Chapter 11

Family is a no no and strange dreams.

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"We get to meet each others families!", she laughed at she lunged at Jack and hugged him tightly. Jack didn't respond to her embrace, he just sat there stiff staring at the wall as his right eye slightly twitched every few seconds.

"Jack? What's wrong?", Evie asked as she tugged at his sleeve in order to gain his attention.

He was broken out of his trail of thoughts and he grabbed Evie by the shoulders pulling her back. "Why family! Why not it be just ya and I! Do we need our bleedin' families!", he asked yelling.

"Jack, calm down, you're going to wake the entire household...", as she soothingly ran her fingers over his shoulders whispering in his ear

Jack, however, didn't want to calm down, the whole matter of her meeting him family was just nerve wrecking. "Pet, why don't we get married in Fiji? Let's go to Fiji!", grabbing her hand pulling her off the bed trying to pull her towards the door. "Ye love Fiji! I love Fiji, who wouldn't love Fiji!'

"Now?", as Jack just nodded but Evie stopped walking and wouldn't move. Jack swerved around. "Jack, we can get married in Fiji. It would be very romantic no doubt, but I really do want our families there". Jack's arms fell down his sides in despair as Evie stomped away and sat on the bed her back to him with her arms crossed.

Jack moaned as he rolled his eyes grabbing a pillow from a nearby chair and screaming obscenities into it. He lifted his face from the pillow only to find that she was still ignoring him. "Damnit that didn't work..."

Jack stomped loudly to the door opened it and then shut it, trying to make Evie believe he had left. He grew silent to find that Evie still hadn't turned around. A deep sigh came from the bed in which she was still perched. "Please Jack. That is the oldest trick in the book", she mumbled sarcastically. Jack blew a large wet raspberry throwing his arms in the air.

He sighed deeply walking over to her as he went to his knee's falling before her. "But why do ye want our family there!" he didn't even try to hide his desperation any more.

"Jack this a beautiful moment. A milestone. I've dreamt about this ever since I was but a mere girl. I want it to be magical and I want to look to my side to see my family there smiling happily, and crying. I want them to love you just as much as I love you. Your mother doesn't even know who I am, and I want your mother to look at me like I'm a daughter to her. Is that so hard to understand".

Jack bit his lip. Okay so she seemed pretty desperate and she had a really good reason for this. He would have to give in. He wanted her to be happy and if that meant having to have the family (he made a face when he thought of the word family and the memories that seemed to pop into his mind from just thinking of it). Well, if she really wanted them there then so be it.

"Alright, alright. You want the families there ye'll get the family", he said while he tried to look into her eyes. She looked back at him, tears welling up in her eyes as she shed tears for joy and kissed Jack soundly on the lips. "Oh thank you, thank you Jack! I love you!", hugged him tightly.

Jack smiled happily. Okay, so he probably screwed himself over and wouldn't even live to see his wedding day, but to see Evie so happy at this particular moment in time made him smile.

Evie moved back from his arms. "That means we get to plan a wedding! Oh my god...the invitations! The dresses! The settings!", as she jumped off the bed marching back and forth talking to herself.

Jack let himself fall heavily back on the bed and just sat there staring at her. Wedding...This could only mean one thing. Work. That was not good. He did want to get married of course, a wedding, but he didn't want a freaking convention. Jack was wondering how to break her out of her joy, but every time he decided to speak he shut up scared that she would yell at him.

Clapping her hands she turned to Jack. "Alright Jack. We'll tell my brother in the morning, then we'll set sail and we'll visit your family. We'll gather your family and we'll all sail to England to meet my family. Then we can take care of all the wedding arrangements there.

He stared at her; a deep frown adorned his face, peaking its way from underneath his bandana.

"Have I no say in this pet?", he mumbled casting her a grumbled look. "No Jack", she murmured back as she continued talking to herself. Well Jack wouldn't lie. He loved a woman in charge, but he liked them more in bed.

Jack sighed falling back on the bed. This was going to be a disastrous wedding, but when he looked towards Evie as she paced the room in a frenzy and mumbled to herself, smiling to herself every few minutes he just shook his head and smiled.

It was worth all. "Alright pet. But lets go to bed 'cause I am exhausted from all of the nights antics", Evie nodded her had and undressed herself, like Jack had already done. She couldn't remember when he had taken his clothes off, but shrugged and crawled into bed with him. For a few moments they just lied there, holding each other tightly. Evie enjoyed this moment of silence and felt so at ease in his embrace. At moments like this she remembered why she loved him so much. But then, Jack broke the blissful silence: "Are ya sure bout the no bubble sex tonight?"

Evie smiled against his chest shaking her head.

"Oh well there's still tomorrow", as Jack yawned loudly as they both fell into a deep slumber.

Dream Sequence

"So...you want my sister's hand in marriage Sparrow?", stood Commodore Norrington before him naked save for the fact that Norrington's hat was covering his private parts. "Yes Norrington I do. And even if you don't like it we're still getting married so in yer face you arse!"

Norrington seemed to ignore him. "Good for you Jack!", as Jack turned around to find Will naked also his large feather hat covering his privates. Jack tried to ignore it as best he could, feeling very uncomfortable to say the least. "What the hell was going on?"

Will came up besides Jack patting him on the shoulder. Jack stiffened and immediately grabbed Will's hand and swiftly dislodged it from his shoulder. "Touch me again Turner and yer dead", he whispered venomously.

"So you want to become Commodore Norrington's brother-in-law?", a voice came from behind him. As Jack swerved around he found the Governor standing there but naked, and his hat too was covering his privates. "What are ye all doing? Are ya all in some nudist colony! Then I'd like ta know where ye keep the women!"

"Wutcha talkin' bout Capt'n?", as Gibbs came out of no where carrying a pig with him to covering his privates. "Albright' now all of ya are scaring me...", Jack's whispered as he started backing away from the dreadful scene in front of him.

"Welcome to the family Sparrow!", Norrington shouted to him. The man looked all emotional as he strolled over to Jack and hugged him tightly. Miraculously the hat stayed in its place. Jack began to struggle to get out of the Commodore's embrace, but Will, Gibbs, and the Governor also came over to him and began hugging him tightly. Jack continued struggling against the naked mob of men as he started drowning. The last thing you could have seen was Jack's hand disappearing beneath the naked mob as you heard him screaming for help.

End Dream Sequence.

"AHHHHH!", he awoke screaming, his whole body covered in a veil of cold sweat. He tried to get upright, but something held him back. As he looked down at his chest he found an arm sprawled out across his chest. He pushed the arm away and moved backwards falling from the bed. It was a naked arm as he grew frightened.

Evie awoke to Jack's screaming as she peeked her sleepy head from beneath the covers to find Jack on the floor constantly rubbing himself, mumbling nonsense of hands and nudist. "Jack darling are you alright?". Wide-eyed he looked up, bracing himself for what he would see next. Naked feet? Oh the horror! But to his relief, he only saw Evie there.

Seeing her lovely face, he began to calm down, wondering about how he could tell her the horrors he had just subconsciously witnessed. He spoke to himself in his mind "Okay, Jack, Evie isn't a naked man! She's a woman, and a fine one at that!" And naked she was even finer. That was good. Very good.

"I need a bath Evie" he said while he got back to his feet, trying to look as masculine as he possibly could after that horrifying dream. Evie only nodded her head in response. Snuggling back under the covers. "God, that man is starting to worry me", she murmured.

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