Chapter 10

Wedding bells! And meet the family

HEHE! THANKU EVERYONE FOR LIKING THAT CHAPTER! NO WORRIES ABOUT NAKED NORRY! I WILL TAKE PITY ON JACK AND WILL! WELL...OKAY A LITTLE MORE TORTURE FOR JACK! BUT HE GETS SOME HAPPY MOMENTS TOO! SO NO WORRIES! WELL READ AND REVIEW!

Elizabeth sighed"On second thought, I think I've changed my mind. I really do not wish to know", as she walked over to Will she kissed him on the cheek and went back upstairs.

Jack mumbled"Goodnight Lizzie", as Elizabeth dragged herself up the stairs mumbling to herself and shaking her head giggling.

"I don't think Elizabeth will ever look at ye the same way James", Jack added, while he continued to snuggle against Evie, once in a while he groped her. Thank gods her brother did not see or we would have another "Kill Jack session".

"So is any of ye boys willing to tell me what happened...". The men quietly stared at one another, but no one dared to speak. All that awaited Evie was silence.

Evie growled. "Fine! If ye are going to be that way then I am going to bed". With that she started to walk away. Then she stopped, strode back over to Jack and took his sleeve dragging him with her. Jack just turned around and waved his hand at James while a broad grin graced his face.

"Evie...", James raised his voice, but somehow there was a crack in his voice when he called out his sisters' name. Evie stopped and turned around to find her brother trying to keep his anger in. "Yes James", she replied sweetly, while she looked at her brother sarcastically.

James cleared his throat, to make sure his next statement would have the impact he desired. "Perhaps Mr. Sparrow here, would like to return to his ship and sleep there?' James glared at Jack, waiting for him to disagree.

Jack stared back. "Oh two can play at this game NORRY! Ye challenge Captain Jack Sparrow? Well, prepare to get yer bleeding arse kicked"

"No James. I would rather have Jack spend the night with me, just as he promised", Evie purred as she started dragging Jack back up the stairs. James shot forward 'But Evie...Don't ye think that this is rather inappropriate?', but Evie just ignored him and continued going up the stairs Jack following her happily.

"Ta! Mate, don't wait up… ye should get yerself a girl mate, beats sleeping alone.. No wait.. ye did find yerself a girl and said strumpet robbed ye and left ye to die… saddening really …", Jack rambled on, but then decided to quietly admire Evie's backside while she climbed the stairs in front of him.

"God, I hate Sparrow...", James growled as he walked past Will. Will just shook his head not far behind of James. They went their separate ways. Will went back to the Smithy as James went back to the Fort plotting various ways of how to end the pathetic life of Jack Sparrow the nuisance of the Caribbean.

Meanwhile Jack and Evie were getting cosy. "Jack, are ye going to tell me what happened", Evie asked as they sat on her large bed talking quietly. Jack ignored her question and started asking questions of his own. "But what I want to know darling, is when we are going to take that bath, like ye promised", as he wiggled his eyebrows at her Evie giggled.

"Well Jack, since it took ye forever to get back I took the bath by my lonesome and went to bed", as Evie pouted her lips and faked tears.

Jack shrugged. "Well pet, I'm back now aren't I? So why don't we take a bath together this time..", he said, taking her hands and trying to pull her up towards the bathroom. "But Jacckkk...I don't need another bath", she whined. "Ye lost yer chance Mr. Sparrow", she snapped as she turned around, grabbed her brush and began brushing her hair.

Jack stood there in shock. She turned down the infamous Captain Jack Sparrow? Had she gone mad"Jack, I want ye to tell me what happened with James", she demanded as she put down the brush and turned around to look at him. He raised his palms in defence

'Nuffin happened darlin...Absolutely nothing", he said as he casually walked over to a painting on the wall wondering how much he could get for it. He whistled to himself contemplating where he could sell the painting.

"Jack I know yer lying to me. Whenever yer nervous or trying to be sneaky ye start whistling and twiddling yer fingers", Evie teased as Jack rolled his eyes. "No I don't.", he said fidgeting with the rings on his fingers.

"Yes ye do Jack", Evie retorted, discovering this was an argument challenge. "No I don't Evie", Jack replied back heatedly. Evie sighed"Yes ye do Jack". Jack only threw up his hands and blew a large raspberry.

"DON'T FIGHT WITH ME WOMAN", as he ran over to the bed belly flopping on her and she giggled loudly. "I love ye Jack...", she whispered. Jack smiled warmly as he looked up from her smooth stomach as he was blowing wet raspberries on her stomach.

He slowly crawled up until he was laying completely on her. "Now tell me something pet, how the 'ell can ye, ye beautiful amazing piratess be related to that assfuck of a brother"

Jack could easily see the resemblance but the way she and James acted were just too different. That and of course Evie had inherited the "beauty" genes. "I love ye too Evie. Never ferget that", as he slowly rubbed Evie's tattoo that surrounded her belly button.

"I wonder how yer brother would react to seeing this tattoo", Jack inquired as he swirled his thumb around it again. Evie laughed, throwing back her head in the pillow. "He would shoot ye, Jack". Jack's only response was that he shook his head smirking.

"But still, that brother of yers..god he's such a dick", when the moment he had spoken the word "dick" and the thoughts of that came back to him, he became pale as a sheet. He rolled over too quickly, fell off the bed and hit the cold wooden floor.

Evie's head popped up from the side of the bed to find her Jack laying there on the floor and rolled up in the sheets. She could se he had a crazed look in his eyes. Jack muttered to himself"I'm never going to be able to say jokes like that again without remembering...". Then he shuddered again as another flashback entered his mind.

"Jack are you alright? You really don't look well", a look of concern graced her face as Evie leaned down to level with Jack's eyes. Jack looked up, to see her. The glow of the moonlight illuminated her mahogany hair and her clear blue eyes. Her tanned skin make her features glow. There was something magical about her tonight… Jack realized, he had to do it.

He breathed deeply getting up. He crawled up on the bed thinking deeply. Before Evie knew what was going on Jack had took her hand in his. And they just sat there in silence, while Jack's eyes never lost track of hers. Evie felt confused about Jack and Jack on the other hand, was contemplating on what to do next.

Jack sighed deeply. "Evie pet, I've luv'd ya since I met ya in France. And ever since then ye've been on me mind...What I'm trying to say pet is...", and after that nothing else was spoken. Not a single other word escaped his lips. Jack Sparrow shut up like clam and started panicking.

"What do ye want to tell me, Jack", she said while she took his hand in one of her own and ran her free hand lovingly across his cheek. Jack once again sighed and cleared his throat"Well ye know I luv ye and what I have been wanting to say to ye for a while was...Well Evie, Evelyn, Eve…-ahem Evie darlin' would ye do me the honour of becoming my Mrs. Sparrow"

Rapidly he closed his eyes. He could feel the beads of sweat running down his face tanned face. He sat there petrified as he greeted silence. "Aww...fuck pet! Please say sumthin! Anything! Well not anything, more Yes jack! Come on darlin I need ye right now more then ever to speak"

Still nothing was said. He couldn't take it anymore. Jack opened his eyes to find Evie nodding her head. "Oh my god...ye know a yes would have been helpful", he said grinning as she jumped into his arms. "Yes Jack! Yes I'll marry you! I'll be yer wife", as they sat there in the middle of the bed jumping up and down excitedly.

"But Jack don't ye know what this means", she inquired with an excited gleam in her eye. "More sex", he said greedily as he moved her hair off her shoulder and began licking and biting her shoulder gently, nipping at her soft neck with his teeth.

"Well, that too Jack...But this means we'll get to meet each others families". Evie almost squealed when she said it, but Jack swallowed hard and instantly seized his nibbling activities.

He looked up from her shoulder his eyes as wide as saucers, as he looked into her blue eyes"Wait, luv, whut"

BUM BUM BUM! MEET THE FAMILY PEOPLE! HAHAHHAHAHHA! POOR JACK! WHO KNOWS IF HE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THIS LOVELY MARRIAGE! READ AND REVIEW! LOVE YE DUTCHESS!