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I'm SO sorry I haven't written lately. We got our internet shut off and I had no possible way to update -- But anyway here is the next long awaited chapter!
Thankyou my loyal readers for being so patient
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"Slowly...I said slowly!"yelled Drake. Josh and Drake were making their way down the stairs to the main lobby. "We need to use your phone."said Drake to a woman passing by talking on her cell phone. She gave Drake a dark look and kept on walking.
"Let me handle it with the guy who works here."Josh said. they walked over hiding the handcuffs. "Hello dear sir! We were wondering could we please use the phone?"Josh asked. The man nodded.
"Dear sir?"said Drake laughing. Josh glared. "Let me dial it."Drake said reaching for the phone with his free hand.
"No no it's my turn!"Josh muttered. Drake snatched the phone and began dialing. Josh sighed.
"Hello? Yeah I'd like a large peperoni pizza with-"
"GIVE ME THAT!"Josh yelled interrupting Drake snatching the phone with his free hand and hanging it up. He started to dial 911.
"Do you really think the cops are going to help? I mean he is the cops!"said Drake.
"He is a cop. A very deranged psychotic cop I might add."Josh said. Drake rolled his eyes. "Hello officers? My brother and I have been kidnapped! It's by a cop. We don't know what his name is but his brother was killed by Laura Patterson if that helps! I don't know where we are exactly some hotel. His license plate is I-Kill-u! Please hurry!"Josh cried.
"Hey man I don't appreciate prank phone calls-"said the worker but Drake started shaking him.
"MAN THIS ISN'T A PRANK!"Drake yelled.
"Why are you two handcuffed together?"The man asked.
"WE HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A COP!"Josh yelled.
"Why should I believe you? What if you're prisoners and you're escaping..."the man said. Suddenly however the cop who caught them ran down the stairs with his gun.
"HANDS UP!"he yelled. Josh and Drake put their hands up still handcuffed together. "OUTSIDE!"the man barked and they went outside and inside the backseat of his car. The man started driving.
"How did you wake up?"Josh asked.
"I heard you yelling. I'm a light sleeper."the man muttered.
"Sir! you shouldn't drive drunk!"Josh said.
"shut up kid."The man barked driving fast.
"Hey do you have a name?"asked Drake. Josh glared at Drake.
"What?"Drake asked.
"Of course he has a name!"Josh cried.
"You can call me Harvey."the man said.
"Is Harvey your real name?"Drake asked.
"Drake he wouldn't tell us his real name. He's a psychotic cop!"yelled Josh. A snore emitted from Harvey. He had fallen asleep on the wheel. Josh and Drake looked at each other and screamed.
Mindy walked up to Drake's house deep in thought. She should just turn around...it was almost eleven at night. Audrey answered looking worried. "Is Josh here?"Mindy asked.
"No! Drake and Josh are gone! We don't know where!"cried Audrey. Mindy blinked in horror.
"Calm down Mrs.Nichols."said Mindy nervously.
"Whats going on?"Walter asked coming up with Megan looking scared.
"I got a call from Josh earlier. I thought he was being stupid and playing a prank. He said that they had been kidnapped by a maniac."Mindy said.
"NO!"cried Audrey.
"You don't think it was Laura do you?"Audrey asked looking at Walter.
"No it was a him."Mindy said quickly. They both stared at her.
"I remember Josh saying his license plate it was...I-kill-u. I didn't believe Josh it's all my fault!"Mindy cried.
"Walter call the cops!"cried Audrey said and her and Walter left. "Mindy dear how about you come in..."said Audrey. Mindy nodded and entered the house. After deep thinking she concluded that if anyone could help it would be Megan.
"Is Megan awake?"Mindy asked Walter politely as he waited for the police.
"She's sleeping over her friends house."Audrey said.
"I see."Mindy said. She had been hoping Megan had put tracking devices on her brothers. It wouldn't hurt to check out Megan's room however. She would have to some how sneak in after being questioned by the police.
The car took a sharp right turn and they crashed into a tree. Both boys screamed. Drake looked at Josh.
"Are you alright?"Drake asked.
"Yeah fine...I don't think Harvey is though."Josh said.
"This is great! Now we can escape!"Drake cried and opened the door and jumped out pulling Josh with him.
"I think he's really hurt Drake."said Josh looking at Harvey who had blood streaming down his face and wasn't moving.
"Good. Now lets leave. We can hitch hike."said Drake.
"We can't just leave him!"said Josh. Drake looked at his brother surprised.
"What do you mean? Of course we can! Josh he kidnapped us! This is a dream come true!"Drake cried. Josh looked at Drake. "Come on man this is our only chance! It wont be our fault if this guy dies he's the one who crashed. Besides someone will noticed a crashed car in like minutes he will be fine and we need to get out of here."Drake said. Josh frowned but nodded and got out they began walking the highway putting up their thumbs when ever a car drove by. No one stopped. "What is it with these people? We are two teenagers don't they want to help us?"cried Drake.
"Maybe the fact that we are handcuffed together has something to do with it."Josh muttered. Drake sighed.
"People aren't very trusting. For all they know we were practicing magic tricks and lost the key."said Drake.
"In the middle of nowhere?"Josh asked with raised eyebrows. Drake shrugged.
"It could happen."He muttered.
"That's all I know officer."Mindy said. The police man nodded.
"We will look up the license plate and have a search for the boys. That's all we can do for now try to get some rest. If we have any news we will contact you."the police officer said kindly to Audrey and Walter. The police officer left.
"I should be getting home. I'm just going to go upstairs and get my jacket. I left it hear yesterday when I came to visit Josh."Mindy said going up stairs. She opened the door to Megan's room slowly. "Not booby trapped huh?"she said looking around the room. This meant that Megan was very confident of people not finding her secret spy ware objects. Mindy looked around studying the room. She found Megan's remote and turned on the TV. Nothing strange here- wait there was a switch on the back of the remote. Mindy hit it and on the TV it now showed different rooms of the house and she could select which one. "Clever...but not what I'm looking for."Mindy muttered. She had to hand it to Megan, she was good. Mindy left the room and grabbed her jacket and went down the stairs. "Before I go I have to ask, Where is Megan's friend's house? You see Megan asked me to deliver her something involving an early Mother's day gift..."Mindy said.
"Oh it's three blocks down big white house you can't miss it."Audrey said.
"Thank you."Mindy said and she left. She had to get Megan's help.
"Bad to the bone!"Drake sang.
"Der ner ner ner."Josh muttered scowling.
"If your going to be a musical instrument Josh you need enthusiasm!"said Drake.
"I'll show you enthusiasim..."grumbled Josh glaring at Drake.
"Good."said Drake.
"We have been walking for hours Drake! Not one single person has even thought of picking us up! And that old woman who stopped nearly ran over my foot when we walked over to her."Josh said darkly.
"Well it wasn't very nice of her to pretend to be letting us in her car. I mean really did she have to stick her tongue out at us?"Drake asked.
"Now that's not something you would expect of an old woman."said Josh crossing his arms causing Drake to lose balance. Drake scowled at Josh and Josh put his hands down.
"Old woman are evil!"hissed Drake.
"Not Granny!"cried Josh.
"Especially Granny."Drake said.
"No Granny is nice! I just think that lady was grumpy...hey some one is stopping!"cried Josh. They ran over to the car.
"You boys need a lift?"asked a man's voice. The person was wearing a hat and a trench coat.
"Yeah thanks!"said Drake getting into the back seat of the car. The car doors closed than locked. Drake and Josh stared at each other nervously.
"Sir?"said Josh. The man turned around and Josh screamed. A skinny man with red hair and glasses looked at him. It was Tony, Laura's henchman.
"Aren't you supposed to be in jail?"Drake hissed. Tony laughed softly.
"The boss broke me out. Only me though. I think she likes me."Tony said. Josh cringed at this.
"Look how about you drop us off at my house thanks."Josh said.
"No can do. I'm taking you to number 1."said Tony.
"Look Tony I don't know if Laura gave you an update, but she doesn't want us anymore! She let us go!"Drake yelled. Tony laughed.
"You expect me to believe you?"Tony said.
"It's true!"Josh cried.
"The boss wouldn't have let ya go willingly. She's worked to hard to get ya."Tony said. Drake sighed loudly.
"She will be happy when I show her I've got you two."Tony said.
"Or not! I'm telling you she doesn't want us any more!"Josh cried. Tony laughed.
"It's no use lying. It's not getting you anywhere."Tony said. Josh sighed.
"What are we going to do now?"He asked Drake. Drake snored in reply. Josh glared. "Well I'm glad he's comfortable!"Josh muttered. Josh sighed looking out the window watching tree's fly by. He was captured once again. "Where are you taking us?"Josh asked.
"To number 1."Tony replied.
"Obviously! I mean right now. Aren't you gonna stop at a hotel or something?"asked Josh hopefully.
"Nope. I've been sleeping during the day and driving by night. More likely to not get caught that way."Tony replied. Josh sighed. "We're doomed."he muttered.