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Drake came home his head pounding. "Hey Brother!"said Josh happily as Drake walked in. Drake moaned at Josh and he sat at the table. Megan was on the other end.

"FEED ME!"she yelled. Drake cried out in pain.

"Shh."He said. Josh gave them some macaroni. "Whats this?"Drake asked.

"Macaroni and cheese."said Josh.

"Is it supposed to be green?"

"It's not green...it's a mustard color"

"Yeah after someone wiped their snots in it!"

Megan herself turned green. "You know what? How about we order Chinese."said Megan.

"Megan you know fortune cookies scare Josh."said Drake.

Josh felt scared just thinking about it. "It's evil predictions! The last one I got said a shadow from the past was going to return!"said Josh.

"and it has. You started up that ask Nancy column again!"said Drake.

Josh glared. "I hardly see that as a dark shadow from my past."

"Well it's a dark shadow from mine."

"Well we just wont give Josh a fortune cookie!"said Megan.

Drake shrugged. "That works."he said. Josh ordered Chinese. Drake sat back in his chair letting his hair fall in his eyes. This weekend was the worst. He couldn't help feel that he was forgetting something though.

"How was your big date Drake?"asked Josh.

"Horrible. My head is killing me. But man she was a good kisser."said Drake with a blissful sigh.

"What movie did you see?"asked Josh.

"I dunno. We pretty much kissed the whole time."said Drake with a devilish grin. Josh shook his head.

The next day

"Man I feel so much better. And I'm starving."Drake muttered digging through a bag of chips.

"You should get ready."Josh said looking at the clock.

"For what?"questioned Drake stuffing a potato chip in his mouth.

"For Kelly's birthday party."

Drake spit out the potato chip and it hit Josh in the eye. Josh wiped his eye glaring at Drake. "I totally forgot!"Drake yelled and he ran upstairs plowing over Megan.

"WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING YOU BOOB!"Megan yelled. Drake ignored her and ran into the room. He had to find a birthday gift! He looked around the room for something Kelly would like. He rummaged through Josh's stuff looking for something. He found a diamond necklace. Drake stared at it. He had never seen it before. It had a gold chain and diamonds all over.

"They can't be real..."Drake muttered and walked over to the window and scratched the diamond against the window. The glass cracked. Drake blinked in surprised. it was real. Where did Josh get something like this? and from who? And would he let him give it to Kelly? wait why waste something that was Worth a lot of money on Kelly? Drake put it back and searched the room for another gift remembering to question Josh about the necklace later.

With a sigh he grabbed one of Josh's yo yos. "I am so doomed."He mumbled and walked down the stairs.

"What did you get Kelly?"asked Josh.

"Um forget about it."said Drake hiding Josh's yo yo and left.

Megan looked at Josh."Well it looks like it's just you and me."she said holding duck tape.

"Now Megan-"said Josh. Megan ran at him. "AH!"Josh yelled and dove into the kitchen Megan hot on his heel. Josh feel and Megan cornered him.

"Were going to have fun Josh."She said with a sly evil grin.

Drake made his way to Mrs.Hafer's house. He knocked on the door. Mrs.Hafer opened it. "Drake. I'd tell you Im glad you could make it but I need to get out of my habit of lying. Well get in and don't touch anything."the English teacher snapped. Drake followed Mrs.Hafer in. The party was in the backyard. There were tons of teenage girls who had dragged there boyfriends.

"DRAKE! ha ha"said Kelly hugging Drake. "I'm so glad you could make it!"

"Yeah"said Drake looking at one of Kelly's friends butt.

"What did you get me?"she asked. Mrs.Hafer eyed Drake like a hawk.

Drake sighed. "A yo yo..."He muttered and he handed it to Kelly.

"OH MY GOD!"she yelled and she laughed. "How did you know I love yo yos?"she cried and hugged Drake. \

"I'm good."He muttered under his breath.

"Your so sweet Drake!"she said.

Drake smiled at her. He walked over to a blonde girl who was sitting alone. "Hey, I'm Drake whats your name?"Drake asked.

The girl looked at him. "I'm Selena. Want to do a palm reading? I can read palms.If you do you will be my first one all day!"She offered.

Drake shrugged. "Sure."He said.

Selena took Drake's hand and started running her fingers on the lines of Drake's hands. "Are you sure this isn't just an excuse to hold hands?"Drake asked with a grin. She smiled at him. "So can you really read palms and stuff? I don't really believe that kind of stuff. I think it's all fake. No offense."said Drake.

"It's your choice to believe what I tell you or not now shut up I need to concentrate."She mumbled.Her eyebrows furrowed and a frown replaced the bright smile.

"What?"Drake asked.

She looked at him with light brown eyes. "Don't trust her."She said.

"Who?"

"Christina."

"Who?"

The fortune teller blinked confused. "Christina! you know you have been hanging out with her!"said the fortune teller staring at Drake. Drake tore his hand away from the girl.

"Alright. I know your upset that your little fortune telling thing didn't work but I don't know anyone named Christina."Drake muttered and he began to walk away.

"Don't trust her."The girl said yet again.

Drake rolled his eyes. "Stupid fortune tellers...why must the hot ones be so weird?"Drake mumbled.

"But Drake your hot."said Kelly appearing out of nowhere.

"Well...besides me."said Drake with a grin. "I'm not weird."Drake muttered.

Mrs.Hafer scowled at him. "I hate you."She mouthed.

"I know"Drake mouthed back.

"Anyway what fortune teller?"asked Kelly.

"Oh the chick over there the blonde one."Drake muttered pointing to the girl. "Oh...Katie yeah she's kinda weird says she can see the future or something. Wanna dance?"

"Sure."

Drake walked home and opened the door. A water balloon fell on him full of chocolate pudding. "MEGAN!"Drake yelled as the pudding dripped all over him. He heard Megan cackle. Drake wiped his face than licked his fingers. "I taste good."He muttered to himself. He looked around. "Where is Josh?"He asked. Megan's grin widened.

"I have no idea."She muttered and turned the TV on. Drake frowned and walked into the Kitchen to get some food. Josh was taped to a chair and a piece of tape was over his mouth.

"MMMM"Josh cried.

"Hey bro."Drake said opening the fridge.

"HMM FMMFM"Josh screamed.

"Alright alright I'll un-tape you."Drake muttered and tore the tape off his mouth.

"OW"Josh cried. Drake took off the tape. "Drake your covered in pudding."Josh said.

"Yeah...I'm chocolately."said Drake and he chuckled.

Josh shook his head. "How was the party?"Josh asked.

"Oh it was great. I took one of your yo yos hope you don't mind I used it as a birthday present."Drake said.

"My yo yos? FROM MY YO YO COLLECTION?"

"Yeah it was um purple"

"NOT GOOD OLD RELIABLE!"

"Er..sorry."

"That was my luckiest, favorite yo yo!"

"Well now it's your luckiest favorite yo yo in Kelly's hand."

Josh scowled at Drake.

"But there was this hot chick. But she was creepy. She said she was a fortune teller or something. She told me not to trust some girl named...oh what was it.. Carrie or something."Drake muttered.

"Hmmm weird. Maybe you will meet someone named Carrie and you shouldn't trust her."said Josh. "You really believe in that future crap?"

"Yes I do! Why do you think I avoid fortune cookies? Because they are Evil. EVIL I say!" Drake shook his head. The fortune teller's voice still ringing in his head, don't trust her.