Title: Chibi Chazz
Authoress: Darka-Chan
Summary: A spell turns Chazz into a chibi for ten days, and if he hasn't found his love by then, things will turn ugly, though they already start out ugly when his brother interfere… CxJ, ZxA

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As predicted it was a long night for them all.

Jaden spend half the night changing his deck, getting new cards, thinking off strategies for his changed deck with the help of Syrus and Chumley and duelling random people all around campus while Alexis and Zane spend the complete night looking up the address where Chazz and his brothers can be.

"For famous people they sure keep their residence secret." Alexis grumbles.

"All we have is a total of twelve different addresses all around the world where their mansions may be suited, and none of them is found twice." Zane mutters with a scowl on his face, fighting off a yawn.

Letting out a sigh, Alexis lets herself lean back in her chair. "Where can they be…" she whispers softly. "At this rate we'll never find them." She chokes out.

Zane pushes her chair away from the computer carefully, making sure it's on its five wheels so that his lover won't fall and seats himself behind the machinery before he opens a new screen and starts to type a link.

Alexis looks at what he's doing from over his shoulder and glares at her boyfriend.

"Zane!" she snaps. "This isn't the time to check your e-mail! Chazz is in danger! We have to find him!"

Zane rolls his eyes at his girlfriend's words. "I'm not checking my e-mail." He answers. "I'm going to mail the authoress of this story to ask her if she can help us." He ads, a hint of annoyance in his voice.

"You can mail her?" Alexis asks confused. "Why didn't you do that before?"

Zane scowls and starts typing. "Because authoress-dearest decided it was fun to let us search all night and not find anything."

Dear Darka-Chan,

Please give us a break and help us find Chazz now because we're really tired and I need a bath but also need that address.

Love, Zane.

"Why did you sign it with love?" Alexis demands, hints of jealousy in her voice, as Zane presses 'send'

"Because she's a sucker for that." Zane replies. "Oh, here's the reply."

Dear Zane,

Nope

Love, DC.

"DAMN IT DARKA-CHAN!" Zane yells out. "IF YOU DO THIS YOU CAN HAVE MY CYBER DRAGON!" he screams, holding out one of the said cards

Almost immediately, a new mail appears with the right address and Darka-Chan runs by to grab the promised card before running away again, leaving the two top-duellists with a sweatdrop.

Unfortunately for the authoress, this isn't what happened, so she still doesn't have a Cyber Dragon which she really wants to have but just can't get A/N: Damn…. But, this is what did happen…

"Zane!" she snaps. "This isn't the time to check your e-mail! Chazz is in danger! We have to find him!"

Zane rolls his eyes at his girlfriend's words. "I'm not checking my e-mail." He answers. "I'm going to mail Seto Kaiba to ask him if he can help us." He ads, a hint of annoyance in his voice.

"You can mail him?" Alexis asks confused. "Why didn't you do that before?"

Zane scowls and starts typing. "Because Seto Kaiba is a busy man and can thus be only used as a last resort."

Dear Seto Kaiba-sama,

I have mailed you to inform you that Chazz has been kidnapped by his brothers. We do not know what will happen to him now, so if you can, will you please mail us the address of the Princeton family?

Thank you,

Zane 'Kaiser' Truesdale.

"What makes you think he'll help us?" Alexis asks as her boyfriend sends the mail. "And how do you know his e-mail?"

"I don't know if he'll help us." Zane replies. "And I got his e-mail after becoming this school's top duellist."

"Oh…" Alexis replies. "Hey, he replied!"

To Zane 'Kaiser' Truesdale.

I am sorry to read that, but some things can not be helped. Chazz' brothers have custody over the boy and thus every right to take him with them.

Yours truly,
Seto Kaiba
CEO
Kaiba Corp.

"DAMN IT!" Alexis yells before pushing Zane away from the computer and typing as a maniac, explaining the situation and adding several threads which she knows she can never fulfil. In the end, the mail looked a little like this;

Listen up you big jerk.

Chazz has been turned in a chibi, and if we don't find him back soon we may never get him back! Now you're going to help us rescue our friend or else I'm going to make sure you wished you would have given us the address the moment we asked for it! You have it, we want it! Now give it to us! Now! Now! Now!

Love,
Alexis

"Lexi?" Zane asks as his girlfriend presses 'send'.

"Hm?"

"You sound like a spoiled brat in that mail…"

"… I made a real fool of myself, didn't I?"

"Yes."

"Great…" Alexis lets herself drop back in her chair again and let's out a sigh.

"Well, at least we have a mail back." Zane replies, clicking the new message.

"Damn that guy is fast." Alexis says with a slight frown.

Dear mr/mrs,

I am sorry to say that you have been banned off of our server. You can mail what you want and we will not receive it. And also, your computer will shut off in 3 minutes and not start again.
That is what you get for messing with our CEO.

Kind regards,
Kaiba Corp.

PS: Do buy your new computer at Mega-World, a computer-shop owned by our lovely CEO: Seto Kaiba-Sama

"Oh shit…"

"Shit indeed…"

"What do we do now?" Alexis mumbles, biting her nail.

"I don't know…" Zane replies shocked.

"Hey… A new mail." Alexis says absentmindly.

"Better read it while I still can." Zane mumbles.

In between the 2.1432 minutes you still have left, here's the address.

SK

"YES!" Alexis cries, grabbing the notebook and pen they used for the other addresses and scribbling the address on it and placing a circle around it, just when the computer shuts off.

"Well, off to Jaden I guess." Zane says with a slight grin. 'And then I can take my bath…' he thinks.

"Indeed." Alexis grins. "Off to Jaden."

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I won't lie and tell you that that was the most exiting chap ever, but this fic didn't have enough humour and in my current mood I wanted it to have some humour. Starting from the next chap, Jaden will search for Chazz, but of course I won't make it easy, hm?

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Well, that was it, ne?

Until next time ¤grins¤