A/N: Okay! Here's Chapter 11! From now until they show non-filler episodes of Naruto, I will focus on my two Gundam SEED fanfics.

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20 minutes have passed since Athrun and Kira changed into the guard's uniform. Complete with contact lenses and wigs, Murrue also left them a piece of paper each. Both of them opened the paper at the same time and read it out loud.

"Kira Hibiki…?" Kira's eyebrow twitched.

"Alex… Alex… crap." Athrun sighed.

"What? You're pseudonym is Alex Crap?" Kira asked with a surprised tone.

"No it isn't!" Athrun shouted as a vein became visible on his forehead.

"Oh yeah? Well whatever it is, I'm sure it's better than Kira Hibiki."

"Yeah right! Kira Hibiki is way better than the pseudonym that those two gave me!" Athrun cried like a little kid.

"Why? What did they name did they give you?"

"It's A… Al… Alex… Alex D… Alex Di… Alex………… Dino… crap." Athrun smacked his face with his palm.

"Alex Dino Crap?" Kira tilted his head.

"NO, YOU IDIOT! THE NAME THEY GAVE ME IS 'ALEX DINO'! THAT'S WHY I SAID 'CRAP'!" Athrun shouted.

"Oh… so you're now Alex Dino… sounds like dinosaur to me…"

"That's exactly the reason why I hate this name!"

"Oh… I get it. I think I'll keep Kira Hibiki." Kira stuck out his tongue to mock Athrun.

"Fine. Now I'm officially a dinosaur." Athrun sighed and leaned on the wall.

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Outside the Morgue's metal doors…

"Well, we finally found it…" Cagalli said, looking a little pale.

"Yeah… are you sure you want to proceed, Cagalli?" Lacus asked.

"Sure." Cagalli simply nodded and proceeded to open the door. A cold, eerie breeze met them as soon as they opened the door. They slowly walked in and went around the corner to the body storage.

"Hello. How may we help you?" Kira and Athrun… errr… I mean Alex… greeted the two ladies with big smiles and closed eyes, thinking it was one of those relatives for the many dead people in there, but they were frozen solid as soon as they saw the people that entered.

"Lacus?" Kira's mental voice squeaked.

"Cagalli?" Athrun/Alex's mental voice, on the other hand, trembled.

"Are there anyone here that go by the name Kira Yamato and Athrun Zala?" Lacus asked.

"Yes, I believe that they're over here." The two 'dead people' guided the ladies to their 'bodies'. Upon removal of the sheet of cloth that covered them, the two girls, even Kira and Athrun themselves, were shocked to see their bodies there. Kira and Athrun glared at each other, communicating through Morse Code using the blinking of their eyes.

Kira and Athrun's blinking Morse Code Conversation… (will be put in Italics)

"What the…? Are those bodies ours?" Kira blinked as fast as he could.

"I'm not sure… maybe we really died and these girls have a sixth sense?" Athrun tried to blink all that in a few seconds.

"There's only one way to find out! Athrun, touch Cagalli's breast."

"WHAT? Are you crazy? I'll end up dead!"

"If you ARE already dead, she won't be able to punch you."

"Fine. I'll give it a try." Athrun sighed and prayed for the best, then did what Kira told him to. Cagalli blushed upon feeling Athrun's hands wherever they were and closed her eyes. All of sudden, her eyes opened, glowing like the eyes of the Strike, then she gave him a super powerful uppercut, making him bounce from the ceiling to the floor in three repetitions before landing on one of the unoccupied tables.

"PERVERT!" Cagalli shouted as she put her hands around her chest. Kira, on the other hand, ran to his best friend's aid.

"Barney!" Kira shouted as he shook Athrun violently, "Are you alright?"

"Yes…" Athrun swayed after being shook by Kira, "…and my name's not Barney."

"Oh… sorry, Godzilla." Kira scratched his head.

"It's not Godzilla either…" Athrun's eyebrow twitched.

"Oh… right. Sorry again… Dino (die-noh)…"

"It's not 'die-noh'! It's 'dee-noh'!" Athrun shouted.

"Oh… okay. DEEE-NOH." Kira said, stretching the 'ee' sound.

"Better." Athrun said.

"Are you done back there? Pervert and Clueless?" Cagalli shouted.

"Clueless?" veins began popping on Kira's head.

"Pervert?" Athrun did the same thing.

Both of them faked a smile and turned to the princess.

"Yes! We're coming!" both of them answered at the same time before going to the two girls.

"Please give these two the highest care and priority." Cagalli said as tears slowly fell down her cheeks, "…that brown haired idiot is my brother, and that blue haired moron… well, I love him, so please, take good care of them."

"I… I will. I promise." Athrun's voice broke as tons of emotional agony stacked on his heart.

"Mister…" Lacus was about to say the name, but since she didn't know it, read the surname written on the name plate, "Mr. Hibiki, please take care of her brother's body. He means the world to me."

"Sure thing." Kira said, experiencing emotional knives stab him multiple times, "If I may ask, was he aware of that before he… umm… died?"

"I'm not sure. I haven't really told him in words, but I tried to show it to him…" Lacus got tears on her eyes as well. Kira was about to reach out and wipe her tears, but stopped himself before he got busted.

"Well… please excuse us. We'll just send someone to pick them up." Cagalli and Lacus said.

"Sure…" Kira said, trailing off as he spoke. After that, the two ladies left the Morgue.

"Damn! If only the circumstances were different, none of this would have happened!" Athrun shouted as he drove a scalpel on the 'dead Athrun's' stomach.

"GAH!" the dead Athrun shouted before falling back into the table. Kira checked the tag on the wrist and read the name.

"Athrun, that's Yuna Roma Seiran! He was admitted here yesterday for having been bitten by a mosquito!"

"What? So he was still alive?" Athrun's face became pale.

"Apparently, yes." Kira nodded.

"OMG! I killed Yuna!" Athrun shouted.

"You bastard!" Kira shouted as he stabbed the 'dead Kira'.

"GAH!" the dead Kira shouted before falling back into the table. Athrun checked the tag on the wrist and read the name.

"Kira, that Heine Westenfluss… he was admitted here yesterday after a small pimple was seen on his face!"

"What? So he was still alive?" this time, Kira's face became pale.

"Apparently, yes." Athrun nodded.

"OMG! I killed Hiney! Err… I mean Heine!" Kira shouted as he looked at his bloodied hand.

"You bastard!" Athrun threw a scalpel at Kira, which Kira dodged, given his Coordinator capabilities. The scalpel, on the other hand, cut the main wire that connected the hospital to the power company. Being the only source of electricity, the wire that was cut led to the hospital's total blackout.

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Meanwhile, at the REAL Emergency Room…

Lord Djibril was undergoing plastic surgery when the lights went out. The doctor who was holding a scalpel, accidentally cut Djibril's throat, killing him instantly.

"Oops." The Doctor stared at the scalpel after his eyes have adjusted to the darkness.

"OMG!" one of the nurses used a flashlight to look at Djibril, "You killed Djibril!"

Mwu, who was hiding in the other room with Murrue, heard what was going on and gave his response.

"You bastard!"

"Doctor? What do we do?" one of the terrified nurses asked.

"Simple. Tell Blue Cosmos… or LOGOS… or KFC that we were attacked by evil ninjas when we were conducting the operation."

"What the…" all the nurses in the Emergency Room asked in unison.

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A/N: Well, there it is. The most deaths in my fanfic… don't worry, "THEY'LL BE BACK."… Anyway, some errors here are intentional, such as:

1 ) the pimple reason from Heine

2 ) the mosquito bite for Yuna

3 ) Plastic surgery in an ER

Others may not be mentioned, but they are intentional.