Jack rode the horse until he reached another boat farther down. It was a big boat: a little ship, if you will. Someone who knew something about ships might call it a sloop.
Liz rode up behind him and de-horsed.
Jack, deciding it would be more beneficial to him if he let Elizabeth help him ready the boat to sail, hopped off his own steed. "Come on, luv, we're gonna take that ship." He could just throw her overboard later if she got to be too much of a hassle, and he was pretty sure she would.
"We're going to steal the boat?" asked a curious and unsure Liz. She was somewhat dazed from the horse ride; horses didn't agree with her ladylike constitution.
"Commandeer, luv. Nautical term." Then he muttered under his breath, "Didn't Will teach you anything?"
And so, they boarded the boat and made it ready to sail.
Meanwhile, Will was fighting off the attacking pirates who had originally attacked Port Royal but were now attacking Port Au Prince. While engaged with one particularly menacing dude with stinky breath, he asked, "What are you doing here?"
The random pirate replied, in a forebodingly dark voice, "Don't worry; we're leaving pretty soon."
And sure enough, the pirates left pretty soon.
Meanwhile, on the Black Pearl, the crew was confused. No one knew what was going on.
"Where the bloody Hell are we, savvy? Why aren't we at the docks?" wondered Gibbs. He began to pace as the other crewmembers, not having an answer to the question, looked on in astonishment.
Meanwhile, Jack and Liz began to drive the ship away from Port Au Prince.
"Wait, Jack! We can't leave Will. We must go back for him at once!"
"No time for that, luv. We have to find me Pearl."
And with that, he waved Port Au Prince a goodbye with his had, "Good-bye, Port Au Prince," hoping his next visit would include at least 11 days of uninterrupted drunken peace. In the meantime, he needed to find his ship.
Meanwhile back in Port Au Prince, Will Turner got to the docks just in time to see Jack and Lizzie leaving, and no amount of waving his arms would get them to turn back "Ahh shucks," said Will.
So, he figured since he was abandoned in Port Au Prince, he might as well go to the pubs and try to find a pirate ship to hitch a ride with. He ended up in a karaoke bar, where he proceeded to drink away his sorrows.
Meanwhile, back at the Pearl, Gibbs, in a flash of possibly (but not very likely so) divine inspiration, ordered the crew to begin sailing back the way they came.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...err, sloop that Jack and Lizzy had commandeered, "Where are we going?" asked Liz, who was angry but figured it wasn't a good time to jump off the ship and swim back for Will because it would totally mess up her hair.
"Why. where ever the wind takes us, luv, savvy?"
And so, they sailed with the wind, in the general direction of...well, that's not important.
A/N: Well here's chapter 4. Do excuse the long time between updates. We'll work harder in the future. Review and receive a dried out purple marker.
Shout Out: The Librarians would like to thank Mistress Zky for reviewing and giving us some writing advice. You can currently find Mistress Zky sailing about happily on her boat, Ragazza Nuda, sucking on her dumdum while flipping through her Victor's Secret catalog.