Jack and Lizzie ran down to the docks where the boats were. They didn't see the Pearl and Jack was all like, "Where's me Pearl?"
And Liz remarked, "The boat. It's gone, savvy?"
"Admirably astute, luv."
Suddenly Lizzie recognized the vessel that was doing the attacking, and she told Jack what had happened at Port Royale and how she and Will had get Jack or the town would be burnt to a crisp with her daddy there and all the people of Port Royal and all her stuff cause she really cared about her stuff and didn't want her teddy bear to be burned with everybody and the town, and she missed her room because she had a bed with lots of pillows and quits and good things and particularly marmalade, which she missed a whole lot and wanted to eat some right then because that would make her happy as would a lot of other things, like getting her mack on with a certain pirate, but she couldn't do that because it would be improper, and she wanted to take a swim in the harbor of Port Royal because there was a nice little bay that she got to missing when she could not swim in it, and she thought she might try out some pirate language because she was sort of a pirate anyway, and she thought Will was a pirate because she said so that day on the battlement when she kissed him in front of her daddy and god and everyone and some people who she didn't know and maybe the crew of the Pearl if they were looking at her through a spy glass because Gibbs sort of had some fetishes as she remembered, and she wouldn't be surprised if that happened because it could, and she didn't want her daddy to die with her teddy bear and Port Royal, and that wouldn't be cool because—
At this point, Jack grabbed her shoulders and shook. "LIZZY! You and Will betrayed me! You've set me up, haven't you!"
Liz blinked. "What? Jack, we haven't set you up at all. We need you to come back or everyone in Port Royal will die! Don't you understand?"
"What I understand is that I've been betrain, luv! You've betrain me!"
"But Jack, I wouldn't betray you!" And saying such, she started crying because she was upset that Jack thought she had betrayed him.
"I don't believe you!" He went to the horse that was standing conveniently nearby and leapt onto it and started galloping away.
So Lizzie jumped on that other horse and called in her shrill Elizabeth-Swann-Governor's-daughter voice, "You get back here, Jack Sparrow!"
And Jack yelled back in his usual humorously romanticized piratical fashion, "Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
But she chased him because she didn't like to take orders, particularly not from a blackguard like Jack Sparrow.
Meanwhile, Will woke up from his knock on the head and decided to leave the ladies of the evening house. As he stepped outside, he heard cannon fire.
"I know those cannons!" he shouted, and this time he did know those canons because the same pirates who attacked Port Royal and wanted Jack Sparrow in chapter one are the ones who are attacking Port Au Prince now. Will took his knife and charged at the pirates, wanting to cut them as to prevent anything from happening to Miss Swann, who he thought was lollygagging about somewhere in the port but was really chasing Jack on a horse.
A/N: Chapter 3 is complete and even remastered. Take a few seconds of your valuable time to review us and get a root beer flavored dumdum.