Yes yes…I know. I haven't updated in forever. Ever so sorry sweethearts. It would seem that some of my passion for writing had slowly disappeared. But I realized just how much I had missed it so I return once more. Possibly even better at writing then before. I think the inspiration was seeing POTC 2 tonight. If you haven't seen it I really suggest you go see it. I thought it was brilliant and the ending shocked me. Anyway enough of my babbling on with the story.

Chapter 13

Breaking the news is always the hardest

Evie gasped grabbing her forehead in disbelief. This was the last thing she needed. Her list had already grown large in the place of trying to maintain some sort of calmness but that just went down hill now. Her brother had just seen her in an intimate act. He was scared for life.

Jack slowly peeked his head from underneath Evies long dress a small smirk gracing his lips as he slowly licked his lips as if just tasting the after effects of a fine wine. He was interested and certainly wanted more.

Hoping for a pleasant reaction, all he received was distress. Worry was embedded on his lovely Evie's face. That couldn't be. Could he have done something wrong? Had he displeased her in some way? That was nearly an impossible feat especially for Jack Sparrow but I suppose once in a millennium he could possibly make a woman unhappy in the intimate passionate manner. Very much impossible but yet possible.

Evie slowly moved away from Jack as if disgusted. Jack's face fell. Guilt took over as he walked slowly over to her hesitantly taking her hand. "Are ya unhappy me dove?", he whispered.

"Jack.."

"Mhm..?"

She sighed.

"Jack…the reason I'm like this isn't because of what we did, its more the fact that my brother caught us".

"………oh fuck"

"Yes, that is a big oh fuck right there".

"Wait, you mean he came into the room".

"Yes. While….you were um-ahem- down there James came in".

"……..oh fuck".

"Will you stop with that?"

He nodded.

Silence passed between them. Jack broke the silence. Grabbing his face, his slid his palms down his face moving the skin slightly.

"……oh fucking fuck!"

Evie simply rolled her eyes. Why was she not surprised. Even at a time such as this. A time of such great importance where they had any future to hold he couldn't even be serious. What she found so appealing about him she would never know.

Jack skillfully sashayed himself over to the bed, fell into it and stretched his body out over the bed. The look of worry left his face as he looked over to Evie winked at her, lifted a finger and lazily called her over.

That was the reason. He was an animal, and he brought out her naughty side.

"No, not now"

"Why not? Little Jack's unhappy! And you know if little Jacks unhappy then he doesn't cooperate properly!"

Evie stood there trying to hold back a laugh. It was too much. She couldn't stay mad at him even if she tried. He knew how to weasel himself back into her heart.

"Jack…", she sighed. "I'm not in the mood to play with little Jack right now. It's not on my to do list at the moment".

Jacks eyes bugged out his face.

"What? You wish to deny sexual pleasures to little Jack?"

"Yes.."

"SH! Don't say that! Little Jack may hear you! Do you want to make him upset", as he turned his back to her.

He began mumbling to himself.

"Bloody woman…s'like kickin a puppy when its already down..".

Evie sighed once again.

"Jack…"

Nothing he ignored her.

"Jack!"

Once again the cold shoulder.

Looking down at little Jack he began to talk.

"I'm sorry little Jack did you hear something? Cause I surely didn't".

Evie rolled her eyes. Huffing she walked up to the bed, jumped on it and climbed over to Jack. Wrapping her arms around his chest she tried to get him to look at her. No suck luck. Sighing once again she decided to make it up to him.

"Alright, alright sweetheart. How about, you let me go see my brother and let me talk to him and when I get back I want you to be waiting for me in our room".

Jacks ears perked up.

"I want to play a game…", she whispered coyly in his ear. She began running her hands up and down his chest in a provocative manner. Jack smiled.

"I want you to be the damsel in distress…and I'll be the wicked pirate..', as she licked his ear, 'who takes the fair maiden away to do what he likes to her". Jack swallowed hard.

"So…ahem..I am the maiden and you're the wicked pirate. Em a I correct sweet?"

"Uhhuh".

"How long until you returned?", turning around quickly.

"Give me an hour! Be ready in our bedroom", as she got off the bed and walked to the door. Turning around she winked at him.

"Remember…you the damsel darling!", as she blew him a kiss and was out the door.

"Damsel? Well, alright is she wants to play dirty". Getting sneaky he went over to her closest and began rushing through her gowns. He found an enticing red one.

"O this is perfect…", he whispered as he got nakie and pulled the dress over his body. To say the least it was quite uncomfortable but he was the damsel. Growling, he suddenly slapped his hands in realization.

He needed to set the mood, yes! Candles and wine! Down to the kitchen!

Earlier that day Elizabeth had asked William to come. She needed to talk to him urgently before they left for their picnic. Entering the house he stood in the main room waiting on her arrival downstairs. Hearing someone coming he looked to his right to realize it was Jack…..in a dress.

"Ello William! How ya doin?", as he swung the bottles of wine around wiggling his eyebrows.

Looking around in each direction to see if anyone was looking he came closer to Will and whispered his eyes big and wide.

"Later, when me lovely returns…", grinning.

Will didn't know what to say. To say the least…he had never thought to see Jack Sparrow in a dress.

"Um Jack?"

"Hmm..yes boy?"

"Why are you in dress?", as Jack looked down realizing.

"O I completely furgot I was in one. No wonda their was a draft. Well, Evie and me like to play games and as it would be I'm the damsel in distress. Savvy?", as he wiggled his eyebrows once more his gold teething glinting.

Completely ignoring the things going around they never noticed Evie and Norrington walking through the door.

"Oh you don't know how much this means to me James! Thank you so much for your blessing!"

"Well, if you are happy then I am happy……."

Silence.

Will and Jack turned around to find Evie jaw dropped and Norrington disgusted staring at both of them. Jack cleared his throat.

"Wine anyone?"

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