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And I still do not own Drake or Josh. But I have hopes .

The next day their parents came home. Drake was sprawled out on the couch dreading school the next day eating potato chips watching Josh play video games.

"Where back!"said Walter brightly.

"Dad!"said Josh warmly and giving his dad and mom a hug. Megan ran down.

"Mommy Daddy!"she said sweetly and hugged them both. She was wearing a long sleeved shirt.

"Oh Megan it's really warm out why don't you get into something short sleeved?"asked Audrey.

"Oh um I'm fine!". The shirt was to cover the bruises that Drake had left.

"Well Hello Drake!"said Audrey.

"hi."said Drake stuffing chips in his mouth.

"How was your weekend?"

"bleh."

"Drake has something to tell you two don't you Drake!"said Josh.

"Huh?"mumbled Drake looking at Josh stupidly.

"About something Drake did!"

"Oh right."said Drake remembering he told Josh he would tell them about getting drunk. What was he supposed to tell them. "well you see, this weekend I went to a birthday party is was fun. Bye bye now."said Drake running up the stairs.

"Oh thats nice."said Audrey.

Josh went upstairs angrily."DRAKE!"He yelled.

"Yo."replied Drake playing his guitar.

"You promised me you would tell mom and dad!"said Josh.

"Oh come on man! I don't have to tell them do I? It will be better if we don't."

"Drake you promised me! I can't believe your not going to tell them!"said Josh throwing his hands in the air.

"Would you? Why get in trouble when you can easily get away with it?"asked Drake.

"Fine."said Josh and he left.

"Josh! Come on Josh!"said Drake going after him.

"Leave me alone! I don't want anything to do with you anymore! At all!"said Josh.

"Maybe you should wear that dress you wear when you do that ask Nancy column. You know the dress makes you feel better!"said Drake.

Josh scowled at him and stomped down the stairs.

Drake blinked. "He'll get over it."said Drake and he plopped on his bed playing his guitar. His brown hair shadowed his face as he played a new tune for his new song. Megan walked in. "Megan get out of my room!"yelled Drake.

"No."replied Megan and she walked over to him. "So how is your guitar?"she asked.

"Fine. Why are you asking how my guitar is?"asked Drake.

"Oh just wondering. Cherish your guitar Drake...while you can."said Megan a smile tugging at the edge of her lips and she left.

"What was that about?"Drake questioned. He than examined his guitar.Drake put the guitar down and walked into the hall way. "Megan what did you mean about my guitar?"questioned Drake. He let out a gasp as he slipped on the floor which was wet and he fell on his back. "Ugh man..."he muttered. His brown eyes stared at the ceiling where a bucket was being held by a piece of string. Megan laughed and the bucket tipped and a yellow thick substance fell on Drake. "MEGAN!"Drake yelled.

"MOMMY MOMMY look what Drake did!"yelled Megan throwing the bucket into her room and closing the door. Audrey ran upstairs to see the floor covered in melted cheese. Drake was on the floor in the cheese in fact covered with it.

"Drake what are you doing?"asked Audrey.

Drake sighed. "Um...making cheese angels?"

"Clean this up!"said Audrey and she went down the stairs. Megan smirked at Drake. Drake cleaned it up and took a shower. He went down the stairs and sat next to Josh.

"Hey bro."said Drake.

"I think I heard something, it must have been the wind."said Josh.

"Josh don't be like that! Look I know your mad at me. How about I make it up to you? I'll tell you what I won't make fun of your boxers that have the hearts all over it."Josh said nothing and stared at the TV. "Josh!"said Drake.

"I'm not talking to you until you tell Mom and Dad!"said Josh.

"Well than your not going to be talking to me for a long time."Drake said he stood up and went in the kitchen. "I'm going on a date."Drake told Walter and he left. He was meeting Sam at the movies. He was a

little early. He walked in the theater to see Sam there with a long black trench coat on and black sunglasses. She was with two men. One was a real muscular man with black hair and a mustache. The other one was scrawny and bald.

"Give this to number 1. Tell number 1 it's very important."she said handing them an envelope that she took out of her trench coat. The envelope had something scrawled on it. Drake looked at it carefully. Code: 4181115. Message about: 5 and 4. What did that mean?

"Thanks 16. We will be in touch."said the man.

"Alright. Good luck 8 and 12."she said. The two men left. She looked around. Drake crouched behind the wall. She took off the sunglasses and put it in a near by plant. She took off the trench coat and put it under the pool table. Under it she was wearing a short red dress. Drake came out. "Drake there you are!"she said and giggled.

"DID SOMEONE SAY DRAKE?"yelled a voice. Helen came out. "DRAKE!"cried Helen and she gave Drake a hug.

"Hi Helen."said Drake.

"There's my golden boy! Come to see a movie?"asked Helen.

"Yeah with my date, this is Sam."said Drake.

"Nice to meet you! Your lucky! Only the best date Drake. Oh child you can get in free! Just take it as an early birthday gift from Helen!"said Helen.

"My birthday isn't for six months."said Drake.

"Like I said, Early!"said Helen. The two walked in.Helen looked at one of her workers who was sweeping. "What do you think you are doing?"Helen questioned.

"sweeping?"said the worker.

"Well stop doing that! you were supposed to get me a hot dog."said Helen.

"But you didn't ask me to get you one!"said the worker.

"Sense when do I have to ask?"Helen barked. The boy came back fifteen minutes with a hot dog. "Thank you-WHY AREN'T YOU SWEEPING?"she yelled. The young man jumped.

"You told me to get you a hot dog!"he cried.

"Yes! BUT you were supposed to be sweeping! You can do two things at once you know!"

"I QUIT!"yelled the boy and he left.

Helen shook her head. "I need more workers like Drake."

Drake had his arm around Sam in deep thought. What had earlier been about? Should he mention it? Maybe she was a secret government agent and needed his help to save the world! Was she a secret agent? He had to find out! "Sam I came in earlier and you were kind of doing something mysterious."said Drake.

"Well I'm a mysterious lady."said Sam nibbling on Drake's neck. Drake laughed.

"No I mean you were talking to these two guys and they called you number 16 and you handed them a letter to give to number 1 and it had a weird code on it."said Drake.

Sam's blue eyes lighted up. "Oh!"she said and laughed. "That! I was with Bert and Ernie. Sweet guys. There my brother's friends. My brother's birthday is coming up so me and his friends are setting up a surprise birthday party. My brother usually never gets surprised because he always finds out so we decided to be really sneaky about it. We have number names for us. I'm 16 Bert and Ernie are 8 and 12. There are 16 of us. Anyway number 1 is my brother's girlfriend who planned the whole thing. The letter was coded with numbers so if my brother got his hands on it he wouldn't want to read it because he would think it was something stupid."she said.

"Oh!"said Drake and he laughed.He had been stupid to think that something suspicious had been going on.Sam smiled and kissed Drake softly on the lips. "I'm going to get more popcorn."Drake said.

"Sure thing."said Sam. Drake got up and left. "I think I give you to much credit Drake, your not as smart as you look."she muttered and smiled.

Well thats it for this chapter. Please Review!