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NOTE: This chapter has some things that may not be suitable for children.

"I'm bored."Drake muttered.

"Well find a way to entertain yourself."Josh muttered.

"Mom always said that would make me go blind."Drake said with a devilish smile. Josh blinked.

"You have a dirty mind."Josh said shaking his head.

"I do not."

"Do to."

"Do not."

"Do to"

"What are we fighting about again? Eh never mind I wish there was an attractive girl in here."Drake said.

"I wish Mindy was here."Josh sighed.

"I said an attractive girl weren't you listening?"

"Mindy is attractive."

"Compared to a squirrel."

"Hey squirrels are cute! Don't mess with squirrels!"Josh said crossing his arms. Drake smirked.

"I swear Drake all you think about is the opposite sex."Josh said sitting on the bed. Drake sat next to him. "No no I think of other things to like food."Drake said.

"There are more important things than sex and food."Josh muttered.

"You can't say sex with out blushing."Drake said.

"I can to!"said Josh scowling. "sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex-" and Josh would have continued if a cold voice hadn't interrupted him.

"Indeed." They both looked up to see Laura. Drake started laughing.

"Well I'm glad to see you two are...enjoying your stay here."she muttered.

"hardly."Drake muttered.

"Well we are leaving tomorrow we already have fake I.D.s for you. And you have new names. Josh your Kade Ackers and Drake your Seth Barkley."she said.

"Kade?"Josh asked. Laura scowled.

"Well it's your new name deal with it."she snapped and left slamming the door.

"We have to get out of here."Josh said.

"Do you think Chrissy will help?"Drake asked.

"No I don't think Chrissy will help."Josh sighed.

"How could your own mother and sister do this to you?"Drake asked. Josh shrugged digging into his pocket with something and he smirked.

"What?"Drake asked.

"Nothing."Josh said quickly.

"Alright."Drake said and stared at the wall. "If we ask nicely do you think she will put a TV in here?"Drake asked.

"Not really."Josh muttered.

two hours later

"I'M HUNGRY!"Drake yelled pounding on the door.

"Drake it's not that bad."

"I'M GONNA SHRIVEL UP AND DIE IF I DON'T GET FOOD!"Drake yelled slamming against the door. Josh rolled his eyes. The door opened and Laura walked in.

"What do you think your doing?"she snarled.

"I'm...hungry."Drake said holding his stomach.

"Your going to have to wait until tomorrow once we get to Mexico."Laura stated.

"Mother can't you just let us go?"Josh asked.

"No Joshy. You will like being with me. It can be like old times..."Laura said.

"Right."Josh said looking away.

"Why do you hate me so much Josh?"Laura whispered walking over to him.

"I can barely remember how things were before you went to jail. Then when you were in jail dad would always say don't worry son she will write, she'll call. But you never did. You didn't bother with me so why should I bother with you?"Josh said crossing his arms. Laura looked away and left slamming the door.

"Where did Drake and Josh say they were going?"Audrey said worried.

"For a walk."Walter replied.

"It's been so long...I'm worried Walter something isn't right."Audrey said. Megan listened to her parents frowning. She went to her room and clicked a button she had installed on her remote. It showed the map of the whole town and showed a red dot and a blue dot towards the bad part of town.

"It's times like these I'm glad I planted tracking devices in their shoes."she whispered. She got some gear. "Mom I'm going to go get Drake and Josh I know where they went."Megan said.

"Oh good."said Audrey relieved. Megan headed out and took out a game boy. She inserted what looked like a game and it showed the map of the town once more and the two dots.

"I'm coming boys."she whispered.

"12 bottles of beer on the wall 12 bottles of beer..."sang Drake.

"You take one down pass it around,"said Josh.

"11 more bottles of beer on the wall."Drake said.

"Alright Drake we counted down from 1000 and I'm getting sick of it."Josh muttered. Drake didn't reply. "Drake?" A snore answered him. Josh shook his brother awake.

"I wanna ride the horsey mommy-"Drake said sitting up. Josh laughed. Drake rubbed his eyes yawning. The door opened and Chrissy came in her red hair was gone and was back to it's original brown. "You look better with red hair."Drake said.

"I bet. But I need to change my appearance for tomorrow."she said.

"Look Sam, Chrissy whoever you are, let us go please. Look I got to hang out with you and I got to know you. I know you don't want me or Josh hurt."Drake said.

"Look I wish I could, but I'm not disobeying momma."Chrissy said. "I brought you some food though."she said handing them both McDonald's.

"Happy meals?"Drake asked taking a little neopet toy out.

"It's cute!"said Josh squeezing his and it squeaked. Drake stared at him.

"Come on you can not tell me that this isn't cute."said Josh showing him a green wolf looking stuffed animal known as a Lupe.

"Well I have to go."Chrissy said and she left. Drake started stuffing his face with french fries.

"They don't put enough food in this."he said pouting.

"It's better than nothing."Josh mumbled.

"Josh what do you think it's like being a frog?"Drake asked staring out the window.

"Drake did you get enough sleep last night?"Josh asked.

"Not really. Why do you ask?"Drake asked blinking.Drake sighed. "Do you think we will ever get home?"Drake asked.

"Yes Drake I think we will."said Josh. An hour later Chrissy walked in followed by Laura who was pulling Megan in.

"MEGAN! What are you doing here"cried Josh.

"I came to rescue you..."she whispered looking at the floor. She wouldn't look at them.

"I swear Laura if you hurt my little sister..."said Drake standing up his fists clenched. Laura laughed.

"It took a while but I finally got out of her who she was."Laura said.

"What did you do to her!"Yelled Drake hugging Megan.

"Nothing life threatening."Laura said with a laugh.Drake gritted his teeth and ran to Megan pulling her into a hug.

"Let her go she's just a little girl."Josh said.

"I can't do that she will rat us out. I was thinking of dropping her off at an orphanage in Mexico or just dropping her off on the streets."Laura said.

"No you wont or I'll-"Yelled Drake. Laura slapped him.

"You'll what?"she hissed. Drake glared at her standing in front of Megan protectively.

"I haven't been a very good brother to Megan so far. Hell she needed protecting from me but I am not going to let you do that to her! I will die for her!"Drake yelled.

"Isn't that sweet."said Laura with a dark smirk. Josh walked over and hugged Megan. She was getting a black eye.

"Mother let her go she's just a little girl."Josh said.

"I will. I told you in the streets in Mexico."Laura said with a laugh.

"HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEARTLESS!"Drake yelled.

"It's in the genes."said Josh walking over to Laura.

"But Josh your a teddy bear."Drake said. Laura smiled at Josh.

"He was always a weakling."she said.

"I'm asking you one more time to let my sister, and us go or I'll make you."Josh said.

"You'll make me?"Laura said with a laugh and she hit Josh and than kicked him several times.

"Momma stop it!"cried Chrissy.

"SHUT UP!"Laura barked at Chrissy striking her as well. Chrissy blinked surprised and tears formed in her eyes. Laura turned to Josh. "There is no way any of you are escaping."she asked. Josh stared at his mother than reached into his pocket and pulled out a gun.

"Surprise."He said pointng the gun at her head. Laura stared at him in shock. "Now don't move and take your gun out and put it on the floor."Josh commanded voice cold as ice.