I do not own Drake and Josh...but I wish I did!
thanks for the reviews! Here is chapter 2 this chapter is a little more dramatic. But the next one will have more humor
Megan walked in. "Who was the giant chicken?"she asked.
Drake pouted. "My teacher."
"Drake if your looking for an A that is not the way to go."said Megan and she walked in.
Drake closed the door and sat on the couch. "What am I going to get Kelly for her birthday?"Drake asked Josh.
"I don't know...a joke book? Isn't she the one with the freakish laughter?"asked Josh.
Drake nodded. "No it has to be something good..."said Drake.
"How about clothes. Girls love clothes! CLOTHES"said Josh.
"You morons get her jewelery. You can't mess up that."said Megan.
"Alright that sounds good I'll get her jewelry..."said Drake thoughtfully. "I'm going shopping."said Drake and he left.
Megan stared at Josh. "What?"he asked. "I'm hungry."she said. "I'll order Pizza once Drake gets back."said Josh. "No. I'm hungry for your pain!"Megan said and laughed evilly.
"BACK DEMON!"yelled Josh standing up.
Megan ran after him.
He ran to his room.
There was a loud CLANG and a bucket fell on his head. "MEGAN!"yelled Josh. He could hear Megan laughing. He tried to pull the bucket off. It wouldn't come off!"MEGAN YOU GLUED A BUCKET TO MY HEAD?"yelled Josh.
"Yep. Although I figured you would have gone to your room already. I set it up before I left."said Megan.
"I CAN'T SEE!"yelled Josh and he walked into the wall. "Ow..."he moaned.
Megan laughed.
Josh blindly made his way out of his room.
"Josh!"said Megan warningly but it was to late,Josh took a step and fell down the stairs screaming. "Are you okay Josh?"asked Megan running down to him.
"Medic..."moaned Josh.
"Your not hurt are you?"Megan asked.
"No."said Josh.
"Good!"said Megan and she ran to the fridge and brought ketchup out and squirted it at him. "Here's Ketchup!"cried Megan.
Josh screamed."STOP! STOP! I DON'T LIKE KETCHUP! IT SCARES ME!"cried Josh.
Megan laughed evilly and ran to the bathroom. She got a roll of toilet paper and came back out. "Stand up you boob."she ordered.
Covered in ketchup and still unable to see Josh managed to stand up. Megan began rapping the toilet paper around him. "What are you doing? No stop-" Megan laughed evilly. Once she was done Josh was rapped like a mummy in toilet paper and still had a bucket on his head. Megan grabbed the camera on the floor and took a picture.
"My day is complete."she announced.
"You cant leave me here!"cried Josh.
Megan went upstairs into her room and laid on her bed and decided to watch TV.
Two hours later
Josh had managed to get the bucket off his head and unwrap himself after knocking a bookcase over however. He had taken a shower and was missing some hair from taking the bucket off. Megan came down.
"Is Drake back? I'm hungry."she said.
"EVIL!"cried Josh pointing at her
"GIVE ME FOOD!"she yelled.
"okay okay. I guess Drake missed out. I'll save him a slice."said Josh he ordered pizza and the two waited patiently.
"I wonder whats taking him so long?"muttered Megan.
"Well the pizza place is kind of far. I'm sure it will be here any minute."said Josh.
"Not the pizza guy you boob, Drake!"said Megan.
"Oh. I dunno. He should have been back by now."said Josh frowning.
There was a knock on the door. Josh opened it and excepted the pizza. He put it on the table. "Smell that Megan? That is the spell of cheesy goodness!GOODNESS"said Josh and he opened the pizza. They ate pizza. Drake still wasn't back. Megan seemed upset. "Hey Megan how about we watch a movie."said Josh looking at the clock. it was 8:30. They watched the matrix. Half way through the movie you could here,"So he's the bad guy?"asked Josh.
Megan sighed. "Yes Josh."
"But I thought he was the good guy?"
"He was pretending."
"Whats the different between the red and the blue pill?"
"Alright Josh can it!"yelled Megan.
After the movie It was 10:30. "Josh where is Drake?"asked Megan. "I don't know Meg. Don't worry about it. It's time for you to get to bed."said Josh.
Megan turned and looked at him her eyes reduced to slits. She marched over to Josh. Josh took a step back. She grabbed his shirt and pulled him to the floor. "The next time you call me Meg you will wake up in a testing tube in some secret governmental hiding place get it?."she snapped.
"got it!"said Josh.
"Josh."said Megan.
"Yeah?"
. "Your okay."Megan said patting him on the back. she taped a piece of paper to his back saying, slap me upside the head please "Well your okay too!"said Josh smiling.
"Your still a boob."she said and went upstairs to go to bed. Josh looked at the clock frowning. It couldn't have taken that long to buy a birthday present. Josh sat on the couch and turned on the TV. he felt something on his back. He tore the paper off. "Megan!"he whispered. He flipped through the channels. Josh waited and waited and waited for Drake.
meanwhile and a few hours ago with Drake
Drake smiled to himself as he knocked on the door to Scottie's brother's house. "Josh and Megan are so easy to fool. And All I gotta do is get some jewelry and come back and they will never know I went to the party."Drake said to himself with a smile. The door opened.
"Drake glad you can make it! Your way earlier than I expected. I thought you couldn't leave because of the penguins."said Scottie.
"Yeah well I found a reason to-did you say penguins?"asked Drake raising his eyebrows.
"Never mind. You have a bad memory Drake. Come in grab a beer."
"I don't drink."said Drake coming it. A bunch of people were dancing. Everyone was mostly over his age.
"Hey cutie whats your name?"asked a red head in a bikini walking over to Drake licking her lips.
"Drake."said Drake coolly. She handed him a beer. "Er...thanks."said Drake.
"Well drink it."she said.
"I don't drink."Drake said.
"Oh come on...what are you afraid of?"she asked smiling at him. "If you drink it I'll give you a surprise."she said with a wink.
Back with Josh.
Josh sighed. He already had a full sweater knitted. He looked at the clock 12:00 A.M. "Where are you Drake?"Josh muttered. He played a few video games before he started to fall asleep. He shook himself awake, blinked exhausted and looked at the clock. It was 3:34 AM. He heard the door open. Josh sat up. He was going to Kill Drake.
"Shh Come on. This way come on."he heard a voice.
"Right."said another.
Josh sat still. "Burglars!"he gasped to himself. He looked around and grabbed a baseball bat. "AHHHH!"Josh yelled and ran into the kitchen swinging the baseball bat. There were three figures. two holding the third up. Josh hit one over the head and they dropped. than he started whacking another.
"JOSH STOP STOP OW"cried the guy.
Josh turned on the light and gasped. It was Scottie, Drake, and a guy he didn't know. Josh threw the bat into the other room. "Sorry...I thought um...you were robbers."said Josh. Drake was on the floor moaning and the other one had a lump on his head and was unconscious.
"You killed my brother man!"cried Scottie.
"Serves you right! Sneaking into a house at three in the morning!"said Josh he looked at Drake. "Is he alright?"
"He's wasted man. You should have seen all the drinks he chugged!"said Scottie.
Josh sighed.
"Anyway I gotta get going."said Scottie he grabbed his brother's legs and pulled him out.
Josh closed the door and helped Drake up. Drake had his full weight leaning against Josh. "Okay Drake you have to help me out here..."said Josh pulling his brother into the living room. He prompted Drake up into a sitting position on the couch. "Drake how could you?"said Josh.
Drake stood up with difficulty. "Hey Bro! hic Whas up buddy?"He said and swayed slightly.
"Josh?"said a little voice. Megan was standing in pink pajamas rubbing her eyes.
"Go back to bed Megan."said Josh softly.
"Whats going on whats wrong with Drake?"she asked.
"Hey Megan!"said Drake.
"Drake?"she said.
Drake laughed. "Show me that...trick. You did yesterday Megan. I want to see the trick."said Drake.
"What trick Drake?"asked Megan confused.
"Megan go back to bed. Drake isn't feeling good right now."said Josh.
"DO THE TRICK!"yelled Drake making Josh and Megan both jump and Drake amazingly made his way to Megan."Do the trick do the trick do the trick!"he yelled shaking Megan violently.
"Drake stop your hurting me!"cried Megan eyes full of fear.
Josh pulled Drake away from Megan.
"LET ME GO! LET ME GO NOW JOSH! DAMN YOU LET ME GO!"he yelled and swung his arm at Josh trying to hit him. Luckily it missed and Drake fell on the floor. Megan's eyes were full of tears and a look of pain crossed over Josh's face. "Come on Megan."he said scooping the girl up and he carried her upstairs and into her room. He put her on the bed. "J-Josh!"she said crying hugging him.
Josh had never comforted Megan in his life. Megan had never even hugged him now she was in his arms crying! "W-whats wrong with Drake? He smells disgusting."she said.
"I know Megan I know. Look Drake didn't mean it. He probably wont even remember it."said Josh.
"B-but whats wrong with him?"asked Megan.
"He's drunk Megan."said Josh.
Megan sobbed. "my arms hurt..."she said. Josh pulled her sleeves up to see marks where Drake had grabbed Megan. His eyes darkened in anger.He was going to kill Drake.
"He didn't mean to Megan. But I promise I wont let him go near you again like that. I'll never let anyone hurt you."he said.
"Why was he so..so angry at me?"she sobbed.
"He didn't mean it. He doesn't know what he's doing. Some people get really mean and violent when there drunk."said Josh holding Megan close to him.
"Nate was never violent. He died! Is Drake going to die too?"she asked.
Josh paused. Who was Nate? "Drake is going to be fine. I promise."Josh said and he fell asleep with Megan still in his arms.
Josh yawned and woke up. It was 10:30. Megan was still asleep. He quietly got up and went down the stairs. He was surprised. Drake wasn't anywhere to be seen! He went to the bathroom and found Drake. He was puking violently into the toilet. Drake sat up and looked at Josh."Oh man...I had a dream someone gave me a swirly...I think it was half way true."He mumbled.
"DRAKE!"Josh yelled.
"shh!"said Drake in pain holding his head.
"I can't believe you!"
"huh?"said Drake.
"You went to that party didn't you?"
"No DA sherlock."said Drake stretching.
"How could you?"asked Josh crossing his arms.
"Oh man don't be like that! I had to go. Scottie was there and-"
"You didn't have to go! Did you even buy Kelly a birthday present?"
"Kelly?"
"Kelly Mrs. Hafer's daughter!"said Josh.
"Oh man I completely forgot..."Moaned Drake.
"Do you even remember what happened last night?"asked Josh.
"The last thing I remember was talking to this cute red head in a bikini."said Drake stretching.
"Well you came home shit-faced and scared Megan!"yelled Josh.
Drake flinched. He had never heard Josh swear. Ever. "Are you mad at me?"Drake asked.
"No. I'm just disappointed. I'm disappointed that my brother disobeyed our parents orders and got drunk! Drunk Drake! I'm disappointed that he came home and terrorized our little sister to tears."said Josh.
A wave of grief passed over Drake's handsome face. "Oh man...what did I do?"he asked.
"You didn't hit her if thats what your thinking. Although you did try to deck me."said Josh.
"Did I hit you?"
"No."
"Well you win some you lose some..."
"Whats that supposed to mean?"
"Just kidding."said Drake putting a charming smile on.
Josh shook his head. "I thought I knew you Drake. I thought I could trust you. I thought I could depend on you. But now I know that I cant! I always thought you were so cool. Someone to look up to. You really disappointed me Drake."