Chapter 8

Damn woman

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Commodore James Norrington and Liliana left the party enjoying a nice quiet walk beneath the twilight of the silver moon. The sound of the crashing waves could be heard and seagulls squealed in the distance.

They strolled inside a rose maze together, Liliana walked besides James, a proper distance between the two. She was calm and smiling up at the Commodore, who in return gave the woman a warm smile. Liliana stopped every once in a while to smell the delicate scent of the roses.

James just stood there admiring her beauty and her figure in the shadows. The moonlight lit her and gave her something surreal. Although, he thought, that could also be due to all the champagne and wine he had drowned.

"So Commodore...you must tell me. Do you enjoy your life? Catching all of those evil pirates and protecting this lovely island?", her voice was honey to his ears. James blushed but he hid it well enough to answer back proudly, "Yes I do Miss. Marquez. This is my life and I live it out protecting the innocent and all those in dire need of safety against such ruffians like pirates". Liliana just smiled back handing her champagne to Norrington. "I do not think I can drink anymore. May you take my glass?", her large innocent eyes encouraging him to do so.

James just nodded and began taking small sips of the sweet wine letting it warm him over. "Commodore? I was wondering if we could take a small walk around Port Royal?", linking her arm with his and gently pulling him out of the rose maze and onto the cobbled streets of Port Royal."Well....wouldn't you wish to return to the party Miss. Marquez?", feeling slightly light headed and nervous. "Not at all Commodore. I believe the fresh air and brisk walk will do us good", as she continued to pull him away into the street.

"Alright.....", taking another sip of his wine. Already he was beginning to feel the effects of the alcohol on
him. Everything looked irregular to him and inside he felt quite joyous
for no reason exactly.

He noticed even through his drunken stupor that is was immensely quiet and nobody could be seen. It couldn't have been that late could it? He felt uneasy knowing that he had a maiden with him and that he was quite drunk and couldn't handle a sword at the moment if something were to happen. In the pit of his stomach he felt worried.

In the meantime Jack and Evie were kissing passionately in the empty hallway as the music from the partydrummed on but they didn't notice. All they noticed were the two of them and where their hands were going to travel next. All of a sudden Evie stopped, breaking her lips free from the breathtaking kiss "Jack, we really shouldn't be doing this. We're guests-' "But pet....it's every pirate's dream ta do it in the governors household", he spoke hoarsely as he grabbed her shirt again an tried desperately to pull it up. She slapped his eager hands away, "Jack I'm worried......". Jack stopped what he was doing and looked up to study her face. "Darlin' wuts wrong?", he cupped her troubled face into his hands gently and looked in her eyes.

"My brother...", she spoke, her voice like a whisper. As Jack heared this he rolled his eyes dramatically.

"No Jack!", she sighed, slapping his arm. "This is serious...that woman that my brother left with… I think I know who she is and I don't like the idea he's out there alone with her right now. This is what I want you to do.", she spoke determined and persistent. "I want you to go out to where ever she has taken him, find James and bring him back". Jack just stood there leaning against the wall, while he give her a lazy look. She HAD to be kidding her… she was going to decline a night of good fondling and steamy whatnot just for him to find Norrington?!?!?

"I'm serious Jack!", she hissed, tucking his sleeve to regain his attention. "I think James is in danger especially since the man is bloody drunk". The only thing Jack did to reply was shrug his shoulders. "Pet...", he said gently, "Listen luv, I'm going to explain this to you again… Evie, your brother is the bloody Commodore!", his hands waved around her face as if the statement alone was not enough. "It's not everyday that he actually has an attractive woman who is winking at him wanting to get a little
frisky...", as his fingers slowly slid up Evie's shoulder, tracing her bare collarbone.

Evie smiled at Jack as he grinned back at her happily thinking her could distract her from the subject. But his happy bubble burst as Evie frowned at Jack as soon as she realized what he was actually up to. "NO! Jack this is serious! You HAVE to go find him!" When he still wouldn't give in, she pouted her red lips and batted her eyelashes, "Please Jack...? Please go find James and make sure he's not hurt", she licked her lips seductively, knowing she could win him over.

He sighed heavily "What do I get if I do yer bloody deed? I mean you're askin' me to leave you behind, while ye look good enough to eat with a spoon…. Or with me bare hands fer that matter", Evie smiled, knowing she had almost won him over and slowly walked up to Jack wrapping her arms around his neck and wrapping her leg around his waist. "Think this Jack.....but in
the bathtub, no clothes.. just you and me, water and steam…", she spoke slowly as she whispered in his ear.

Jacks eyes widened at Evie's bold kinkiness, "Alrighty pet! I will bring back yer brother and after that you and I are taking a LONG bath", speeding out of the hallway through the large crowd and out the doors, he shoved a fat woman to the side.

"MOVE IT WOMAN I'M GETTING SOME SOON!!!!", the woman looked appalled and gave Jack a disgraceful look.

Meanwhile James and Liliana walked down the street. The more James drank from his champagne glass the more he felt the intoxication take over. Liliana just smiled in his direction leading him over to a dark alley. James leaned against the stone wall staring at Liliana and seeing 4 of her. Slowly Liliana began unlacing the front of her dress.

Although James Norrington appeared to be a cold, cool man, he was just like any other man and couldn't help reacting to the undressing woman in front of him… He couldn't keep her eyes off her two now naked beauties when all of a sudden he was hit forcefully in the
face.

James fell to the floor unconscious as Liliana stood over him grinning. Quickly she began to work taking his jacket, his, pocket watch, anything of value.....which was everything. By the time she was finished James laid there naked as the day he was born leaning up against a chicken rate.

If Jack was there he would say the chicken was traumatized beyond belief at the sight that he saw of the naked James Norrington."Not bad Commodore...not bad at all", as Liliana walked away carrying his possessions laughing. And it would have to be our hero Jack Sparrow to find him.

Stumbling across the alley he saw a figure lying in the shadows. He decided to go investigate it. And when he finally saw what lay ahead of the magical rainbow..........He screamed. He screamed and squealed like a girl and he turned away, "OH MY BLOODY GOD!! MY EYES!! I THINK I'VE GONE BLIND!!", as he lost control of himself, he fell against the wall holding himself up as nightmarish sorts of Norry nakedfluttered through his head.

He gulped, "I cannot do this.....Evie has to be shitting me.......that fucking chick left him here and stole his clothes", as Jack laughed at how sad it was that James got his ass kicked by a girl. He sighed, "Ican't do this...I just can't do this...", but then he thought about Evie and her offer of having crazy bathtub sex with him...... Was shagging her in the bathtub worth having to see her brother naked?..................He shuddered at the mere thought of the naked Commodore, but then Jack Sparrow pulled himself together.

"A man has to do what a man has to do". He turned around slowly and got to work. That night Captain Jack Sparrow did one of the most scary and frightful things a man could do. One of the things no man should ever have to go through…

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