!" cried Pyro. "I need my Peeps!"
". . ."
"Y'know, those wonderful marshmallow candies they sell during the holidays?"
". . . Oh. Yes. Those. I've tried them. They're quite good."
They both looked over at the X-Men, who were still involved in trying to get Chibi-Mastermind to wake up, and snuck out the back door.
Once outside, they took off almost as fast as Pietro himself.
And speaking of Pietro . . .
"And I owe this victory to one person only!" cried Chibi-Quicksilver, holding up a mug in the shape of a lightning bolt. "Pietro Maximoff!"
Pietro glared, not wanting to believe that his Chibi could actually be faster.
The Flash glared at them both, not wanting to believe that they were actually quicker than he was. He, who was supposed to be the Fastest Man Alive!
The Powerpuff Girls clapped good-naturedly, because they're always supposed to be the goody two shoes around. But inwardly, they were fuming with anger.
Well, Blossom and Buttercup were, anyway. Bubbles was drawing a picture of the Chibi as a present.
The audience around them clapped and cheered for Chibi-Quicksilver. The Chibi bowed and walked offstage, where Bubbles was waiting. They linked arms, and sped off into the sunset.
The two remaining Powerpuffs and Pietro just stared after them, the look on their faces being of complete and utter surprise. In fact, it looked remarkably like 'o.O;;;'
Back at the Acolyte Headquarters, Magneto was not having a good day.
This was mostly because the person on whom he was trying to vent his frustration, Pyro, was having a ball playing with the now-awake Sparky.
"I KNEW I shouldn't have let you take them to the movies!" screamed Magneto angrily. "Colossus had to come looking for his Chibi, and you let yours get knocked out!"
Chibi-Pyro, now awake, glanced up from where he was burning a notebook. He also had new pants. "It was an accident, mate."
Magneto sighed. "The only good thing that came of this was that Sabretooth somehow thought you were the X-Men and his Chibi isn't really gone after all. Although I don't understand why he'd want to leave his Chibi with them, with Wolverine." He paused. "Perhaps he needs an eye exam . . . and a cat-scan."
"Sparky was sad to see him go," said Pyro, hugging the half-cat.
Magneto raised an eyebrow. "Sparky?"
"That's what I named him, boss man!" said Pyro proudly. Sparky smiled. He liked his new name.
"I TOLD him he can't call him that," commented Chibi-Magneto from where he was playing cards with Chibi-Colossus. His comment reminded him of his incident at the mansion. "Oh, and Magneto? I think a team diet is in order."
Magneto turned to his Chibi. "Really? What makes you say that?"
"Chibi-Sabre-"
"-Sparky-"
"CHIBI-SABRETOOTH nearly squashed me," Chibi-Magneto finished. "Got any sixes?"
Chibi-Colossus handed over two sixes.
"HE WHAT?!" roared Magneto. "How did this come about?!"
"Chibi-Mastermind went nuts," answered Pyro, looking around. "Are there any baby bottles around here?"
"CHIBI-SABRETOOTH IS NOT A BABY!" both Magnetos screamed at him, then calmly went back to their own conversation.
"Chibi-Mastermind was after us," said Chibi-Magneto. "We don't know why."
"And how did this bring about Chibi-Sabretooth-"
"-Sparky-"
"-'nearly squashing' you?" asked Magneto, ignoring Pyro.
Chibi-Magneto handed Chibi-Colossus a five. "Well, we were running from Chibi-Mastermind, and Pyro was holding Chibi-Pyro and Chibi-SABRETOOTH while running. I think Gambit and Chibi-Gambit were chasing Chibi-Mastermind, but I don't know why. I think it had something to do with Rogue and Chibi-Rogue. Anywho, we crashed through the doors, fell down the steps, and Pyro accidentally let go of Chibi-Pyro and Chibi-Sabre-"
"-Sparky-"
"WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!" screamed Chibi-Magneto. Pyro shook his head.
"No way, mate. Sparky's his name."
The two Magnetos sighed together.
"Sabretooth's Chibi flew right at me, and I got pinned under him," Chibi-Magneto finally finished.
"Why didn't he get up right away?"
"He was sleeping."
"He slept through all that?"
"It would seem so."
"Interesting," said Magneto, looking at the happy Chibi. "I wonder if that can perhaps be used as a defensive strategy."
"I don't think so, Magneto," said Chibi-Magneto. "He snores."
"How loud?"
"Pretty loud."
"Perhaps that can be used as an offensive strategy?"
"NO!" shouted Pyro, hugging Sparky protectively. "He's not going to be part of any of our battles with the X-Men!"
"Why do you fight them, anyway?" asked Chibi-Colossus. "We and their Chibis get along fairly well."
"Well, stop!" shouted Magneto. "You're associating with the enemy!"
"I thought our enemy was the humans," Gambit pointed out, walking in. Chibi-Gambit followed suit.
"Well, they are," said Magneto, "but the X-Men . . . um . . ."
"Yes?" prompted the Chibis.
There was a long silence.
"They go against our principles," Magneto finally stated, and stomped off towards his office. Halfway there, he turned back around.
"Come along, Chibi-Magneto."
Chibi-Magneto shook his head. "I'm almost done with this game. Then I'll be there."
Magneto nodded and floated away.
A moment later, however:
"CHIBI-PYRO! Stop burning that notebook right now and bring it here!"
"What's his problem?" asked Chibi-Pyro innocently, waving his hand over the small remains of the fire, which disappeared.
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Loopy Twiggy - Well, I'm glad you found time to review! I appreciate it! ^_^
Lady LeBeau - Yes . . . seven chappies. . .and I'm not planning to be done for a while! ^^
Don't worry . . . did you think the Chibis had a 90 Day Guarantee? (LOLOL! Maybe I'll find a way to work something like that in!)
Yes, poor Sparky . . . but now he's got a sweet, loving Daddy! ^.^
Hehe, yes, head cream. Y'know, I don't even know where that idea even came from . . .
Lucky you! I've only got a few eppies on tape, and almost none with Pyro! *cries* Wah!
Ponder accusing Harry of stealing his face . . . lol, I gotta read that!
It would be beyond weird, wouldn't it? I can just imagine it now: Forge creates some kind of portal thingy and the X-Men get tossed into UU, and all the wizards are shocked at the girls' powers . . . and the X-Men are amazed at the possibility of a flat planet . . . LOL. Of course, it'd have to be a lot more nuts than that.
*bows head, ashamed* I haven't read Guards! Guards! yet . . .
Hee, Chibi-insanity. Don't worry, more is coming your way!
Kagii - Well, Pyro's a fun character! I know I don't write his accent in much, but that's 'cuz it's hard to do.
Hey, wait! I need him back for this fic! You can have a Chibi though! *pulls out a Chibi-Pyro from a bag* Here! Just don't forget to feed him . . .
MoonlightPhoenix3 - WHAT?! Chibi-Wolvie dare imitate the Phantom of the Opera?! *huggles the Phantom* No one can even come close to his wonderful-voice-ness . . . thing! Nope! ^^;
*hands you a Chibi-Colossus* ^_^ Now, don't forget to . . . *rattles off an entire list of pet care responsibilities* ^_~
Wizardess Gal - Whee! You're back!
Chaotic Boredom - *shrugs* I can't help it! Chibi-Magneto has stolen my heart. *dramatizes this by putting hand over heart*
Chibis Pyro, Wolvie, Nighty, Beast: EXCUSE US?!
Erm . . . you guys too! Honestly!
Yes, Dory and the Squishy. I couldn't help it; it was perfect for that bit!
Hee, head cream. You can see that? Yay!
*shrug* Pirates, Stitch, Pixar/Disney movies, what can I say? They rock. ^_^; (And I can't wait to see the Haunted Mansion!)
Jack da Monkey be King of all Monkeys! . . . right. Had no idea what prompted me to say that . . . ^_^
MistralMikasha and MikoIshtar - Yay! You're back! Ooooh, Chibi toys! Yay! WOW! X-Men PINS! *pins on the Nightcrawler and Pyro ones* ^ ^ Thankies!
Invader ZaiFae - Lightwing makes squealy-human noises for fun? Good hobby!
I haven't gotten to see X2 on DVD yet, and I'm dying of X2 deprivation!! *falls down*
Yep, that was definitely the same Shadowy!
Yes, Evil Fic must definitely live. . . hey, I know we're bringing' Nighty into it, but can we also bring in Pyro? *begs* Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?!?!?! You can bring in Remy if you want . . .
You kiddin'? I wish I could write like YOU!
Aw, thankies. Someone had to save Pyro, and Angel just sort of . . . fell in. Well, I'm glad you laughed. I was hoping that part would look strange.
Thanks! Wait . . . don't die! *looks at Gambit and your Chibi-Gambit helplessly* Er . . .
Fluff Writer – Why, thank you! ^_^ *nods* Yes, yes, and yes! They do rock!
Wanna know what's weird? I wrote the Rogue/Chibi-Rogue parts in here BEFORE you reviewed . . . Woo! I've got some kinda ESP!
Oh . . . sorry, I don't know InuYasha. I've heard of it on Cartoon Network, but never got around to watching it. The only anime I know is Pokemon (I love Team Rocket!), CardCaptor Sakura, DBZ, Yu-Gi-Oh, and a small bit of Gundam Wing.