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If Owls Were Intercepted...
Hey Gins!
How are you? I just lost my chief sports reporter, and I post an ad in my own newspaper for one. How does this sound?
Our dear reporter, George Trent, has left us. If you think that you are qualified for this job, please contact:
Hermione Granger
Head of Daily Prophet
Wadya think?
Lots of Luv
Hermione
Hey Herms!
I'm fine, and what happened to George? He seemed quite young and healthy to me? In fact, he's quite cute! If Harry were out of town
one night…
Love Gin
Ginny Weasley!
How dare you think about cheating on your long-term boyfriend and my best friend! You should be happy that you found a good, nice
guy. And he defeated Lord Voldemort! You don't find that quality in many guys. Oh, and George didn't "retire" he kind of got hurt while
reporting at a Quidditch match. He went up-close to see the match, and one of the players fell off his broom, and the broom went flying
and hit George's forehead. He's fine, but he quit because he thought his job was way to dangerous.
Love Herms
Hey Herms,
Relax! I won't cheat on your best friend and the Man-Who-Defeated-Voldemort… Plus anyone could have killed him. He became so old
in the final battle that he forgot what to say after, "Avada"! So my boyfriend isn't really that special.. But I still love him! Did anyone
contact you for the job? So sorry to hear about George.
Luv Ginny!
Hey Ginny,
Yes some people did contact me for the job. These people are so stupid. They are not qualified for the job! But one person was. And that
person happens to be Draco Malfoy.
Yes the blonde one from school.
Luv Hermione
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