The Extremely Crappy Days at Ashfield High:

Chappy Five: The Dinner Party; Part TWO

Mr. Wells knelt down to Joshua's level, smiling eerily. "It's not everyday I see someone putting their hand in a toilet; especially my first day of teaching. Strangely enough, you're one of my students… Does your father know of the little request I made?"

Joshua nodded slightly. "Yes, he does… But, uh, yeah…"

Mr. Wells glanced around the restroom. "Are you done, yet?"

"What…?"

"Are you done with the toilet?"

"Hold on…"

Joshua reached in a little further and felt something metallic and bulky. "Yes!" He grasped it and yanked it out, splashing some toilet water upon himself and his teacher.

"My watch!" he exclaimed before lightly kissing the plastic plate guarding the dial. It was only a moment later that Joshua began to gag. "Oh, crap!"

He rushed over to the nearest sink and began to wash both his hands and watch with a large amount of hot water and soap. However, he had turned the lever too far, and steam started rising out of the soap and water. "Ah! My hands!" he shouted before jolting up. As he was shaking his hands rapidly, Mr. Wells, using a piece of paper, switched the water off.

"Are you all right?" he asked while dropping the paper into a trash bin.

"Yeah, I'm fine; just wasn't paying attention…"

Mr. Wells began to slowly approach his student, his arms folded. "I've known your father, Joshua, for quite sometime…"

"Oh, really? I never knew that… Were you guys, uh, friends, or something…?"

"I suppose so, in a sense…"

"Okay…"

"Tell me, Joshua, have you ever been to a town called Silent Hill?"

"Silent Hill? Um… never heard of it before…"

"Too bad… It's a nice little town, not too far off from here, actually…"

Suddenly, the restaurant shook violently. "The hell was that?" Joshua let out as dust fell from the ceiling. "Oh God, it's an earthquake!" he yelled as a chunk of debris fell and crashed into a toilet.

The toilet exploded as a large amount of water began to flow into the room.

"Crap!" Joshua darted to the door and swung it open, only to see the entire restaurant in utter chaos; a black robed figure was standing on a table in the middle of the room.

He laughed maniacally. "All of you people stay back! I don't want to blow this guy's freakin' head off!"

The mysterious psychopath was holding a bald guy, with his arm, against his chest. A gun was pointed to his head.

The psychopath was, again, wearing a dark robe with the hood down. Calling his face pale would be just scratching the surface, but his eyes were definitely bloodshot.

"I've got this entire place wired up!" he shouted. "That first one was just an appetizer!"

"He must have placed explosives around or throughout the building…" Mr. Wells thought aloud as Joshua noticed more and more sewer water flowing out of the room. "Uh… we have to get out of here…" he stated as the robed guy turned around. "What the…? What're you two idiots doing! I told everyone to stand entirely still and not move!"

Joshua turned to him, trembling. "Hey, sorry! We just had to go…"

"That's not an excuse! Shut up!"

Suddenly, the sound of police sirens could suddenly be heard far off, and the guy cursed under his breath. "Oh, fine! Which one of you maggots called the cops!"

"I did, sir!"

The guy turned to see an oriental man behind a sushi bar; he was by himself there.

"I see… So, you little Chinese fly… You think you can stop me!"

Before anything could be done though, a rush of water busted out of the restroom and into the main restaurant; it began to flood. The robed guy wasted no time and ran to the window, jumping through it.

Unfortunately, the water quickly began to flood the building.

"Well… that was quite an interesting experience…" Joshua's mother stated as they stopped in front of another red light. "It's too bad your shirt got all wet, honey…" she stated, directing it to Joshua while looking back at him.

"It's not a big deal, Mom, we can just dry clean it, or something…"

It was then that a question suddenly popped into the teenager's mind. "Hey, Dad, did you ever know a person named Sydney Wells? You know, my Math teacher?"

"Sydney Wells? No, but he was the guy that wanted to buy a few photographs, right?"

"Yeah, but you don't know him?"

"No, why?"

"Oh, it's nothing… never mind…"

CHAPTER PREVIEW (Because I can.)

So, who was that maniac that wanted to blow up everything? Well, you're not going to find out next chapter, that's for sure! But… there'll be something going on… But what's with that puppy, and for Servo: WHO IS JOSH'S MOM? Well Whatever, see you next chapter!