Chapter 9

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Will is sucked in...

"Okay Jack...as long as ye don't touch anything everything will be okay", Jack mumbled to himself as he lifted James up slowly. Already he felt nauseous and wished to drop James. But Jack wasn't all too sure it was a good idea to do something like that and break poor naked Norry's head.

"Goddamnit he weighs a lot...", as Jack started dragging James out of the alley. He had put his coat over James just in case they happened to run into some people that they did not want to run into. Frankly Jack Sparrow wouldn't want to run into anyone or anything at this particular moment and in this particular state. If anyone would see him with the Commodore, oh well, he could already hear the rumours in his mind. The infamouse Captain Jack Sparrow, dragging a stark naked Commodore through a dark alley in the night....Oh, no, that couldn't be good.

Anything was possible in gossipers minds. Jack wasn't sure what he was to do. He couldn't just take Norrington back to the manor. Although the party could be over by now, he guessed, but he didn't want to take the chance. Besides that, he didn't feel like breaking his back over this naval bastard. Even if it was Evie's brother! No, he would just have to take him to the Smithy until he would be able to sort this out.

So off they were on their journey to the smithy. A naked unconscious man, dragged by a gorgeous man who passionately craved to be unconscious. A few minutes later they had finally reached their destination. Jack thanked whoever was up there for helping him make this journey quick. And also thanking him/her/it that they had not run into anyone.

Jack banged on the door quickly with the heel of his boots, since James started to slip through his arms. After a few minutes which seemed like an eternity to Jack, the doors had opened. "Well, well, well.." the blacksmith mumbledbut Jack cut him of instantly, "Will! So good your here!", as Jack shoved pass Will who was staring wide eyed at Jack. "Jack what is going on here??!", he stammered as he gazed at the naked Norrington. "What have you done to him?!!??", as Jack leaned James against the donkey.

"You know William it wouldn't kill ye to help me would it?!", as James started falling over again and Jack quickly reached out and helped him back up. "And I did nuthin' to the bloody idiot! A bloody woman did that to him!",the mere image of the scene that had led to Norrington's downfall sparked Jack's laughter, so he again dropped James on the floor.

"A woman did that to him....You don't think they did......... you-know-what to him, do you?", as Will stared uncertainly at James with a raised eyebrow. "Well William, the woman had to be very desperate and retarded to turn to this...", as he lightly shoved James in the stomach with the tip of his boot.

"Well, anyways, great to see ye old chap, but I really must be off!", Jack rambled as he started to run for the door, but Will grabbed him by the arm, before he could reach it. "OH NO! You are not leaving him in that condition here with me!", as Jack tried tried to break free, with all his mught but his escape attempts were futile. Jack rubbed his head and thought, "For dear William being such a pansy he has a pretty strong grip.

"Will just cover him with hay and let him sleep if off, when ever he decides to wake up he can go back home and take care of himself! But ye see, I have his beautiful, and very willing sister, waiting for me in the Governors home. She is in the tub eager to have sweet bubbly sex with me! SO IF YOU DO NOT MIND GET YOUR BLODDY BLACKSMITH PAWS OFF ME!!!". Again, Jack's pleading was of no use. Will would simply not let go.

"No Jack..she can wait! We have to help the Commodore and find out what happened to him..", as Jack glared murderously at Will. "I really do not give a flying fuck what happened to Norry!". The venomous glance Jack gave Will, was returned by a very dark look from William. They pretty much had a glaring contest from that point on.

Will sighed. "Come on Jack. At least stay for a while and we can try to find out what happened to him", as Jack shook his head and sighed. "I'm turning soft.....That's what Norrington women will do to a man."

"Alright fine. We'll wake him up and I can go back to Evie", as he kept apologizing to Evie in his mind. "Pet I am so, so, so sorry! God I want to be there and play with you and the bubbles but your stupid brother is keeping me away from my happiness with you! Please pet DO NOT GO ON WITHOUT ME!! YOU HEAR ME!!! DO NOT!!! I AM WARNING YOU!!! THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY IF YOU DO!!!!!!!"

"Jack?", as Will noticed Jack glaring at the ceiling. Jack seemed to not hear Will as Jack continued glaring at the ceiling. "JACK SNAP OUT OF IT!", as Jack finally noticed Will yelling at him. "No need to shout mate", as he helped Will to drag Jame's over to the chair. They had finally sat him down.

Jame's sat there his head bobbing to the side. Laying there naked the only form of clothing that was protecting Jack's and Will's eyes from the horrible sight, was Jack's jacket. "God, I am going to hav'ta wash that thing forever....or maybe.....I should burn it..", Jack mumbled. Will patted Norrington on the side of his face, "Jack help me wake him up".

"Will you don't pet the bloody man! What'll happen if the bastard wakes up liking it, eh? Ever come ta think of that?" Jack strolled over, shoved Will aside and slapped Jame's firmly in the face. "JACK!", Will shouted with exasperation. Jack turned over grinning at Will. "What Norry don't know won't hurt him, Will", as Jack slapped James once again in the face. Nothing. James was really knocked out hard.

Jack stood up and cracked his knuckles. "The third times the charm", as Jack punched Jame's in the face. Jame's fell out of the chair as Will yelled. "OH MY GOD!! HE IS GOING TO ARREST YOU AND TAKE HIS SISTER AWAY FROM YOU WHEN HE NOTICES WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO HIS FACE!!!", seeing how the Commodore's face already was slowly swelling up.

Jack just shrugged. "I'll lie...very good at that, ye know?", as Will rolled his eyes. Then they heard it. The unconscious figure of Jame's Norrington moaned. Jack and Will grew silent. Once again he moaned and before they knew it the supposed unconscious figure of Jame's Norrington tried to stand up.

But what was especially bad was that Jack's jacket slipped away from James' body, so when the Commodore stood up.....well, let's just say that he wasn't the only thing that stood up. Poor Jack and Will.....

At that very moment Will screamed and turned away holding his breath. While Jack just like before, clamped his hands tightly over his eyes, "Will...I think me eyes are bleeding! Norrington put some bloody clothes on man! Your gonna kill everybody present!!!" At this moment, Norrington rubbed his eyes, and looked around.

He was at first unsure of what was going on but as he finally got over the dizziness he came to realize that he was in the Blacksmiths to find Turner and Sparrow turned away terrified. "What are they doing?" Then he felt a draft, but ignored it. "Where was the beautiful Miss. Marquez? Had Sparrow and Turner done something to her?

Norrington heard what Jack said...."put some bloody clothes on man!", as James became confused. "What was Sparrow talking about...?", until he felt the draft again. Jame's looked down........and he screamed.

It was the scream heard around the Caribbean. Evie sat up in her bed. She had given up on waiting for Jack. "What was that?", but when nothing else could be heard so she ignored the sound and fell back to sleep. "Oh my dear god! What am I doing naked?!", as James wrapped Jack's jacket around him.

Jack and Will still turned away from him, "Well..you see Norrington, Evie got worried for you so she sent me out to find ye. SOOOOO....I found ye but ye were naked.......and that strumpe, whoever ya were with, I believe did it to ya..", as Jack twirled his thumbs. "Whatever Jack said....", as Will nodded his head.

"But what am I doing here?", looking around the dark Smithy. Anything was possible with Sparrow and Turner. Both pirate's........ "If yer thinkin what I think yer thinking then ye better stop thinkin it! We did nuffin to ye like that Commodore. I love yer sister...not ye!", as Jame's grew angry with Jack's confession.

"I found ye and I wasn't sure wut to do with ye so I took ye here until I could figure out a plan. And that is the bloody truth Norrington". Jame's sighed. He had no fact if what Sparrow said was true but it was only thing he could go on so far.

"Umm...Norrington yer not still naked are ye?", as Norrington once again got angry with Jack. "No Sparrow I am covered", as Jack and Will slowly turned around making sure. "Well we better take ye back to the Governors mansion, so Evie can stop worrying about ye", as the three of them left the Smithy back to the manor.

It was late in the night. Probably around 2 am in the morning and they were lucky. They wouldn't run into anyone or at least hopefully no one. After about a half hour they had reached the manor. Jack ruffled on the door, but the moment the sleepy servant had laid eyes on the threesome, he immediately shut the door in there faces, squealing.

"God I hate these people!", as Jack started banging on the door asking for Evie. The servant, unsure what to do, ran over to Evie's room and knocked. "Miss Evelyn, there are three men at the door, who wish to speak to you". Evie slowly got up, rubbing the sleep from her eyes, and cursed, anything but under her breath.

"Who the bloody hell would want to talk to me at a time like this?!", as she stumbled through the hallways, walked down the stairs and finally opened the door. The image that stood in front of her that very moment would never leave her thoughts.

Her dear brother standing there half naked in Jack's jacket, and Will and Jack terrified to even look at him. "Oh lord...what happened?", she stammered, looking from James to Jack, from Jack to Will and vice versa. Jack immediately ran into her, hugging her tightly. "Jack darling, what is going on...?, as she continued to look at her brother.

Jame's sighed. "It is an immensely long story Evie", as Jame's and Will both entered the manor. Jack had not let go ever since. "Never again am I going near your brother...", he whispered in her ear. "James what did you do?", as she mouthed out her words looking angry at her brother.

"I DID NOTHING! WHY ARE YOU TAKING HIS SIDE!", as Elizabeth came down the stairs being awakened from the yelling. "What is going on here Evie?", yawning when she noticed Commodore Norrington half naked, her future fiancé continually rubbing his eyes. And Evie holding Jack as if he was a scared child, cooing in his ear.

To be continued.....

HEHE!! CRAZY NIGHT FOR POOR WILL AND JACK!! HOPEFULLY IT WON'T BE ALL THAT BAD LATER......YEAH RIGHT! LETS JUST SAY IT GETS WORST AND WORST FOR OUR HOT HEROS AND OF COARSE HEROINE!!!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!! JACK WILL START TO WONDER IF BEING WITH EVIE IS WORTH IT WITH THE TROUBLE SHE BRINGS!!!!!!!! THANKU MY WONDERFUL BETA!! DUTCHESS OF DOOM! WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO WRITE THIS STORY WITHOUT HER!!!!!!!