Chapter 5

I'LL KILL HIM

I do not and I repeat I do not own POTC or any of the characters other then Evie!! SO GLAD U LIKE MORE STORY!! MORE CRAZINESS AND NORRY TORTURE TO COME!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!

Governor Swann stood with his daughter Elizabeth and her hubby Will as I would like to call him. They were shocked beyond belief. Norrington looked like he was about to loose it, Jack and some woman we're kissing like ravenous wolves and Norrington's soldiers stood their watching them kiss.

Before anyone knew it James snapped. He growled like a wild animal and went to attack Jack. Gilette and the others grabbed James held him back before he cause any bodily damaged. "LET ME AT HIM!", James continued to scream.

"LET ME JUST BREAK SOMETHING. SNAP HIS HEAD OR SOMETHING!! I PROMISE IT WILL BE QUICK AND PAINLESS!!!!", as his wig started falling off making him look like an idiot as his face turned blue trying to get some part of Jack.

Jack licked his lips and for the first time actually felt scared. Bending over he whispered into Evie's ear, "Pet I think yer brother had finally lost 'is marbles", rolling his eyes and pointing at James as he continued screaming bloody murder.

If you looked close enough you could swear that James was foaming at the mouth like a dog. Evie nodded her head as she continued to stare at her brother, "I think we may have angered him Jack".

"We better not tell him anything else other then when he's drunk or unconscious", as other memories passed through his head that would make James go to the looney bin if he found out. Again Evie nodded. "Perhaps if he is in a finer mood we'll tell him some day".

"James calm down please?", as she walked over to her brother and hugged him tightly. "Who is this woman Commodore?", the Governor asked. The moment Evie was in his arms he had calmed down immediately but he still had plans as to kill Jack. "This is my sister Evelyn Norrington".

"Tis a pleasure to meet you", nodding her head to all of them. James turned her around and stared deeply into her eyes. "Evie I want to know everything right now". Evie gulped deeply. Jacks eyebrows raised immediately to his bandanna and began looking around the room for a way out. He was surrounded and had no where to go.

"Well I always knew I was a dead man", as he thought to himself sitting in a chair near Evie. "Well James you always knew I wanted to be a pirate?", as the Governor, Will, and Elizabeth sat down also to hear this. "Well I became one, I became Captain of "The Queen Death", stating proudly. James began moaning in his head.

The Queen Death was one of the most wanted pirate ships in the entire Spanish main and his sister was the Captain of it. "Wonderful how can my day get any worst", thinking to himself sarcastically. "And well as I said I met Jack in France and we became friends and well we saw each other in Fiji and we got drunk......."

"No more please", he continued moaning. A few seconds later he continued. "Well why did you stop?", looking up from his hands. "But you just told me to stop".

"I never said such a thing". Evie looked over to Jack who began rolling his eyes and moving his hand near his head. Then he made a hanging gesture. Evie smiled at Jacks silliness. "Well we made love in Fiji", as her eyes glazed over smiling at the memories.

Jack smiled also happily remembering also. James snorted moaning once again. "Did mother know?" Evie hesitated, "Yes James she knew". James lifted his head from his hands his jaw hanging open. "She wanted to know what happened and other things and she was very happy for me", smiling back at Jack. Jack winked at her his toothy grin shining.

Elizabeth cut in, "James I never knew you had a sister. Oh well welcome to Port Royal Evelyn I hope you enjoy your visit", grinning at Evie already liking her. Evie smiled back as James sat their in complete shock that his mother had been happy that her daughter had been deflowered by a pirate.

HEHE!! I HAD TO HAVE DEFLOWERED SOMEWHERE! PRICELESS MOMENT RIGHT THEIR EVERYONE!! LOL!!