Chapter 12

The dark side of James

MUAHAHHAHA! POOR JACK! I HAVE NO SOUL WHAT SO EVER DOING THIS TO HIm BUT I HAD TO, FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! HUGS AND KISSES ANGELA! YOU´RE THE GREATEST BETA IN THE WORLD!

They sat there on the large silk bed side by side as the glimmering rays of the sun lit their features. In complete silence they thought to themselves. The question ominously hovering over their heads like a noose was "How are we going to break it to James?'

Evie already knew that James had a rough enough time believing that she truly loved Jack. So she was quite sure that the thought of her being Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow would send him over the edge and straight into Davie Jones Locker. Or, to an early grave.

"Anything yet pet?", Jack asked, staring at her from the corner of his eyes.

"No...you?"

Jack only shook his head.

Evie sat up and took his hands in hers "Maybe if we were really nice to him, and I don't know…. Perhaps… got him a little drunk … then just maybe he wouldn't notice you telling him about us getting married?"

Jack stared at her, wide eyed. "Evie ya can't be serious in thinkin he wouldn't notice and- Wait! What the fuck! When the hell did we decide I was gunna be 't one ta tell him?"

"Just a few seconds ago in my head" she said smiling sweetly back at him.

"That is not being fair pet. Ya have just as much of a right to tell him as I do. Yer brother deserves to hear it from the both of us"

"When the hell did you become so wise and nice?"

"A few seconds ago in my head" he said with a grin. "…When I realized your dear brother could shoot my arse off and hang me for the vultures to eat"

"You have a very creative imagination Jack" Evie sighed.

"Why thank ye pet. So all the while luv, I just keep thinkin bout thems vultures eating me mangled carcass, while I'm supposed ta be thinkin' how ta tell yer – already unstable – brother about us"

Evie rolled her eyes at this. "Well we can't stay in here forever Jack. I guess we'll just have to face him, as best as we can", she said with a fresh determination in her voice.

"Ooooo...but why can't we stay in here?", he purred. The lusty glint in his eyes didn't go unnoticed by him. "Noooo..Jack", she said, while she backed away from him. "I have to get dressed into one of these gowns so right now we can't play. We can play later". Evie moved towards the closets, looking through the throng of dresses.

Jack's horniness slowly extinguished into nothing as he pulled his shirt on over his head grumbling all the while of sex being healthy for his body and keeping him from illness. "Better than ANY medication mind ye…. 'tis what keeps a man healthy an' stable…"

"What do you think Jack?", Evie asked. Jack turned around and surprise and awe was to be found.

Evie stood there wearing the most gorgeous buttercup yellow dress smiling. Smiling and backing away slightly Jack placed his hands on his hips turning his head a bit to the side to get a good look at her.

"Pet, ye look good enough to eat..", he mubled walking towards her in a steady pace. In one dance-like motion he had backed her into a corner. Evie tried to struggle out of his grip "Jack we can't do this. Not now...James is going to be here any minute." Jack quickly shushed her by placing his fingers on her pink lips. "Shhhhhhh luv. Don't

fret. He'll never find out..", and he slowly fell to his knees before her.

Like a stealthy cat he quietly he crawled beneath her dress and underneath all her rustling skirts. The only odd thing about Evie's dress now were the tips of two boots sticking out of it. Evie began to giggle at Jack's kinkyness. "Jack darling we really shouldn't be-",but she immedialty stopped talking as she lifted her head back in delight. A smile quickly began growing on her lips.

Falling hard against the wall, using her hands to keep her body up from falling over from the intense pleasure she felt, she heard herself whimper. Her body curled in pleasure and she couldn't help but slam her head against the wall. She gave out a small moan, trying desperately to stay as quiet as possible so people wouldn't suddenly be suspicious of the strange noises coming from their bedroom.

She could almost feel Jack's giddiness at getting something from her even if it wasn't bathtub sex. But for Jack this was just as good. Maybe even a little better then good.

"Jack..", she moaned, "We really should stop". She clenched her fists so hard they were soon becoming paper white. "No worries. Just bask in the moment darlin", came the muffled answer from under the fabric of her gown.

"Jack we're trying to get my brother on your good side, not have him blow his top!" Evie retorted, trying to keep some form of a clear head. Jack grumbled as he stuck his head out from under Evie's dress.

"Pet, yer brother isn't here to shoot me". He teasingly stroke her thighs as he spoke to her. Trying to win her over and make her give in completely.

"I know Jack, I know. Its just that I'm worried".

Jack hushed her. "Don't be. Just relax and let ole Jack take care of everything", he said as he crawled back under all the layers of fabric that covered her beautiful body.

Evie couldn't help herself. She had to laugh.

"I do hope my sister hasn't inconvienced you in any way, Governor"James asked as he and the Governor strolled through the rose gardens. Suddenly James squirmed slightly embarrassed as the memories of the other night filled his mind. When he gave those memories a bit more thought, his aristocratic cheeks blushed in a deep tomato color.

"Oh no..Not at all Commodore Norrington. She really is a lovely girl, and it has been a pleasure having her stay here with us" the Governor replied as he bent down to smell one of the pink roses that surrounded them.

James breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank goodness".

"Yes Commodore. She really is a delightful girl. Maybe it's best if you go and see her, I am most certain the servants have awakened her by now", Governor Swann said, pointing to a window on the left of the mansion. "The drapes have been opened, so she must be up" . James nodded his head. "Perhaps I will do just that Sir. Thank you for your hospitality". He left the Governor behind and walked out of the garden and into the house.

Walking up the stairs he began contemplating a way of getting Jack Sparrow out of both his and his baby sisters lives. But his good side began lecturing him. "Think about this James. Your baby sister loves that creature. If you kill him or get him locked away for the rest of his petty life, she will never forgive you. Ever. Mark my words".

But there was always his dark side trying to overrule the good voice. "Oh come off of it James! Don't listen to the pansy! He stole your sisters innocence! Get him out of the way! Gut the bloody nut!"

"Now really...there is no reason to say such dreadful things to James. I mean, haven't you thought about what the girl wants?" and then James' angel and devil began arguing.

"Who cares what she wants! She's just a mere child!"

"She is most certainly not a child, especially if she gallivanting with that pirate in such unforgivable acts"

"Haha! Our little sister is a dirty vixen!"

"Oh don't say that! She's still our little girl underneath!"

"Yeah well Sparrow's been underneath and I'm sure as hell he'll tell us that she is NOT a little girl!"

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!", James screamed holding his aching head in his hands, covering his ears to make the voices stop. The servant girl Emily who was passing by, stopped and stared at the Commodore for a few minutes. She couldn't help but be worried at his behaviour.

"Are you alright Sir? You look awfully pale. Perhaps you should go outside, get some fresh air" she offered.

"I'm fine miss. Just a bit of a headache. Do carry on.." he said, hoping she would continue with her duties and leave him be. Emily curtsied as she walked away from him, casually glancing over her shoulder to make sure he didn't start talking to himself again.

James stood outside of his sister's door. He was about to knock and make his presence known, until he heard giggles coming from the other side of the door. He gripped the handle tightly telling himself to calm down. "Yes..calm down James. Everything is perfectly fine...". He knocked the door once and a smile grew on his face as he opened the door and stepped inside.

At first everything looked fine, until he noticed his sister was leaning against the wall with a look of ecstasy on her face. When he glanced down he noticed a pair of worn out brown boots peeked out from beneath her dress.

Evie turned her head to find her brother standing there his face stoic as she gasped in surprise.

Jack unknown as to what was going on began talking as he heard her gasp. "What is it pet?", his voice muffled.

"Ah, ye like this don't ye luv. Are you going to come for me?' he cooed. You know how sexy you look when you do!", he smothered laughing joyously like a little boy in a candystore and the grin on his face just grew wider and wider.

James stared for one more minute, his eyes stinging at the sight displayed before him. But then he staggered backwards and shut the door behind him. Disbelief and pure horror evidently showing on his face.

"What was that pet? I could have sworn I just heard a door".

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