Thank you for the reviews, I really appreciated them!

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s.CRY.ed: The True Story

Episode Two: Enter Mimori: No Chance In Hell!

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Somewhere on the Lost Ground...

Random Inners: GET OUT, HOLY SCUM!

Ryuho: No! And just because you said that I will sing about it! Laaaaaaaaa La la la Laaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Random Inners: WTF, his singing is so horrible we're just going to give in! Game over, man. Game over. It's not worth it.

Cherise: Oh. My. God. I thought my voice woke the dead...

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Some Laboratory...

Mimori: The Lost Ground is so full of secrets...And as a evil scientist I have the perfectest plan ever. I will pretend to go to the Lost Ground for Alter User research, while, in fact, I will be stalking Ryuho so he will realize how he really loves me! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Random Scientist Enters.

Random Scientist: ... I would have tired to stopped you but...you're a crazy bitch.

Mimori: Good! It is settled then! I leave at once!

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Lost Ground...

Mimori: RYUHO! OH, RYUHO, WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOU? I would have a plot-significant flashback, but I think some Ryuho-ranting needs to be taking place right about now.

Cougar: Are you whats-her-face Kyuu?

Mimori:...if you mean Kiryu, then yes I am, Mimori Kiryu.

Cougar: GREAT! THEN GET IN THE CAR AND LETS GO GO GO!

Mimori: ALRIGHTY!

Cougar:YOUKNOWSPEEDISTHEBESTTHINGEVERINVENTEDIMEANITISCOMPLETELYAWESOMEDON'TYOUAGREEMISSMIMI!

Mimori:Uh...I have no idea...and it's Minori...Wait!...No, that's not right...Uhh...Mimori..? Yes! That's it!

Cougar: WHATEVA, WHATEVA, I DO WHAT I WANT!

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At Holy...

Mimori: ...Damn, that was some sweet ass ride!

Cougar: You know it!

Cherise: Hi Kids! Today the secret word is "Okay"! You know what to do when someone says the secret word?

All of the HOLY/HOLD Members in the Area: SCREAM REAL LOUD!

Cherise: That's Right! We scream real loud!

Ryuho: What is all the noise about?

Cherise: Oh, I was just announcing the secret word for today. Oh, yeah, and she arrived.

Ryuho: (Looks Down) JESUS CHRIST! WHO LET THE HOMELESS WOMAN IN HERE!

Mimori: I'm not a homeless person I'm Mimori Kiryu. Remember!

Ryuho:...Nope!

Mimori: ...

Ryuho: We are going to have to meet with the commander if fifteen minutes.

Mimori: Okay.

Cherise, Cougar, Ryuho, and all of the HOLY/HOLD Members: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Cherise: You said the word of the day!

Mimori: Oh, snickerdoodle.

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Zigmarl's Office...

Mimori: Don't worry. I promise to do my best and stay out of trouble.

Zigmarl: What? Oh, I don't care.

Mimori: What?

Zigmarl: Tsh...this is my weekend job. I don't care what happens...

Mimori: Such a loyal commander...Ight, then I'm leaving, okay?

Zigmarl and Ryuho: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mimori: (sigh) Whatev...(turns and looks at Ryuho and gasps) OMG IT'S RYUHO! (Huggles)

Ryuho: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGETOFFBITCHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(Hits her off with a broom)

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Outside Zigmarl's Office...

Mimori: I LOVE YOU RYUHO!

Ryuho: UGH! GET AWAY! There is no way IN HELL that I would ever go out with you!

Mimori: Then it is a good thing we aren't in hell, huh!

(Ryuho runs off whilst Mimori is in a rant.)

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Cafeteria...

Mimori: Oh I know he loves me! He is just playing hard to get!

Cherise: Ahaha! Don't think Ryuho would ever love you! Because he loves me!

Mimori: ...What makes you so sure!
Cherise: I have proof! He gave me this! (Pulls out some foil)

Mimori: Ohhhhh...shinny...Damn...he gave you that?

Cherise: Yup! And he told me to throw it away, but I know he meant keep it forever and ever!

Mimori: Argh! That shiny substance tells me that you are a true rival! IT IS ON!

Cherise: ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY! MUHAHAHAHAHA (Runs Off)

Cougar: She is in odd one, ne?

Mimori: Hey...Lion...right?

Cougar: NO! It's COUGAR and that is MY THING!

Mimori: Whatever...Panther.

Cougar: ARGH! Anyway, you wanna go on some distant cliff so we can watch two Alter Users kick the snot out of each other?

Mimori: HELL YEAH!

Cougar: We're off then!

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In Cougar's Car...

Mimori: OH MY GOD! YOU JUST RAN OVER SOME OLD WOMAN! I HOPE SHE IS ALRIGHT!

Cougar: Oh, I she's is fine. I've ran over her before.

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Distant Cliff...

Mimori: (Looking Through Binoculars) Oh, that bitch, Cherise! HOW DARE SHE?

Cougar: What did she do?

Mimori: She LOOKED at Ryuho! SHE WILL FEEL MY WRATH!

Cougar: (Backs Away) Mainlanders scare me...

Mimori: OH DON'T BE SUCH A NANCY BOY! AHAHAHAHAHA

Cougar: (Thinking) Damn, I wish I could leave her here.

Mimori: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cougar ...

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Hospital...

Chief: HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME OUT THERE! A NATIVE ALTER FREAKING CAME AND GOT ME! I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!

Zigmarl: Yeah...but...DID YOU EVER ONCE THINK HOW I FELT!

Chief: ...What the...

Zigmarl: I WAS WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU! YOU NEVER CONSIDER MY FEELINGS!

Chief: Dude...wtf...

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Back on the cliff...

Mimori: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH FWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cougar: CAN WE GO NOW! WE HAVE BEEN OUT HERE FOR THREE HOURS! HOLY CLEANED UP AND LEFT TWO HOURS AGO ALREADY!

Mimori: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cougar: Son of a bitch...

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Kazuma's Mansion

Kanami: Where the hell is he! I WANT MY MONEY!

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Holy...

Kazuma: RYUHO! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! Right after I get off this kick-ass ride! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Yay! New Chapter!

Although I have no idea how I am ever going to finish 26 chapters...It is going to take a lot of time.

Sorry, if this one wasn't as funny.

I had writers block in the beginning.

I hope at least one person gets the "Secret Word Of The Day" reference.

You get 100 Who's Line Is It Anyway points if you can guess where it is from!

Next Episode 2: Everything is Not So Holy At Holy.