A/N: Okay! 10th Chapter is here! This time, Kira and Athrun will surely die! (insert manically evil laugh here)

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At the emergency room…

"Are you sure it's okay if we stay in the emergency room? I mean, aren't there other patients that need the facilities?" Athrun asked, looking around for unlucky patients who can't be treated because of them.

"Relax! This is a full scale replica of an Emergency Room! Everything here is a fake!" Kira shrugged his shoulders and dropped back into the operating table.

"Are you sure?

(voices from another room)

"Nurse! Scalpel please!" a male voice shouted.

"Impossible! The scalpel's welded into the tray!" a female voice shouted back.

"Doctor! The anesthetics are nothing but water! The oxygen tanks contain LPG!" another female shouted.

"Crap! We're in a replica of an ER!" the doctor shouted again… and then the patient's heartbeat went into "tooooooooooot…" translating into 'dead'.

"Doctor? What do we do?" one of the nurses asked.

"Tell the family that we were attacked by evil ninjas while we were conducting surgery…"

"WHAT?" all except the doctor asked.

(Back in the REAL Emergency Room)

"Oh boy…" Kira covered his face with his hands.

"Now you've done it… someone just died because of you." Athrun glared at Kira

"Look on the bright side! At least that wasn't us!" Kira tried to convince Athrun, and luckily for him, it worked.

"Well, alright. Things will be uglier if we really died." Athrun closed his eyes.

"Yeah…" Kira closed his eyes as well.

Both of them were on their way to slumber-land when the doors flew open, literally, and a female doctor rushed in.

"Both of you, WAKE UP!" the doctor threw two pails of liquid nitrogen at Kira and Athrun. (how they survived, I have no idea)

"Gah!" Kira sat up before he was frozen solid.

"Ah." It was all Athrun could say before he was frozen solid as well.

"Oopsie…" the doctor stepped a few meters back.

"Kira, Athrun… I guess it's your turn to act…" Mwu said, but stood stiff when he saw the two frozen coordinators, "OMG! They killed Kira and Athrun!"

"Umm…" the female doctor, also known as Murrue Ramius, pointed at some random doctor that was passing by and shouted, "YOU BASTARD!"

"Wait! There is a way to get them back to normal!" Mwu said before running out of the ER. After a few seconds, he came running back with a fire hose in hand.

"What the… what's with the fire hose?" Murrue blinked a couple of times.

"This thing's loaded with hot sauce. If this won't revive them, I don't know what will." Mwu aimed the nozzle at the frozen duo, "…here goes nothing… FUEGO!"

Mwu blasted the two with hot sauce, aiming at the mouth in particular. A few seconds later, Athrun's face was turning red and heavy sweating followed. In a matter of split-seconds, Athrun stood up and went to the nearest water supply he could see… in this case, Mwu's fire hose. Athrun gulped every single drop of liquid from the truck.

"Are you alright?" Mwu asked with a twitching eyebrow. Murrue hid behind Mwu in case something went wrong.

"I'm fine. Why do you ask?" Athrun looked curiously at Mwu.

"Did you know that you just gulped down a fire truck tank of hot sauce?"

"WHAT?" Athrun's face became very sweaty.

"You heard me. A fire truck tank of hot sauce."

"Crap." Athrun's voice squeaked before he rolled around the floor, holding his mouth, "HOT! HOT! HOT!"

After continuing for a few seconds, Athrun dropped down on the floor, unconscious.

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Inside the really slow elevator of the hospital…

"Lacus, how long have we been here?" Cagalli frowned.

"About ten minutes… or more…" Lacus looked at her watch.

"Great. 10 minutes passed and we're only at the 6th floor…"

"Actually, we're already at the third floor."

"WHAT?" Cagalli stared at Lacus in disbelief, and looked at the indicators on the elevator.

Cagalli blinked twice, and before she knew it, the elevator doors opened and they were on the ground floor.

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In the REAL Emergency Room…

After a few minutes more, Kira finally thawed and Athrun finally stopped burning. Murrue proceeded to tell them on what they will do next.

"The two girls are on their way here. The both of you should go ahead and proceed to the morgue. We'll stall them. There are two bodies there that were modified to look exactly like you. There are also security uniforms there. Change into the uniforms, then we'll call you." Murrue threw the keys to Kira.

"Security uniform? What for?" Kira gave Murrue a puzzled look.

"Just do as I say!" Murrue shouted and pushed the two teens towards the second pair of doors.

"Alright! Alright!" Athrun and Kira said as they walked off on their own towards the morgue.

"That makes me wonder… how would the girls react if they really thought we were dead?" Athrun put his hands in his pocket.

"I don't know. If the circumstances were different, I suppose we could ask them directly. However, there are problems that cannot be ignored. One is that you're father's very strict. The fact that you'll ask Cagalli may put her life in danger." Kira rolled his eyes towards Athrun.

"You're right. Everywhere I go, I always see one of my father's men, spying on me…" Athrun sighed.

"Right. Aside from your problems, I have my problems as well. Before you called me to meet at the lake, I received an e-mail from George Alster. It included a copy of the agreement between him and my foster father."

"Agreement? About what?"

"Marriage… I've been set up with Fllay." ,and with that, Kira became pale… VERY pale.

"Kira… my condolences…" Athrun looked down on the floor. Kira remained silent, until he eventually stopped walking. Athrun, in the other hand, kept walking while looking back on his doomed friend, when suddenly, he hit a large metal door.

BAM!

"Ouch…" Athrun rubbed his face, "Kira, when you saw the door coming, you should've told me."

"Sorry… I thought you knew that the door was there." Kira smiled and opened the door. Athrun followed Kira and closed the door behind him.

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Meanwhile, in the Sahara…

"Dad… please prepare a decent burial for me… I'm dying here…" Dearka cried as he looked at the sky.

"ALRIGHT! Enough rest! Let's go!" Miriallia shouted as she tugged on a rope, which had a fully-tied up Dearka on the end, dragging him through the scorching sand.

"Dang." Dearka's eyebrow twitched as he was being dragged.

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A/N: There's the 10th chapter! Woohoo! After the next chapter, the updates on "Future Hokage will resume. After I finish a chapter in that, I will update this next. The cycle will repeat itself until the story ends, thus ensuring even distribution of updates. Please Review!